Mook

The Sainsbury's ones are the worst for this. Absolute cunts to get out the packaging.

This is what it boils down to. They have killed Football and we've all just sat on our arses & let them get away with it.

There are a lot of friendly faces there & we've been paid before the gig (a new one on me) so should be ok. Actually just went to a Chinese there & the food was amazing, a lot better than the fry up this morning.

I've only just left the hotel, I have a gig tonight & was scared of ending up in a pub & blowing it. I can't see me doing the train thing tbh.

I'll be having words with the cunt who is advertising it as the longest pier then, lying bastards. It is indeed. I am currently posting from said Premier Inn.

'Super smart'. No.

I'm hungover to fuck, it all went in my belly about 3mins after the picture was taken. Southend has the longest pier in the World, one for the fact fans.

Scrambled eggs on top of a fried egg.

Brewer's Fayre, Southend on Sea. £10.99 all you can eat job, pretty much as expected. It filled a hole, one point deducted because the English bastards have no haggis option so 5/10.

Mac Allister should have been rested tonight. Looking at the positives, at least we don't have to play Roma.

The cup looks ok.

I thought it was one of those new social media words like 'baller' or some shite. Good to see some old fashioned piss taking.

Limped?

My main concern with this stuff is, are people genuinely confident about our forthcoming trips to Fulham & across the park? We've just been absolutely battered at home by an average Serie A team & seen Palace get their first away win since they beat Burnley in November. It would take a pretty spectacular change in our form to win all six games, which we will almost certainly have to do...

The way we're playing, I wouldn't be celebrating that just yet.

Nurse Ratched from One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.

Pairs I've bought this decade... Training '76 Spezials Blue Overdubs Navy Overdubs Navy Super Sambas White/Black Kicks

I like the navy/light blue & the tan Bermudas & a couple of pairs of the Samba OG. I can't afford any though so it's just window shopping.

There's a few pairs I like at the moment but they're not one of them Still not as bad as the pig's arse they've made of the Scotland strip for the Euros.

Not at all, Nunez has been absolutely brutal the last few weeks & needs to sort his finishing out. I've said as much on here several times in the last few days. I don't need xG stats to see that though, I just watch the game.

I'm not a stat person at all but you can certainly take objective things like goals, set pieces & possession quite seriously. This new & subjective stuff does not interest me in the slightest.

So a load of subjective pish then.

My point had nothing to do with Nunez. What constitutes a 'big chance' is subjective, regardless of who is playing or whether they score.

Who decides what a 'big chance' is? My money is on some complete & utter bellend.