The Golden Eel

Jennifer Connelly's finest hour has to be Career Opportunities. Don't know how many times I watched that in my teens.

Darren from The Royle Family

Whatever her name was in series 1 of True Detective

Mr Harrison from Bottom Harrison: Look, boys, you've got to help me, I'm in a dreadful fix. I completely forgot about my stupid mother's bloody funeral! Richie: Hhh! Is she dead? Harrison: Well let's hope so - bloody coffin cost me two hundred quid! Cow!

Neco Williams looks a great prospect. Didn't look out of place at all there tonight.

I don't claim to know this as a fact or anything but even if Ince was trying to do that and for good reason, you know he'll be going about it like a massive bellend.

I assume that if they, god forbid, happen to beat us tonight everyone agrees it'll always have an asterisk beside it?

Paul Rideout at Rangers

Umami and baked beans is nice.

I do remember that one because he was player manager, there was a bit of chatter about it at the time. It is completely batshit though to think a 40-year-old Davids would be kicking about the Conference. The weird thing about the Palace one was that it seems he hadn't actually played any competitive football for two years before he signed for them...

This came to my attention recently:

They signed him from Dundee for fuck sake!

Yeah, that's come as a complete shock to me. Apparently he was also at Portsmouth, also in the PL, in the same season...

Bellend.