Bints who do nothing for me

[Joeys Pogo]

Now God Knows I'm not fussy, but there are certain so called celebrity glamour chicks who do absolutely bugger all for me

 

My biggest one is Madonna - I've never got it - freaky weird looking mad woman

 

Who doesn't float your boat - not obvious mingers thats too easy

[Original202]

Nearly every celebrity bint.

 

Clever lighting, air brushes, fancy clothes and make-up can make even the most average looking woman look amazing. Half the tarts you see in magazines these days do nothing for me. You could drag an average girl off the street and make them look good. I don't really understand how so many blokes can obsess over them so much.

 

I'd still do most of them though, including Madonna, but you can't beat a real woman. Not some fake tart with her head up her arse.

[chrisbonnie]

i was never into that Amanda Byram one, big mole on her mush just looked odd,i always had visions of thick black hair sticking out of it

 

Paris Hilton, skinny little skank

[hamstrung]

Keira Knightley

 

Too Skinny and too Southern. She's always pouting too.

[Captain]

Victoria Beckham.

[RSM]

Victoria Beckham.

 

 

Agreed.

 

 

 

Still would though.

[Captain]

Not if Keira was around! :whistle:

[Paul]

Angelina Jolie - fucking loves herself and her stupid pout. I can't stand vanity, a singularly unattractive trait.

[grazywalker]

Pretty much any celeb with false tits.I really do not like Jordon or Natasha Kaplinkipops

I am however fancying that Eve Mendes bird.Wow.

[LEF]

Iv never been into pamala anderson, carmon electra or any of those fake yank type bints.

[Alan Sex]

Julia Roberts

 

Sandra Bullock

[Guest Jay W]

Nearly every celebrity bint.

 

Same here, most of them dont even force a twitch....

 

I'd much rather savage the girl two dors away than the likes of Rachel Stevens, Britney spears, Aniston, Jolie ect ect ect ect...

[Wig]

I've got to agree with Chris on this one. Paris Hilton! She's not even nice, and i've seen the porno!

[cochcaer]

Beyonce and especially Charlotte Church.

[fagus]

fern britton and vannesa frltz

[King Gheedorah]

Jordan, Madonna, Julia Roberts (c'mon, she's average) Sheryl Crow, Janet Jackson. And probably loads that I cant think of right now.

[rondeco]

Pics for proof people. PLease..

[Big Ig]

Julia Roberts

 

Sandra Bullock

Julia Roberts - would

 

Sandra Bollock - only if Vanessa Feltz was the alternative

[Alan Sex]

Julia Roberts - would

 

Sandra Bollock - only if Vanessa Feltz was the alternative

 

 

funny, I would have thought you'd say all of them, ya great wooftie! ;)

[Alan Sex]

[ReddOrDedd]

 

 

 

Sandra Bollocks has a nice bawfacebag (although I'll concede I've never noticed it before). I'd suckle on dem nuts till she cummed out of her nostrils. (No doubt all over her own facebaws.)

[Steve Holt]

I agree with most of these. But Beyonce?

 

 

I'd cut off my cock off and mail it to her in the hope that she'd then touch it. Even if she just looked at it, the thought of it would make my stump cum.

[Trumo]

Madonna. Gappy-teeth are a turn off, especially when attached to a po-faced haridan wench with the build of an NBA player.

 

Kylie. Horse-teeth are another turn off.

 

Billie Piper. Gob dominates half her face.

 

Julia Roberts. See Billie Piper.

[dirty_sanchez]

I agree that Madonna isn't attractive, but I bet she is total fucking filth in the sack.

[JohnnyH]

Madonna. Gappy-teeth are a turn off, especially when attached to a po-faced haridan wench with the build of an NBA player.

 

Kylie. Horse-teeth are another turn off.

 

Billie Piper. Gob dominates half her face.

 

Julia Roberts. See Billie Piper.

 

Congratulations. You're 75% gay.

 

Madonna I understand, but Kylie, Julia and Billie? Weirdo.