Someone's having a real laugh - gollum?

[Morse]

Yeah, I'd guess about 850 of those posts are about man of the match polls, the same ones he does across at a number of different lfc sites, one of which I know is a private lfc forum that is quite selective on membership. Pretty sure he also watched a cup final with lurtz too.

 

Morse you devious fucker, all of that ground work to lead up to the post saying Moyes could be successful at a club that has everything in place for success. I feel cheated.

 

Ha.:whistle:

[Hermes]

Martinez favourite to take over at Goodison.

 

He's done well on a tiny budget, just imagine what he can achieve with another £100 at his disposal.

[redheart]

Am I the only one who thinks that Everton's budget hasn't been that small?

 

They have the 8th largest wage bill in the Premier League. So hardly overachieving is it?

[Hermes]

Am I the only one who thinks that Everton's budget hasn't been that small?

 

They have the 8th largest wage bill in the Premier League. So hardly overachieving is it?

 

In Moyes time at Goodison he spent more than Arsene Wenger.

[Code]

Am I the only one who thinks that Everton's budget hasn't been that small?

 

They have the 8th largest wage bill in the Premier League. So hardly overachieving is it?

 

No you are not, on top of that they have tradition and history.

[raininblood]

Neil Lennon new blues manager with big Dunc as his number two,the ultimate dream team !:drool:

[The Guest]

Just don't bother with the cunt. He knows full well he's chatting shit that's easily argued. He's just after attention. He's got no mates in real life so just spends all of his time on here trying to get people to talk to him.

 

I have no doubt he will respond to this with some one liner that makes absolutely no sense to anyone but himself.

[Captain]

I still can't believe it will be Moyes. I'll believe it when he's presented by Man U, not before.

[Gym Beglin]

Christ Code, you'd be dangerous if you knew what to do with numbers and how to present them. You're like a turtle with a flick-knife.

[Chocoholic]

Just a thought... what if, irony of all ironies, Moyes fails 'the medical'?

 

At this stage, with the media having all but appointed him, it would be as hilarious for him not to get it, as it is for him to get it.

[Beno]

Hoping against hope that both the Bitters and Mancs go into freefall - but got to be realistic enough to know that Moyes MIGHT actually be a success at ManU. I don't think their squad is packed full of quality but they do know how to win.

The biggest challenge for Moyes will be in buying players 'cos he's never really been able to look at the players that ManU require, plus I don't think he has ever bought a successfull striker/flair player for Everton, he somehow seems to turn them all into Sean Dundee within a season.

If there's any club that's set up for a new manager to come into and be a success it's ManU, as there won't be any wholesale changes to playing philosophy or backroom staff, sports science,scouting or youth set-ups etc that seems to happen everytime someone else changes a manager.

Everton though are fucked. Ha Ha.

[Redder Lurtz]

I cannot wait to see the bog eyed gingerman put a team out against a top European side with his Evertonian tactics. This season could be truly funny.

[Chocoholic]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

 

This tops the lot. Have they been listening to Carra's interviews with Sky from a few years back?

[norwichlfc]

Why is a yank writing that

[J-V]

Amazingly this is actually going to happen.

[kalasoma]

Jesus H. 6 year contract. HAHAHA.

[Guest San Don]

If anyone is bothered, the shite have confirmed gollum will leave at end of season and gollum states his desire to be next manchester united manager.

 

united confirm gollum to be manager from 1 July.

[FrenchEyeGlass]

David Moyes is the new Manchester United manager after signing a 6 year deal.

 

I actually cannot believe it.

[Bjornebye]

6 fucking years!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Jairzinho]

Is this real life?

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Well, that's that. I really hope they don't know what they're doing. It seems strange that they've gone for Moyes, who won't have many of the qualities Ferguson does, rather than somebody proven as a winner.

[kalasoma]

2 birds. 1 stone.

[KMD7]

David Moyes is the new Manchester United manager after signing a 6 year deal.

 

I actually cannot believe it.

 

Wow!! 6 years?? This is fucking surreal.

[alles ist gut]

Alan Pardew thinks this might be too long...

[mlwilliams]

Wow!! 6 years?? This is fucking surreal.

Just showing that they're willing to give him time.