Mohamed Salah

[Vincent Vega]

Apparently he was filming an ad, so not sure he always wears the trackie top. He's still a boss fella like.

[s(k)aturation]

I don’t mind a battered sausage. Can you get them down here though? Don’t think I’ve ever seen one.

 

 

You see it listed at the very occasional chipper.

 

You can get those battered Dagwood Dogs on a stick at Southern Cross station (and my BP).

 

I rely on my trips to Ireland to catch up on them.

[J-V]

Just look at this little smiley face.

 

Quality jacket Mo's wearing.

[Elite]

Mo in the chippy

 

Imagine how good he'd be with the correct nutrition.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I'm heading to the chippy so I can be boss like No.

[El Rojo]

I'm heading to the chippy so I can be boss like No.

 

No Salah?

 

Sounds like his name in a tabloid heading: IT'S NO SALAH AS KOP ACE TURNS DOWN SPANISH GIANTS AND SIGNS 12 YEAR CONTRACT

 

Yay!

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Haha. My autocorrect was designed by Hades. "Hmmmm, Mo sounds a bit Muslim, better correct it."

[Captain Turdseye]

That's 25 years for me then.

How did you have them? Three sevens and a four?

[dylstar]

Just look at this little smiley face.

 

 

I bet Rooney is feeling very jealous.

[amli]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QNqyrE-m2o

[LFC 6 Times]

Just reflecting here. This guy is fucking outrageously good, not only does he score every game he’s the joint highest missed of “big chances” in the league, so the idea there’s going to be a “reversion to the mean” is nonsense. His song is fucking boss too.

[Stickman]

Bit risky him popping into that chippie, he could have met a bitter blue and got battered

[dockers_strike]

Bit risky him popping into that chippie, he could have met a bitter blue and got battered

 

Haha. Who cares, the boy has said he wants to win the title here. That will do for me.

[Kevin D]

Just makes me love him more!

Was he "off duty" wearing his LFC top? Bloody brilliant!

My Grandad told me once, never let yourself get attached to anyone of these, because they will walk out in 30 seconds flat if they feel Madreed coming round the corner.

[VladimirIlyich]

My Grandad told me once, never let yourself get attached to anyone of these, because they will walk out in 30 seconds flat if they feel Madreed coming round the corner.

Is your Grandad Michael Owen?

[Johnlj]

I'm attached. Haven't been to anyone since Owen fucked us over. This lad is loveable, he just seems like the nicest person in the world and an absolute dynamite footballer. If he one day leaves, then fair play. We all know the lure of them spanish cunts. He already made some very good memories. 

 

If we fix the midfield, I'm absolutely sure we'll win alot with him around. The way he turns games around even with two shadowing him, is enough for others to get the room needed. We've seen it with Firmino, and with Mané coming into form, it'll be a nice run in this season.

 

With players watching our attacking play, we must be a huge attraction. If FSG is willing to part with a few bobs this summer, next season could be the first time to get really exited in a long time.

[ZonkoVille77]

I like him

[El Dangerous]

Mo in the chippy

 

I bet Rooney is feeling very jealous.

[Fugitive]

I like him

I’d ram it dead hard up his arse... if he wanted it.

[Fugitive]

I bet Rooney is feeling very jealous.

Would have been fucked if fat Sam had pillaged the place minutes earlier

[Anubis]

He was doing the new ice bucket challenge, the Fat Sam Menu Challenge, where you get filmed walking up to the counter and crossing your arms to look at the menu.

[Grinch]

He's banged in 31 goals before March. Of course I fucking love him.

 

He'll leave someday, like 99 percent of other players. Hopefully the Klopp can put more players of his type around him so we might see him lift some trophies before he goes.

[aRdja]

He’s a brilliant player. How on earth were we the only club in for him last summer?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

He’s a brilliant player. How on earth were we the only club in for him last summer?

Because he's a Chelsea reject. And if you look at all his goals, he doesn't deserve any of them. They're all flukes you see. He's shite.

 

/Stevo impression

[Numero Veinticinco]

He’s a brilliant player. How on earth were we the only club in for him last summer?

Because they thought as much of him as you did?