Sam Allardyce - Comic Genius

[Mick R]

I hope this is true - I defy anybody who reads this not to laugh:

 

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I'M MORE SUITED TO INTER OR REAL THAN BLACKBURN

 

 

Sam Allardyce has claimed neither he nor Mark Hughes were given enough time at bigger clubs - and insisted he would win the title every year if he were manager of Real Madrid or Manchester United.

 

Allardyce and Hughes cross swords on Saturday as managers of mid-ranking clubs, Blackburn and Fulham respectively, with the Rovers boss denying that both men have found their true level.

 

Hughes was sacked by Manchester City last season while Allardyce's spell in charge of Newcastle lasted less than half a campaign.

 

Allardyce insisted however: "I'm not suited to Bolton or Blackburn, I would be more suited to Inter Milan or Real Madrid.

 

"It wouldn't be a problem to me to go and manage those clubs because I would win the double or the league every time.

 

"Give me Manchester United or Chelsea and I would do the same, it wouldn't be a problem.

 

"It's not where I'm suited to, it's just where I've been for most of the time.

 

"It's not a problem to take me into the higher reaches of the Champions League or Premier League and would make my job a lot easier in winning it."

 

 

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I don't know about more suited to Inter or Real, he's more suited to a career in comedy if he's really said all that...

 

Surely this must be the mother of all cock-ups, and they've interviewed his Twitter alter-ego by mistake..... Surely.....

[Randy Marsh]

Even for that whale faced biff, those quotes are fuckin outrageous. I refuse to believe even he has an ego that big, must be false surely.

[AL66GOLF]

His head is so far up his own arse it must be really hurting him now.

This can't be true can it?

[Liquid football]

please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real

[Gary Mac Legend]

 

 

Fat Sam : Your jobs mine!

[Trumo]

I agree with him actually. If we're talking about PES or FIFA.

[G Richards]

Hopefully he will be sacked and told to go and find his level.

[Russ Atmosphere]

He will be futilely blowing his own trumpet for as long as this England manager job is up for grabs. Should be good for laughs.

[gkmacca]

He should be put down like a rabid dog.

[TheResonator]

Hilarious. Sure he'll claim a misquote, though.

[dirty_sanchez]

Thing is, I wouldn't be surprised if he really said those things, or if he was serious when he did. If he could suck his own cock, he totally would.

[torahboy]

He's after Rafa's job.

 

I can admire self-confidence but to be this delusional ranks as mental instability. The fat twat needs medication.

[VladimirIlyich]

I think Hughes is not actually a bad manager and would have got citeh into champions league if he wasnt sacked.

 

As for Allardyce,well his head gets bigger and his brain gets smaller every fuckin day.

[goatboy59]

One day, maybe...

 

[Lee909]

He will be furiously blowing Taggarts trumpet for a long time. Should be good for laughs.

 

 

Fixed

[The Special One]

[Randy Marsh]

He's after Rafa's job.

 

I can admire self-confidence but to be this delusional ranks as mental instability. The fat twat needs medication.

 

[Chocoholic]

He will be futilely blowing his own trumpet for as long as this England manager job is up for grabs. Should be good for laughs.

 

Thing is, I wouldn't be surprised if he really said those things, or if he was serious when he did. If he could suck his own cock, he totally would.

 

Call it what you will, he's been doing it for years. As well as that of his master, slur.

[mypost]

I hope this is true - I defy anybody who reads this not to laugh:

 

I think I managed a snigger or two.

 

If Roy said that........

[JagSquared]

Brilliant! it really is.

[Koptimus Prime]

This is even better than the stuff on his blag twitter page......Superb

[PeteH]

It can't be true, surely.

 

How long did it take the delusional Geordies to work him out.

[dudek#1]

This is seriously disturbing.

[The Chief]

I'm seriously made up he came out with this shite, maybe now people will realise what an utter ego driven cuntbucket he is.

 

Lest we forget, this is the same gobshite who turned up to FA HQ with 6, yes SIX, computers to show them how good a manager he is.

 

Fucking hell I've just been had a vision of the future, Demento has one Scotch too many and throws his hand in at Old Toilet, Gollum bites their hands off (no David there's no ring on the finger!) when they offer him the job, and Fat Sham gets recruited by the bitters!! Finally a club that suits him perfectly, they're both a fucking big joke!!!

[Sandman]

 

Lest we forget, this is the same gobshite who turned up to FA HQ with 6, yes SIX, computers to show them how good a manager he is.

 

Any idea what the idea behind that was? I can't for the life of me think of why so many would be necessary...