Dave D

I never understand how in recent games we can spend so long probing and passing around the opposition box but not create a dangerous chance- they clear it and all of a sudden the shots are raining in on our goal

I’ve no idea what Klopp can be saying to them in the dressing room after that to arrest the decline. What can he possibly say?

I think Klopp might be as stoned as Robertson

Salah isn’t even making runs or getting into position

Diaz is several levels above everyone else. Roberson playing like he’s stoned off his face

It dreadful but he has to take some of the responsibility. It was a bizzare time to announce he was leaving. Fine while we were cruising but the moment we faced adversity how could he ask them to dig deep when he had clearly had enough. The truth will come out I think

Salah is fucked

Play into them. Surely we have the technique? Quick passing? Going wide and lobbing it in for 8 Grocks to lap up isn’t working

Just play through them centrally- they are cart horses. If you get possession in the box they will take you out- especially Pickford

Diaz is our biggest threat by a country mile. Which in fairness isn’t too hard to achieve

It feels like Klopp will have a hard time influencing them as he’s giving signs he’s not fully into it

Hardly-our dinked crosses are being swept away at leisure

Stop playing it wide- go straight down the middle reds

Ref has been dreadful. Anytime we challenge they go to ground before we even get there and get the foul

They will run out of steam

They keep getting fouls by running into our players

We'll probably agree a deal where we loan him back for a season

A goatee may move him away from the Van Gerwen look towards the Stone Cold Steve Austin look Instead of an AUSTIN 3:16 t-shirt we could have SLOT 4-2-3-1

Dave U's go-to Guardiola insult of "baldy weirdo" may have the last laugh in an ironic twist of fate

Who refused to go with him if he left for Spurs- https://metro.co.uk/2023/05/18/blow-for-tottenham-as-arne-slots-assistant-rules-out-feyenoord-exit-18804534/

This guy is his larger than life assistant- I vaguely remember him- John DeWolf

Its quite a distraction during a title run-in. I appreciate they had little choice but to act now. Even the players are probably googling him on their phones right now.

Ive heard he's picking the team tonight

Last nights result was a kick in the nuts to our already seemingly fragile minded team- and will have the Blue Hordes foaming at the mouth at the prospect of pissing on our chips. The timing of the fixtures seem to be up against us psychologically but tough shit I guess, need to stick in there

Maybe we are doing him a disservice but you would think it would take more than just a "felt something" situation to rule you out of a derby that may, just may, play a big part in you possibly getting a Premier League winners medal. Klopp must be exasperated with it week in week out