*Shakes head* Everton again.

[lifetime fan]

Defo - but be a good sport about it.

 

Something like:

 

So - how do you think Coutinho will look in the Barca set up?

 

Just to get the ball rolling.

 

Perfect.

[Anubis]

I'm more a fan of the direct approach.

 

So what sort of transfer war chest do you think Sam will get for January?

[aws]

How many points do you reckon is safe these days?

[Preston Red]

Why are you cunts really shit at football?

 

Nice and gentle opener to the conversation...

[Red74]

Brother-in-law's girlfriend's parents had a massive row last night. She got heartily sick of his bleating about Everton's loss (I'm thinking he's more upset that Liverpool won) and she stayed in theirs for the night. No harm done, this isn't an 'Everton wives...' situation, but they're all here today and we've been warned not to mention football. Absolutely pathetic.

Tell them that grounds never getting built.

 

P.s Wouldn’t your brother in laws girlfriends parents be your mum and dad?

[TheBitch]

P.s Wouldn’t your brother in laws girlfriends parents be your mum and dad?

I see what's happened here, deiseach doesn't want to admit the olds are bluenoses and has tried to trick us.

Luckily you were on the ball, Red74.

 

We know your filthy little secret, deiseach.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

It's like the Darth Vader reveal all over again.

[TheHowieLama]

TBH your wife's brothers girlfriend is close enough to arouse suspicion

[The Golden Eel]

Tell them that grounds never getting built.

 

P.s Wouldn’t your brother in laws girlfriends parents be your mum and dad?

His wife's brother's girlfriend's parents?

[deiseach]

My dad doesn't know if a football is blown up or stuffed, and found his one trip to Anfield to be "90 of the most boring minutes of my life".

 

Make of that what you will.

[TheHowieLama]

Have him start the conversation

[Curly]

My dad is a blue. The ahl legend.

[magicrat]

My best mate is a Blue,  Coming round for NYE so will wind him up for an hour or so, 

[Lee909]

End the year as you plan to start the next

[General Dryness]

Why are you cunts?

 

Nice and gentle opener to the conversation...

Less words, more to the point.

[littletedwest]

My dad's a red. I presumed my grandad was as well (he died when my dad was 9) and was bombed out of Bootle during the war. only found out that he was a blue recently. my uncle tommy my dad's oldest brother decided support Liverpool as a wind up and started taking his younger brothers the match on his motorbike even though we were in the 2nd division when my dad started supporting us.

 

No really anti blue thing in this story like

[Thoth]

The wife’s family are all bitters.. Xmas was fucking boss this year!

[G Richards]

I think Barkley might sign a new deal. Great player.

 

That’s how I’d start the conversation.

[Grinch]

Seen this before on Faceaids

 

F**k off you fat headed corrupt parasite anti-football bore merchant!!! 3 defensive midfielders at a bottom 3 side with our own confidence raised is piss poor management. No one wanted you fat Sam, but well always back the team, and I just hope we don't have you in charge too long.

 

But as long as we beat the redshite next week it doesn't matter.

 

Fickle arent we

Meanwhile i dare say "the redshite" won't even take the game seriously.

[Oh Buoy]

Draw/Win today will do today, beauts

[Jairzinho]

There is s 98% chance of United winning this 1-0.

[Ranxerox]

My god they're shit how on earth did we fail to smash them is just shocking

[Guest]

Angry Birds > Angry Blues.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

17 points.

 

#MerseysidePowerShift

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

17 points.

#MerseysidePowerShift

Only 6 points off them soon lad ! Seems a long time ago now