Summer Transfer Ballache 2016

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Results show intent and build excitement, 'marquee' signings make summer headlines.

Don't make me explain my shit pun mate, it'll only serve to demean us both.

[Cardie]

Don't make me explain my shit pun mate, it'll only serve to demean us both.

I'm dissapointed in myself enough for the both of us.

[El Rojo]

He seems like more of a fit for our system than Gotze, irrespective of the crazy price and if it was a straight choice between the two.

 

Oddly enough, I'm looking more forward to seeing what Karius might offer.

[ZonkoVille77]

I'd rather us sign 4 solid 7/10 players like Milner, than some expensive show boating cunt bucket like Zlatan - just because he has a BIG name.

[Dave D]

He seems like more of a fit for our system than Gotze, irrespective of the crazy price and if it was a straight choice between the two.

 

Oddly enough, I'm looking more forward to seeing what Karius might offer.

 

Im with you on that. Could be the most important signing of them all.

 

Mignolet was breeding uncertainty.

 

In the past, when we have signed good keepers its acting as the catalyst for a good run.

 

Westerveld- replaced the hapless James and we won the treble

Dudek- Brought into replace Westerveld and went on to Champions League glory

Reina- Came in when Dudek lost his way and was solid through a consitant period of Champions league football 

Mignolet- Started  with the penalty save at home to Stoke and was pretty solid in title challenging season

 

Good keepers tend to translate into a good defence and confidence throughout the team

[Guest LFD]

Big signings since Klopp joined Borussia Dortmund

[J-V]

Mignolet- Started  with the penalty save at home to Stoke and was pretty solid in title challenging season

 

He's been shit since he signed.

[Boss]

I don't care whether we pay £25m for Ryan Bertrand. I just don't want to live in a world were that performance by Moreno in the Europa League Final goes unpunished.

[Anubis]

Do we get a free month's supply of crack with each Southampton player we buy? Something must keep us going back.

[Dave D]

Big signings since Klopp joined Borussia Dortmund

 

Bloody hell.

 

Shouldnt that document be presented in some sort of fraud scandal.

 

How the hell have we spent that kind of money and be as average as we are

[Barrington Womble]

Gotze is the one that tranforms the team.

 

Sign him and suddenly all other business looks good.

 

Id be gutted if we didnt get someone in of his ilk to add some creativity.

 

My trust in Klopp is such, that I refuse to believe he will see Mane as the big signing this summer. I dont mean in terms of fee neccesarily, I just think Klopp has assesed the squad, kept his powder dry in the January window and will know that the improvements that are required and will get them done.

I thought mane was the backup signing for gotze, so now we have him there's no interest in gotze?

Looks like we'll have a very similar squad to last season. It correlates with what I've read previously about FSG being happy with most of the players we've bought over the last few seasons, just not with Rodgers ability to get the most out of them. After all, every member of the recruitment staff have stayed with the club.

What the fuck do they know? Just watching these cowards who play for us everyweek does my head in. 11 jelly fish on the pitch every match. The more we replace the better as far as I'm concerned.

[ZonkoVille77]

Shouldnt that document be presented in some sort of fraud scandal.

 

 

You could be onto something.

 

Get out the Nightcat signal.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Big signings since Klopp joined Borussia Dortmund

 

If we're here looking at similar tables for Tuchel's Dortmund in 3-4 years time, we keep everything exactly the same but replace Klopp with Tuchel right?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

You could be onto something.

 

Get out the Nightcat signal.

[El Dangerous]

Do we get a free month's supply of crack with each Southampton player we buy? Something must keep us going back.

Would explain Sturridges lengthy lay off's. Sakhos as well for that matter.

[Nightcat]

£34m???!!!!!

 

You come out and tell me there is NOTHING DODGY with this deal. 

 

FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD

 

 

P.S. Thumbs up for the BIG COCK sign above.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Holy shit, it actually worked.

[Nightcat]

Big signings since Klopp joined Borussia Dortmund

 

 

Nope...

 

Nothing to see here, nothing wrong with our signings whatsoever. Everything looks normal, we are run as a charity. Lalalalalalalalalalalaala

 

 

Holy shit, it actually worked.

 

are you surprised?

[Denny Crane]

Don't forget to clear your browser history.

 

Googling BBC might be a tricky one to explain to the other half.

[ZonkoVille77]

Holy shit, it actually worked.

Told you.

[setreal]

I reckon Dave U is Nightcat

[Trumo]

Big signings since Klopp joined Borussia Dortmund

 

Should have tabled a bid for Periodic. He'd have been in his element.

[Dave D]

Should have tabled a bid for Periodic. He'd have been in his element.

Very good that...I think.......

[Guest LFD]

Should have tabled a bid for Periodic. He'd have been in his element.

 

Add some chemistry to our team.

[index1000]

A couple of things from that table. 

1. How cool that the guy who signed those players is now with us and

2. Apart form the first on that list how loud would the howls of derision have been if we had been linked with those players at the time they signed for Dortmund.