IVF

[JBarnes]

Has anyone been through this procedure? My missus and I have been trying for sometime now and we've started the process to get IVF. I'd be interested in hearing people's experiences of it if they've been through it.

[Anny Road]

I could come round and bang her for you if you like. I've had the snip but won't tell her

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Do you like Jaffa cakes?

[Rush 346]

We thought we had to go down this route too but everything worked out ok in the end, Can put know quite a lot of stress on a relationship so need to stick together, good luck with it

[JBarnes]

I could come round and bang her for you if you like. I've had the snip but won't tell her

 

Fortunately nothing wrong with me but cheers for the offer! It's like indecent proposal, I'll ask her whether she's game!

[Fugitive]

Fortunately nothing wrong with me but cheers for the offer! It's like indecent proposal, I'll ask her whether she's game!

 

My offer is £4.73, a tube of cheese paste, an iPad box and a chomp.

[JBarnes]

My offer is £4.73, a tube of cheese paste, an iPad box and a chomp.

 

iPad original, two or the new one?

[Fugitive]

The new one. It's a lovely box and you could put a number of things in it.

[VladimirIlyich]

I think the mods need to put this thread on the Flea Bay forum.

[JBarnes]

The new one. It's a lovely box and you could put a number of things in it.

 

Damn, I was hoping it would be an original.

[melons]

Not quite IVF but 4 years of fertility treatment on and off.

 

 

 

You've done the battery of tests, laproscopy's ect?

[Liverpool lad]

Sherry's problem with conceiving was down to her insisting that everytime the man cums it had to be all over her. Doctors were not impressed after the four years of tests found nothing wrong.

[lifetime fan]

I'm amazed she's posted in a thread about women 'bits' and not mentioned jam rag week.

[Liverpool lad]

I'm amazed she's posted in a thread about women 'bits' and not mentioned jam rag week.

 

She normally shoehorns in a rant about the CSA too

[Jose Jones]

Smash 'er lad.

[lifetime fan]

She normally shoehorns in a rant about the CSA too

 

Don't forget the jumped up interfering social workers.

[melons]

And the thick stupid arse bint step parents. I love a rant about those!

 

 

 

 

I also love CSA, hundreds, every month. Even more so because it wasn't me that approached them! Boom!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sherry's problem with conceiving was down to her insisting that everytime the man cums it had to be all over her. Doctors were not impressed after the four years of tests found nothing wrong.

 

Wipes with tissue and baby wipes, so much nicer and more civilised than having to spend ages waiting for it to reappear.

[Champ]

 

Wipes with tissue and baby wipes, so much nicer and more civilised than having to spend ages waiting for it to reappear.

 

They never show that in the movies

[Liverpool lad]

Don't forget the jumped up interfering social workers.

 

It is just anything really, I ended up sitting next to her for United at home in the cup and it was unreal. It was non-stop whinging, women's problems, the lot. I ended up siding with her ex

[Flying Pig]

Has anyone been through this procedure? My missus and I have been trying for sometime now and we've started the process to get IVF. I'd be interested in hearing people's experiences of it if they've been through it.

 

 

Ex colleague of mine was doing IVF for years, at a lot of expense, with no luck so decided to stop going through the hassle/emotion/stress etc and went on holiday instead. They conceived on holiday! True story*.

 

 

 

The kid's got dreadlocks and smokes weed but I'm sure its his.

 

 

*It is a true story.

[Flying Pig]

Sherry's problem with conceiving was down to her insisting that everytime the man cums it had to be all over her. Doctors were not impressed after the four years of tests found nothing wrong.

 

 

 

I can believe that.

[Champ]

Ex colleague of mine was doing IVF for years, at a lot of expense, with no luck so decided to stop going through the hassle/emotion/stress etc and went on holiday instead. They conceived on holiday! True story*.

 

 

Its not uncommon when couples decide to go down the adoption route after years of infertility treatment....take away the stress of trying to conceive et voila.

 

 

It doesnt always happen like that of course. I wish you and your lady well JBarnes

[lifetime fan]

Wipes with tissue and baby wipes, so much nicer and more civilised than having to spend ages waiting for it to reappear.

 

That's when you know she's got you trapped, she doesn't even bother to pretend to need the toilet, she just keeps a bog roll by the side of the bed for flow backs.

[stevebaby]

My advice is to get a puppy...it won't want to borrow the car when it grows up.

[Liverpool lad]

Ask Pierre, he can knock girls up without trying