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Shitty Arse

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  1. Keita scored at Old Trafford in the 5-0 win. Thiago scored that lovely goal once where he kicked over the top of the ball and it kind of flew into the net in an unerringly straight arrow like fashion. Think it was a European game. Also Thiago ran the show against the Mancs once at Anfield when we played them off the pitch. Both were obviously injured all the time and completely unreliable. I’m gonna give Thiago this one. Keita just didn’t seem remotely arsed. Also Keita went off and got injured on international duty against the clubs’ wishes so that also made me think he was even more of a useless cunt.
  2. I’m on holiday in Krakow at the moment. I’ve spent the whole day walking around Auschwitz-Birkenau concentration camps. Luckily I’ve missed the entire match and I’ve got no intention of ever watching it now. Auschwitz and Man Utd beating us on the same day. The staff are just in the process of talking me down off the hotel roof.
  3. Not having paper ticket stubs. Scanning in on them barcode things doesn’t feel right.
  4. Balls the size of space hoppers this kid. That bit in the second half where he strode forward and went past one of their players and got a shot off. Fucking hell. Completely unfazed by the occasion.
  5. He’s fucking great isn’t he? Everyone kept saying it will be interesting seeing him playing further forward once Endo adjusted into the DM role. Well we are seeing it now aren’t we? What a player. Another virtuoso performance today. So important to us now.
  6. It’s fucking scandalous. It beggars belief that there is no mention of it anywhere in the mainstream media.
  7. Oliver has been a fucking cunt lately. Don’t like him at all.
  8. Was hoping McAllister wouldn’t have been risked. Hope he comes off at half time after we’ve gone 5 goals up.
  9. What’s Hugo Lloris up to these days?
  10. Just logged on and saw other football trending as hot. Forgot Arsenal were playing. Got my hopes up there thinking Sheffield might have caused an upset. Fucks sake!
  11. I did that when he came on in the Cup Final! He was 16/1 on Sunday and wasn’t far off with the header and the one on the goal line.
  12. Mcoist is doing my head in. First shot on target and it’s a goal! Ignoring we just had a shot on target a few minutes earlier….
  13. Yeah she’s lovely. I’d let her shit on me chest.
  14. The Mormon thing with Andrew Garfield. Watched that a while ago. It was OK.
  15. Big opportunity for Gakkers here. Let’s hope he thrives on the extra responsibility and hopefully bag a few goals for his confidence.
  16. Yeah watched this on Sunday at the cinema. Very slow paced and not a lot actually happening and yet you find yourself thinking about it for ages afterwards. Absolutely chilling. Would be like watching a film about Fred and Rose West where they just come home from work, have their tea, go the shops etc yet we all know that there’s dead girls buried in the cellar. It’s the banality of it that is so striking. The actress out of Anatomy Of A Fall is in this as well and she’s brilliant.
  17. I can’t stand Tottenham but I’d rather they got 5th than the Mancs. Which if they keep losing will probably happen. Am I right in thinking 5th place gets Champions League next season? I really want the mancs to miss out on it. The horrible cunts.
  18. Fucking hamstring injuries again. Really shit news Allison is out. Let’s hope for a similar outcome to when we played Bournemouth away a few weeks back. On paper a really tricky away. Went down there and did the business no messing. Same again today please.
  19. One obvious one. Kenny as a manager who left and then went on to win the league again with Blackburn Rovers.
  20. Season 2 of Kin up on the iPlayer now. Did 3 last night. Uncle Bren is such a great character. Fucking windy cunts!!
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