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  1. Johnlj

    Summer 2020 Transfer Thread

    Sign Adama, just to see Purple Aki in the media again. It's been to long.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    I don't think so. It was one of them foreigners coming over to see BMD in all it's glory. You know the 8th wonder of the world.
  3. Fucking hell that was going outside the posts until Ox unluckily slided it in. Fucking shit and really embarrasing this.
  4. I'm fucking pissed at the performance and complete ignorance from a few players. Expected I know, but they all should have known City would go balls out for this. Hope Klopp brought the big book to slap some of them with.
  5. Dear god, that was horrendous. Want to yell at Gomez, but can't decide if he was unlucky with Sterlings first touch.
  6. Was out having a smoke, was it a pen or a soft Anthony Taylor one ?
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    Nike deal

    Horrendous shit compared to what NB have produced lately. I was really looking forward to some nice zip-ups. Won't be using a single pound on any of that shit. Kinell it's almost as bad as the Adidas shit we wore when they were around last time.
  8. We had agreed a 3 year deal with him. That's what he have said himself often in interviews. Then we came back and wanted a 4 year deal but with the same money as the 3 year deal, so we tried to "steal" a years wages. He didn't accept that and along came Juve with the same amount of money and in Italy it was all in netto after tax, so he basically got a 40% wage rise in the time it takes to sign a contract.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Well they got cash for a Parry Bowl now they've sacked that Meis character. Albeit a LEGO version, but still it's the taking part in the economic upswing that matters.
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    Jurgen Norbert Klopp

    Is it to late to switch sides ? Contemplating giving the Mrs. the boot, and pursue a career as a stalker until he surrenders to my mancrush.
  11. Johnlj

    The 30 Year Wait

    Good morning and congratulations to everyone. Just crawled out of a bottle of scotch. Starting again tonight.
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    Other Football - 2019/20

    Who would have thought that with them having the brilliant Cecil in charge of them.
  13. The amount of pussy and ass he have had over the years. Why the fuck would you do something like that ? Stupid fuck.
  14. Johnlj

    Summer 2020 Transfer Thread

    Heard Joe Cole is available. Cecil on the horn as we speak, he'll save Villa from relegation.
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    Your Top 5 Wrestlers of All Time?

    Sting in the black era later on, shame he got injured, think he was lined up for the world title. Diamond Dallas Page. Got fucked over like many other WCW wresters by Mcmahon. The Undertaker. Stone cold Steve Austin Big Sexy/Diesel Kevin Nash. Also got fucked over after the comeback to WWE. And that's the bottom line... Honorable mention for: Bret Hart, Jake the snake and Legion of Doom. Ps: It's years since watching wrestling besides Youtube so I have no idea if there is anyone these days with "character" although that Roman Reigns look kind of cool.
  16. Either Germany or a stint at Dortmund again is what I reckon after him taking at least a year off when finished here. For me Dortmund seems more likely unless he wants to take a bit of a breather with the day to day stuff. He might even hang up his managerial boots, which seems unlikely though.
  17. Gerrard have a lot to prove if he is to be considered next Liverpool manager. Hopefully 5 years(?) of experience before Klopp goes will see if he makes it. Not so sure at the moment tbh.
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    Man City - the new bitters?

    They'll get a one year ban. Saves UEFAs face and saves theirs by a bit. Ban not in effect until the season after next. Personal opinion, but seems the most likely.
  19. Big stronk Deeney. I won't train because I'm a pussy. Now I want to train because they'll take away my paycheque. Isolated primadonna who apparently have no idea of how it is out in the real world. Complete bellend.
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    Katy Perry

    I thought Lady Gaga was a ladyboy. Got that one completely wrong apparently.
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    Death Row Last Meal?

    Beans or no beans on the fry up. That is more likely the question.
  22. Ruud Gullit Bernd Schuster Preben Elkjær Elkjær when playing at Cologne was caught out at night. The coach: I heard you were out last night having your hand around a woman and a bottle of whiskey in the other walking down the street. Elkjær: You are damn wrong. It was two women and a flask of rum.