stevebaby

"Scouse Ambassador" would be suitable too, but I reckon he already has one of the best handles on the Forum.

I'm Australian by birth and lived all my life here. Just as well too, or I might never have met two of the finest men I've ever met...Kevin and Cavan.Both great examples of why this club is so great.The fans make the club, and there are many, many other examples on the GF of our clubs greatness.* *There are a lot of sicko fucks too but we'll just gloss over them OK?

I'm saving the tale of how they got the vid for next Friday when we're going to a couple of Irish pubs for a few sherbets. It's sure to be a good'un. No fuck it Kev...share it with the GF, the suspense is killing me too.

Oh Melons, you wouldn't want to see the old wrinkly fella now after the plastic surgeons have been at it with their scalpels. After some reflection on this matter...of course you would! I should have taken some pics of the gangrenous stage. You would have just loved them! You have always been one of my favourite posters Sherry. Not just for the disgusting content or the funny stuff, but because I know you're a good human being, one of the best. I've got a weakness for strong women! :D

What, you wouldn't even leave him something like a tampon packet to read over and over again? No, fuck him..

When I open this thread I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Probably thrush. :D

Thanks Mate. All these thoughts might not look like a lot but they do mean something to me...they are coming from the GF. That makes them priceless.

....and a great afternoon it was! Kev visited today and we watched the Robbie Fowler vid! To say I was thrilled to bits could only be an understatement. My very own Robbie Fowler vid! We had lunch and Kev met some of the maddies who stalk the corridors of the hospice. Fortunately Kev missed .....THE FIEND! About a week ago there was a new patient admitted. He was a largish lad, heavily tattooed and accompanied by his brother. The brother promptly proceeded to tell all and sundry that Sid (the new patient) had just been releases from prison after serving 26 years for a "Heinous crime". A heinous crime drawing a sentence of more than 26 years has to be murder, and so it proved to be. At the age of 17, this creature had raped and murdered an 81 year old woman while on bail for armed robbery (!).Then he pulled an escape in 2001 and kidnapped and repeatedly raped another woman while at large. Eventually he was recaptured and discovered that he had cancer everywhere and where did the prison authorities send him?...they released him on parole to Sacred Heart Hospice! This only lasted until the papers got hold of the story and he was sent back to the slot quick fucking smart and on the double. But what cracked me up was the book. Kev had lent me a book about some Annie Road scallywags and their adventures around the sporting venues of Europe. I used to leave it on the veranda so I knew where it was when one day just after SID THE FIEND arrived, it disappeared. So I asked one of the nurses where it could have got too. 5 minutes later I had the book back in my hot little hands Hahaha...the nurse had simply stolen it back.. I was prepared to just dismiss it as down to my absent mindedness when the very next day....the book vanished again. I told the same nurse about it and....5 minutes later it was returned again. This time the nurse told me who the culprit was and sure enough...SID THE FIEND! He's probably sitting in his cell right now wondering where the fuck that fucking book is.hahaha.

It's not even proper wrestling. Where are the rules? Where is the ref? It's just a couple of fat sweaty cunts trying to pull each other's swimming costumes down so everyone can look at at what the steroids have done to their shrunken dicks Fuck them.Stove their fuckin' heads in with a brick..

0420 263852! Give me a phone call first OK?

Excellent! They can learn how banal the whole business is really..

I don't have Kindle Mate. I'm going blind so not much use for books either! The blindness is a slow progression so I can still read and watch tv but not for much longer.The blindness will hopefully bump me off before I go completely blind. I was quite a reader before this happened. Hmmmm....Attractive women you say? Tell me more! I don't know from one day to the next how well i'm going to be.

This means a lot too....with the GF by my side.

It means a lot to me mate.

Unfortunately for me when the urologists were butchering my carcase like a steer they thought it would be a good idea to toss my prostate over their shoulders as well.So I won't be fucking anything. I don't mind a bit of watching. Bodily fluids drooling from every orifice sort of thing.