Joeys Pogo

I will try to cope with the crushing disappointment

Hang on mate this thread was about me I don't want it polluted with questions about ex posters who live with their mam in a one bedroom flat above a chippy in Kirkdale and who write a verse in the deaths column of the echo each year on the anniversary of Freddie Mercury's death. Apologies to wiiksie whoever the fuck he/she was

Legend is a bit strong like but back in the day I was a big cheese on here. A big cheese. Some of the forum ladies were a little bit in love love with me. Actually I think a couple of the lads were too

Thanks man that captain turdseye is getting it Is that malarkey cat still on here

Who are the cool kids I need to impress on here these days and who are the nerds I can bully relentlessly Many thanks

Mad I hardly ever come on here now and I just popped on for a quick lurk and there's a thread at the top of the page that I started a couple of years ago Someone up there is trying to tell me something "Eh bollocks - Your threads used to be shite" is what I'm getting

At 9.16 on a November Monday night I'm living the dream YOU LOT CAN FECK RIGHT OFF

To be honest I was spending too much time on here so took a risky decision to take a break and spend more time talking to Mrs Joey That was a good few months ago and I still haven't managed to get a word in yet - I don't like interrupting her

How's the young She Knows its? They must be about 25 now - you a Grandma yet?

Who are the cool kids these days and who are the nerds I don't want to be seen hanging around with?

*Er yeah whatever (* feigns air of cool detatchment but is made up that some fucker remembers him)

Me and Mrs Pogo went out for our dinner today to a pub out Burscough way The music over the speakers was an interesting mix - topped by "Don't Give Up on us Baby" by David Soul We then had a 15 minute discussion about whether Starsky was cooler than Hutch My life is rock n roll destruction Anyway - who was better - blond songster David or curly chunky cardiganned Starsky

Cheese n Onion = Baby Ready Salted = Scary Beef = Geri In that order

Shut the fuck up all of you Ken is about to dump Dierdre for that old sexpot on the houseboat. If I start wearing my jumpers casually around my shoulder will I have the same luck?

Is the right answer. Look up gobshite in the dictionary and its got his name against it

I went out for a loaf one day and ..... its a long story involving albanian midgets and chop suey rolls - anyway I return here to find posters apparently saying that we should respect this purple nosed fucker. Not while I have a hole in my arse

I haven't read this thread but any Liverpool fan talking of respecting this twat needs to get a grip. Successful manager - undoubtedly Respect? - Don't make me laugh - He fucking hates us all and never tires of displaying it I despair sometimes

Meat - sorry mate but its not letting me download it - I think the fucker may be blocking it?

My daughter was on our PC earlier and appears to have unwittingly downloaded this which is constantly throwing me out of sites I always go on and asking me to pay 30 odd dollars to download protection etc I've tried to delete the program via "delete programmes" but its not letting me delete it. Any ideas anyone its driving me fucking nuts?

My son aged 15 is wanting to learn to play Bass Guitar. I've bought him the guitar and a litle amp and I've said I'll pay for some lessons for him. Anyone recommend any teachers - I'm in Maghull so anywhere around that way would be great. Thanks Joey

Thanks Man

For when the first letters of a word spell out something else e.g SMART target - Specific, Measurable, Achievable, Realistic, Timed Look don't ask why I need to know I just do alright

Sorry mate I've no idea what that means. I've got to get off to work now but if you could post an explanation or a suggestion I'd be gratetful

Done that mate - its saying signal strength is excellent but the bloody thing won't connect to the internet its still saying limited connectivity

Bought a DELL laptop for my son yesterday. Its fine apart from the fact that it wont connect to the internet via my wireless router. The router is working ok as other pcs in the house are accessing the internet through it. The message on the laptopsays its connnected but it has limited connectivity Any ideas?