Curly

Is that actually a thing? I have noted that I’ve enjoyed toast when I’ve had it brought out unbuttered and then it doesn’t soak in. Maybe there is something to these toast racks

Potatoes, potartoes, Tone

I have questions: 1 - were the yokes runny? 2 - did they cook the sausages with hair straighteners? 3 - are they roast potatoes? 4 - if so, why? 5 - how long are you into your episode of violent wilds?

When tablets split out of the pop out packs - paracetamol we’ve got from some supermarket - own brand in a blue box - every single one of them I’ve had out of it has split and you have 4 pieces to swallow and can taste the bitter shitty taste. We’ve had them ages so I forgot for a while each time I’d have some as there had been a gap, but I remembered this time. They can fuck off

It’s just one of those things - I get there’s people who would crawl over broken glass to eat her shite, but it isn’t even that she annoys me herself, just looking at her irritates me. It doesn’t make sense really, but then you watch that “I had some time to kill” video and the clouds part and everything is clear again. She should come with one of these…

No chance that one is real

Back doors firmly kicked in. FUUUURRRRMLEH!

He did! From his mouth too. I put it in my special requests section. Very accommodating of them

It’s come - quicker than expected or needed in my mind, but it looks great - high hopes.

That looks clean and tasty. The sausages are looking a bit “cost effective” you might say, but looks good that. It’s provoked me to order one

You scruffy bastard

Sounds like an attempt at an alibi this. ”The defence draws attention to article 3.4 - a post made by the defendant on a f*o?b&ll forum”

Fucking hell. He’s still telling that story at 3am with a bluey hanging out of his nose isn’t he?

Yeah, I get that mate. I tell people how I’m not arsed all the time - have been doing gradually more and more with increased conviction ever since Kenny left really, but I still have that love in there that rules my emotions with it all! My lad is only 4, so a lot will depend on how arsed he is I suppose from now on. Following the successor next season will keep me involved I imagine, but I’m fully and emotionally into this current sequence!

Chardeemacdennis!

Genuine question mate - I can be negative more than most about LFC in the modern age, but you seem to genuinely hate them all. Why do you bother?

I was pleased he took Nunez off - he was awful that second half today. Mo no better like, but if you need a goal you keep him on I suppose?

That’s an extremely private and personal question for such a public forum, you pervert

It is marge - guilty as charged on that one. But wait for it - I actually prefer it! I did 3 eggs, but one yolk cracked on the way into the pan, so it got fucked off from the main event - I ate it on its own, straight from the pan, just to drive home how disappointed I was in it. The tomatoes were air fried - in fact, the sausages and bacon were too. Bet that’s ruffled a few feathers. Good. I don’t play by the rules. Potholes in eggs - please see above. That cordial was stronger than I like it, hold my hands up there, but I did add water to it once I’d drank half, so I’m in full agreement with your criticism there.

He probably ordered a breakfast from the same place Fugitive gets them from and it sent him over the edge

Just rustled this up. Not a full breakfast admittedly, and it’s pretty much lunch time so more brunch, but aside from that you can all fuck off. Depsite being a staunch pro beaner, I’ve realised that they have always given me grief, so I keep them for beans on toast only now. What’s in there is perfect. Absolutely perfect, and anyone who says otherwise is either envious or a cunt.

That looks decent. Very decent. How much was it? As Yorkshire says, weird place for the tomato like