Someone's having a real laugh - gollum?

[Guest San Don]

So that fucking joke club are 'considering' a manager who's won the square root of fuck all?

 

Must be a slow day in the sports office!

 

 

gollum!?

 

Moyes is currently figuring strongly in Chelsea’s deliberations, with his suitability being discussed as the club considers who to appoint when Rafa Benitez’s period as interim manager ends this summer.

 

Jose Mourinho is also a candidate but there is a growing expectation that he will quit Real Madrid this summer to succeed Carlo Ancelotti at Paris St-Germain.

 

Roman Abramovich is believed to be very happy with Benítez, and would like to retain him after the end of this campaign, but he accepts that the appointment cannot happen given the hostility of the club’s supporters to the Spaniard.

 

Despite what one source said was the “disarray” at Chelsea, Abramovich is pleased with the Benítez even though has conceded that with Chelsea now 13 points behind leaders Manchester United any hopes of winning the Premier League have ended.

 

“There are still some trophies to win and we will try to win all of them. In terms of the league I don’t think we can do it,” Benítez said ahead of today’s encounter with Arsenal.

[Rambo]

I hope Moyes does go. He will have no excuses if he wins fuck all. His post match interviews will lose 80% of the air time. And the plus side, Mick McCarthy (or similar) will end up in charge at everton.

[Jairzinho]

I'd rather Moyes went to United, but going to Chelsea would be pretty funny.

[s(k)aturation]

I'd rather Moyes went to United, but going to Chelsea would be pretty funny.

 

Gollum replaces Sauron.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please!

 

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[xerxes]

It would be an odd move, but there are no obvious candidates for the Chelsea job other than Mourinho.

[s(k)aturation]

It would be an odd move, but there are no obvious candidates for the Chelsea job other than Mourinho.

 

Yes, it's been so difficult to get managers to go there in the last 6 years.

[The Acolyte]

It would be an odd move, but there are no obvious candidates for the Chelsea job other than Mourinho.

 

He won't come back for the same reason why he left. The Russians continual meddling

[Jonjo Baldy]

I hope he goes then Everton will fucked, Chelsea will be fucked and Moyes will be fucked. (6)

[ternando_forres]

I hope he goes then Everton will fucked, Chelsea will be fucked and Moyes will be fucked. (6)

 

Exactly! Let's hope it happens, it could prove entertaining.

[Reckoner]

I hope he goes then Everton will fucked, Chelsea will be fucked and Moyes will be fucked. (6)

but the theme of this thread doesn't add up. If you think Everton will be fucked without him then you must rate him and recognise he has done a good job. If that is the case then why would he be fucked at Chelsea? If it's the small club to a big club problem then well, we are pretty fucked ourselves.

and this is based on an article that describes Chelsea's manager as 'the Benitez.'

[JBarnes]

I know he's Everton's manager and he's a cnut but if you can't see that he's done a terrific job at Everton you're mad

[RobbieOR]

The funny thing is Chelsea fans would rather Moyes than Benitez the clueless bellends that they are.

[Jonjo Baldy]

but the theme of this thread doesn't add up. If you think Everton will be fucked without him then you must rate him and recognise he has done a good job. If that is the case then why would he be fucked at Chelsea? If it's the small club to a big club problem then well, we are pretty fucked ourselves.

and this is based on an article that describes Chelsea's manager as 'the Benitez.'

 

He has done a decent job at Everton, but that is his level, and Everton will struggle without him cos his been there for so long and operate around his ways. Chelski will be a big step he won't be able to handle considering how that club is run, he'll last a year before his sacked. Then he won't have a job left and will be back at somewhere like Wigan.

 

If your on about Rodgers our club is in a different situation to Chelski.

[kalasoma]

If any manager fails to keep their job at Chelsea, it isn't necessarily going to be down to the manager's ability or inability to manage Abramovich's team.

[stringvest]

He has done a decent job at Everton, but that is his level, and Everton will struggle without him cos his been there for so long and operate around his ways. Chelski will be a big step he won't be able to handle considering how that club is run, he'll last a year before his sacked. Then he won't have a job left and will be back at somewhere like Wigan.

 

If your on about Rodgers our club is in a different situation to Chelski.

 

How do you know Moyes's level is at Everton? It's like saying Ferguson's level was at Aberdeen. You may not rate him, but you don't know how he would perform at a richer club.

[Jairzinho]

How do you know Moyes's level is at Everton? It's like saying Ferguson's level was at Aberdeen. You may not rate him, but you don't know how he would perform at a richer club.

 

Has he turned down many offers from bigger clubs?

 

I'm not taking the piss, I genuinely haven't a clue.

[stringvest]

I don't know either - no-one on here will have a definitive answer to that. The fact he hasn't moved before now might betray a lack of ambition, but he's probably done as well as anyone can given the resources at his disposal. I dislike Everton with a vengeance, but you can't deny he's usually had them operating better than the sum of their parts for ages.

[Guest San Don]

How do you know Moyes's level is at Everton? It's like saying Ferguson's level was at Aberdeen. You may not rate him, but you don't know how he would perform at a richer club.

 

We're talking about a manager who was "ambitious" enough to leave preston for the shite when on the verge of relegation. Whether smith would have kept them up or not is open to debate.

 

But, after all these years either a number of bigger clubs have approached him and he's knocked every one of them back or, no other big club has approached him because they dont see him as great as the cultivated image or, they arent prepared to take on someone who's won fuck all in his manergerial career.

 

Either way, it says a lot.

[fowler9]

someone posted a few weeks back that over X amount of years Everton have spent the 7th most money on transfers in the Premier League and over that period of time their average position over that time has been 7th

 

not looked into it myself but if that is all correct he has done a decent job but hardly the miracle worker some would have you believe

[Megadrive Man]

Moyes hasn't got the balls to take The Chelsea job. He's like one of those kids that still has a security blanket at the age of 12 years old.

[Andre Wisdom]

The funny thing is Chelsea fans would rather Moyes than Benitez the clueless bellends that they are.

 

Well considering Moyes has finished in front of Benitez a couple of times with vastly inferior, less expensive squads clearly those bellends are far more clued up than you

[RobbieOR]

Yeah, I mean, getting to an FA cup final is much more impressive than winning a European Cup and 2 league titles. As I said, clueless bellends.

[Guest San Don]

Well considering Moyes has finished in front of Benitez a couple of times with vastly inferior, less expensive squads clearly those bellends are far more clued up than you

 

They finished ahead of us (by 1 place!) in 2005 when they had no European games to be bothered with. Meanwhile, we were kind of playing a lot of European games that season if I remember right.

 

Fucking dullard.

[Anubis]

Well considering Moyes has finished in front of Benitez a couple of times with vastly inferior, less expensive squads clearly those bellends are far more clued up than you

 

If you shut up, and don't write anything, and in fact just lock yourself in the house to avoid contact with the public, then people won't know how stupid you are.

 

You can have that advice for free.