*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Numero Veinticinco]

I struggle to understand why people call them bitters. Siggurdsson plus Pickford is equal to one VVD

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

You could almost say that a certain part of their bodies have fell off at the news of the van Dijk signing.

 

Anyway, I'm sure that "Unsy" has got a 13 year old centre back playing in their "best youth team ever in deeee world" who's already better than "Dick van Dyke"

[The Guest]

I honestly wouldn’t play him in the cup game if that’s his first game. He hasn’t exactly been in great form and it stinks of goading him into a sending off or something. I think he should be eased in, Ox style.

[liverpoolsno9]

 

Defo their year next year now he’s signing.

The great thing for me is that this signing will now raise their expectations through the roof only for it all to end in disappointment again.

I’m beginning to think Klopp is a poor manager. If he can’t see it’s the system that is failing then he’s either stupid, ignorant or blind.

You could put any defenders in that system and they’d look poor, they are badly exposed as a unit and no individual will make much difference.

I feel a bit sorry for VVD, he’s going to the most classless club possible and he’ll be exposed badly by their style of play.

My feet are already itching to do a little jig once he starts making mistakes, getting criticism and looking average.

Up until that last paragraph, that could have been written by Funnneee or Grinch.

[Elite]

I honestly wouldn’t play him in the cup game if that’s his first game. He hasn’t exactly been in great form and it stinks of goading him into a sending off or something. I think he should be eased in, Ox style.

I agree, takes the pressure off a bit, Although I'd like to see it done a bit quicker than it was with AOC.

[Hades]

Up until that last paragraph, that could have been written by Funnneee or Grinch.

 

To be fair to Grinch, he's a big fan of Klopp. Funnneeeee just flip-flops depending on his mood. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Does anyone or has anyone ever said it's our year next year? Another bitter perpetuated myth.

[No2]

They're signing Tosun for £25m from Besiktas. Another flop no doubt.

[liverpoolsno9]

They're signing Tosun for £25m from Besiktas. Another flop no doubt.

Our heads falling off again

 

I am totally baffled how Everton even managed to pull such a deal to sign Cenk Tosun, some Liverpool fans are fuming how this even happened. What a quality player!

[lifetime fan]

I honestly wouldn’t play him in the cup game if that’s his first game. He hasn’t exactly been in great form and it stinks of goading him into a sending off or something. I think he should be eased in, Ox style.

 

You’d rather play a fucking clown like Lovren and a £4m squad signing in Klavan rather than the worlds most expensive defender?

 

If he can’t start this game then he’s not of the standard we needed.

[Trumo]

They're signing Tosun for £25m from Besiktas. Another flop no doubt.

 

They've been linked with the player by the media. Around transfer window time, for some reason a lot of posters on this site seem to equate 'rumour' with 'done deal'.

[SlugTrail]

If he's not 6'3" the big Sam is not going to sign him. He needs a big lump up front to introduce phase 2 of 10 men behind the ball and pump it up to the big lad.

[Captain Turdseye]

If he's not 6'3" the big Sam is not going to sign him. He needs a big lump up front to introduce phase 2 of 10 men behind the ball and pump it up to the big lad.

Apparently Allardyce wanted him at Palace. The knives are back out for Steve Walsh. “What are we paying him to do?”

[Lee909]

If he's not 6'3" the big Sam is not going to sign him. He needs a big lump up front to introduce phase 2 of 10 men behind the ball and pump it up to the big lad.

Well he is 6'6

Scored goals for fun in Turkey and the national team. Never seen the fucker play

 

 

 

Actually looking again at that wiki page looks like a dodgy edit

 

Says 18 international goals

But looking at the list he inly scored 8

 

And some shite about rejecting us for a club with more ambition

[AngryOfTuebrook]

You’d rather play a fucking clown like Lovren and a £4m squad signing in Klavan rather than the worlds most expensive defender?

 

If he can’t start this game then he’s not of the standard we needed.

For all the attacking Everton are going to do, you might as well play me at CB.

[No2]

They've been linked with the player by the media. Around transfer window time, for some reason a lot of posters on this site seem to equate 'rumour' with 'done deal'.

The guardian reported it as a done deal, medical and all. That's a bit more than the rumors section. His numbers aren't that impressive bar a little Michael Bridges spell in the last 5 months so I wouldn't be getting too excited if I was a bitter.

[Ginny]

I’m on a couple of red vs blue banter pages on Facebook and someone has reported the page to Facebook haha!

 

All the blues have literally vanished until they won a couple under fat sam but have been taking loads of stick then started to give it back. Now we signed VVD the reds have been proper laying into them to the point it’s been reported. It is only footy banter as well, no out of order personal stuff.

[Strontium]

I’m on a couple of red vs blue banter pages on Facebook...

One for the shitness of modern football thread I think.

[Sputnik1]

I hear Everton just missed out on signing their new £70m striker, van Dijk. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

You don't have to be an Everton crowd to be an Everton crowd...

 

 

God, I love Everton sometimes!

[Guest]

I really don't understand the last statistic at all...

 

Besiktas striker Cenk Tosun will be Everton's main January target.

 

Manager Sam Allardyce wants to make the 26-year-old his first major signing - in a deal worth around £25m - since succeeding Ronald Koeman.

 

Allardyce is also pondering a £25m move for Sevilla midfielder Steven Nzonzi, who played for him at Blackburn Rovers.

 

Tosun, who has been linked with Crystal Palace and Newcastle, helped Besiktas reach the Champions League last 16, where they will face Bayern Munich.

 

He scored his ninth goal of the season on Thursday in Besiktas' 4-1 win over Osmanlispor.

 

No deal has yet been finalised, but Everton hope to conclude business swiftly once the transfer window opens on 1 January.

 

The failure to replace Romelu Lukaku after his summer move to Manchester United has left the Goodison Park club short in attack.

 

However, Everton major shareholder Farhad Moshiri is willing to back his new manager in January and a left-back is also a priority, with Leighton Baines injured.

 

Allardyce is unbeaten in his seven games in charge, with three wins and three draws in the Premier League moving them up to ninth place.

[TheHowieLama]

Do the maths

[Paulie Dangerously]

VVD is all they can talk about. Them and the mancs are livid for some reason

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

The 7 games include 1 Europa League game. Even if he didn't travel to Cyprus.

 

That Tosun fella has the same amount of Turkish league goals this season as Adebayor and....er....Arouna Kone!

[General Dryness]

80 goals in 206 appearances in the turkish league doesn't make him a goal machine.

 

Not worried.