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Redder Lurtz

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  1. Examples of the utter shitness of modern football are innumerable. The most recent example is the "Ronaldo v Messi" friendly at old shitford last night, where thousands of willing imbeciles queued up to be gleefully fleeced of fifty quid to watch a pointless friendly, marketed as a footballing masterclass, but in reality was a kick-about by 22 millionaires, the two richest of whom were subbed at half time much to the collective disappointment and outrage of said imbeciles. Fuck off.
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    Other Football 2021/22

    Fucking state of all the unsold seats at the emptihad. Joke of a club.
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    Other Football 2021/22

    Fuck. An hour before kickoff too. And there I was looking forward to seeing leeds fall into the bottom 3.
  4. Very funny show. Just got my mits on all three series' and have watched the first series and first two of series two. Never heard of it until a mate of mine recommended it. Can't wait to watch the rest of series 2. De Vito is brilliant so far. I can't think of anyone else who plays utter dirtbags as well as he does.
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    Logo design

    Any graphic designers on here? I need a quick, simple logo throwing together for a web site. Had a go myself but I'm shite.
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    Peep Show

    WOOHOOOO!!!!! Back on C4 tonight. Fucking ace!
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    is starting to get right up my fucking nose. A lad I was at school with has made contact. Bear in mind I left school in 1984 and I've not seen him since, there's a lot of reminiscing about teachers and mutual friends and stuff. He was never exactly a close mate though so what on God's clean earth gives the daft cunt the right to offer me every stupid fucking application under the sun? I've just spent the last 10 minutes clearing all the stupid shite he's sent me: "Paul invites you to a sexy pillow fight / Paul has sent you a coffee / tequilla / easter egg / playboy girl / Paul has sent greetings from 'we love mcdonalds / kfc" I mean, just FUCK THE CUNTING FUCK OFF. What the fuck is wrong with some people? The bloke is nearly 40, not fucking sixteen. Fucking dick. Cunt.
  8. I feel sympathy for some managers on the brink of the firing squad but I'm absolutely loving his stupid sad little face after every battering. The horrible snidey little goblin cunt.
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    Arsenal (H) - Sat 20th Nov 2021 (5:30pm)

    Any streams? My waste of space iptv provider is down yet again.
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    Other Football 2021/22

    Nice one Brendan. Fucking dreadful. Only the offsides preventing this from being a hatful. Oh and Soyuncu is fucking appalling.
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    Other Football 2021/22

    Yeah I don't think they're bright enough to do ironic humour.
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    Other Football 2021/22

    He's been getting slagged off on here for weeks. Should be a few who are quite happy to see him out for a bit.
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    Other Football 2021/22

    Ingurland fans singing "your support is fucking shit" when 10-0 up at San Marino. Fucking whoppers.
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    Car bomb at the women’s hospital

    Erm..... so, er.... the tories did it?
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    Car bomb at the women’s hospital

    Fuck me. Just seen the footage of it going off. That's the Norwich City of bombs, right there. I've farted more damage than that.
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    January 2022 Transfer Thread

    Saw this on facebook. Don't know how accurate it is but we need to spend some fucking money on our midfield sometime soon. Oh, and Everton are fucked.
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    Best goal ever scored at Anfield?

    Stevie v Southampton I think new years day? 2001?
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Is tonight's Zouma goal out on vhs in their shop yet?
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    West Ham (A) - Sun 7th Nov 2021 (4:30pm)

    It's not though is it. We're a great team who performed like a bunch of fannies today. We'll comfortably be top 3 come May.
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    West Ham (A) - Sun 7th Nov 2021 (4:30pm)

    I've been a bit of an admirer of Antonio but today he's shown his proper shithouse side. Bit of a cunt.
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    West Ham (A) - Sun 7th Nov 2021 (4:30pm)

    That's a crock of shit that mate. He's had a mare today and like all keepers, the occasional fuck up but overall he's an outstanding keeper.
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    West Ham (A) - Sun 7th Nov 2021 (4:30pm)

    Jesus mate, your explosive hatred of Carra outweighs your love for the club about 10 times over I reckon.