Flying Pig

I am your wife. Now get to work lazy arse. Sent from my E6853 using Tapatalk

Just got these for my birthday. Always a classic. Sent from my E6853 using Tapatalk

Boss that. I'm robbing it for my twitter profile pic. Ta la. Sent from my E6853 using Tapatalk

No Bucks Fizz? Sent from my E6853 using Tapatalk

David Brent: This is Sanj, this guy does the best Ali G impersonation, Aiiieee. I can't do it, go on, do it Sanj: I don't, must be someone else David Brent: Oh, sorry, it's the other one... Sanj: The other what... P**i? David Brent: Ah, that's racist.

This is currently live on Meerkat. I'm excited at what these live streams could bring.

I can Sammy, but that selfish Yorkshire bastard won't drive 80 miles from By-eckers-like-shire. Its always ' me, me, me' with him.

Oh BTW, I've tried Meerkat as Periscope isn't on android yet and its a bit shite at the moment (on Beta). Give it time amigos. I'll be able to watch Lurtzy ironing his jockstrap live.

Hopefully it'll be porn and that game with men in red kicking leather balls on a field (just can't remember its name). Maybe 'sports' season tickets will be something I won't need to stress over especially with GroPro's showing HD footage and superb battery life and linked to mobile data. Viva la meerket!

Sorry, if been mentioned before (on mobile and can't see everything). Is anyone into these yet? Can see it greatly affecting live sports and porn if it becomes as popular as twitter.

After one occasion when I was served very expensive awful food and after getting no joy from the manager I advised them that I wouldn't let them get away with it so easily. I bet they regret ever setting their eyes on me when they realised I hadn't placed my knife and fork together on the finished plate, as you are legally supposed to do, but instead in a hilarious V shape telling them in a stainless steely way to fuck off. No one gets one over on me.

Nothing makes my blood boil (apart from Tories) than lazy parasitic Royal bastards. Pitchforks anyone?

And his wife's acting was concrete it's was that stiff.

I know I'm probably in the minority NV but it just annoyed me. Spaceys talking direct to the audience was boring but basically apart from him throwing that girl under the train it just plodded on for me. I guessed from day one what would happen.

Not exactly TV (watched mine on a tablet!) . Anyone not wanting to waste 26 hours of your life don't watch House of Cards. Nothing happens, he's a bit of a untrustworthy senator and always gets what he wants.