Marko Grujic

[Sugar Ape]

Get to know #LFC's new signing, Marko Grujic! https://t.co/yl5C4K2LCN

— Liverpool FC (@LFC) January 6, 2016

[aRdja]

“I was thinking about my progress in my next period and decided it was good for me to come here and try to be the best I can," Grujic told the club's website.

 

“I want to play in front of one of the loudest set of fans in Europe at Anfield. "

 

 

Houston, we've got a problem. Unless we draw Dortmund in Europe next season then he's got a chance.

 

The nerve of him. Sarcastic cunt.

[Sugar Ape]

What a strike this is by #LFC's new boy Marko Grujic! Check out more goals from the Serbian: https://t.co/puO7P6N7fS https://t.co/r01NodyJni

— Liverpool FC (@LFC) January 6, 2016

[ZonkoVille77]

Look at the fuckin state of him. I can't begin to describe how much I abhor this jabroni.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Hope he's shit

[Sugar Ape]

He is a big lad like isn't he. As tall as Klopp. Though some of that might just be his hair.

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Thats Klopps Alder Hey face. Worrying.

[Section_31]

Thats Klopps Alder Hey face. Worrying.

 

That's the face after he gets told Sturridge has been spotted crying again and he's gone and sunk a crate of Warsteiner. 

[Shitty Arse]

Who does this cunt think he is? Fucking sick of him already. Let him rot in Red Star Belgrade reserves

[Dave D]

All well and good but sod all help to us now is it.

 

Be made up if he could play Friday night.

 

Why do we always manage to negotiate deal that are heavily weighted against us? 

 

Loan him back shanninigins is utter wank

[Chairman Meow]

Why is he not leaning on things in those photos?

 

I refuse to believe he has signed until I see him leaning on something. 

[Bamo]

Why is he not leaning on things in those photos?

 

I refuse to believe he has signed until I see him leaning on something.

 

It's not even Tuesday, clearly a hoax

[Baltar]

We've signed so many promising youngsters from abroad over the years and not many have made the grade. I can't think of many who became regular first teamers. Unless they've been really expensive, like Can and Coutinho, the £5Mish or less youngsters seem to disappear without trace. Even £20M man Markovic has been sent away. Would rather just save the cash and buy proven quality who can help us now, rather than down the line. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

His lean is too assured for my liking.

 

 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

His lean is too assured for my liking.

 

 

He's quite hairy. Hopefully that means he's got a bit of testosterone and a set of plums, unlike most of squad now.

[Dr Nowt]

His lean is too assured for my liking.

 

It's the lean of some young ponce who thinks he's going to shag your teenage daughter in your own house and drink your beer while he's at it.

 

I neither have a daughter, nor any beer, nor anyone who wants to visit my house, but I'm still annoyed about it so let's loan the cunt to Bordeaux and get this farce wrapped up while we still can.

[Red House]

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO757FMZAGSdLFX8HS0LLVA/search?query=Zvezda

Loads of full Red Star games on that channel. Much better than watching youtube compilations where even I would look decent.

Watched a couple of his performances so far. From what I've seen the Pogba-Yaya style of play comparisons are fairly accurate. He's very good on the ball, nice vision and passing range, can dribble even though he's not the fastest and wins quite a few aerial duels as you would expect for someone of his height. Main weakness is that he lacks mobility off the ball, seems particularly poor at tracking back. For that reason, I would prefer to see him play as an attacking midfielder until Jurgen can fix his work rate.

Overall, well impressed with what I've seen even though the standard of play in the league doesn't look very high. Strikes me as a player who could potentially dominate games with his ability and size in the future, even though it's probably too early for that.

[Russ Atmosphere]

No twatoos for sleeves, he'll be a club legend.

[Dave D]

It's the lean of some young ponce who thinks he's going to shag your teenage daughter in your own house and drink your beer while he's at it.

I neither have a daughter, nor any beer, nor anyone who wants to visit my house, but I'm still annoyed about it so let's loan the cunt to Bordeaux and get this farce wrapped up while we still can.

 

This was a cry for help.

 

We must all try and visit Dr Nowt. Take beer.

 

But maybe leave your daughters at home

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

Twat

Stupid cat-faced brevity cunt

[Sweeney287]

Has he injured his hamstring yet?

[Jurgens Red Army]

I'm looking forward to getting £50million for him off Barcelona or Madrid in 5 years time

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

It's the lean of some young ponce who thinks he's going to shag your teenage daughter in your own house and drink your beer while he's at it.

 

I neither have a daughter, nor any beer, nor anyone who wants to visit my house, but I'm still annoyed about it so let's loan the cunt to Bordeaux and get this farce wrapped up while we still can.

Too late, he's Angry of Tuebrook for a very good reason. An empty fridge will do that to a man.

[TheHowieLama]

Hope he wears his socks at the proper level.

[Arl arse]

Hope he's not a shithouse, I also hope he saves me a can of beer and a go on Lizzie's daughter.