Joeys Pogo

I will try to cope with the crushing disappointment

Hang on mate this thread was about me I don't want it polluted with questions about ex posters who live with their mam in a one bedroom flat above a chippy in Kirkdale and who write a verse in the deaths column of the echo each year on the anniversary of Freddie Mercury's death. Apologies to wiiksie whoever the fuck he/she was

Legend is a bit strong like but back in the day I was a big cheese on here. A big cheese. Some of the forum ladies were a little bit in love love with me. Actually I think a couple of the lads were too

Thanks man that captain turdseye is getting it Is that malarkey cat still on here

Who are the cool kids I need to impress on here these days and who are the nerds I can bully relentlessly Many thanks

Mad I hardly ever come on here now and I just popped on for a quick lurk and there's a thread at the top of the page that I started a couple of years ago Someone up there is trying to tell me something "Eh bollocks - Your threads used to be shite" is what I'm getting

At 9.16 on a November Monday night I'm living the dream YOU LOT CAN FECK RIGHT OFF

To be honest I was spending too much time on here so took a risky decision to take a break and spend more time talking to Mrs Joey That was a good few months ago and I still haven't managed to get a word in yet - I don't like interrupting her

How's the young She Knows its? They must be about 25 now - you a Grandma yet?

Who are the cool kids these days and who are the nerds I don't want to be seen hanging around with?

*Er yeah whatever (* feigns air of cool detatchment but is made up that some fucker remembers him)

Me and Mrs Pogo went out for our dinner today to a pub out Burscough way The music over the speakers was an interesting mix - topped by "Don't Give Up on us Baby" by David Soul We then had a 15 minute discussion about whether Starsky was cooler than Hutch My life is rock n roll destruction Anyway - who was better - blond songster David or curly chunky cardiganned Starsky

Cheese n Onion = Baby Ready Salted = Scary Beef = Geri In that order

Shut the fuck up all of you Ken is about to dump Dierdre for that old sexpot on the houseboat. If I start wearing my jumpers casually around my shoulder will I have the same luck?

Is the right answer. Look up gobshite in the dictionary and its got his name against it