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  1. The Chief
    Great report Dave, and a great weekend round up from NP. I reckon Arsenal will up their offer for Jagielka now.
  2. The Chief
    Don't know if this has been posted before, but he says some really good things, especially the last paragraph!
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    One thing I noticed that nobody else seems to have (I haven't been on the site proper so I could very well be wrong!) while the cry baby was on the floor Dirk walked over to him and said something to him, probably "get up you crying twat" and gestured for him to get up, Scholes runs in and shoves Dirk in the chest, Dirk went for Scholes and Scholes absolutely SHITS himself and backs away at a rate of knots, when some other players get in the way he has another go at Dirk, but from a distance, the shitbag!
  4. The Chief
    Nah wouldn't work mate, the bandwagon jumpers wouldn't be able to shout for who they're supporting at the time. You can imagine them screaming at the telly "Who scored that goal/made that tackle/screamed at the ref/spat a big yocker down his shirt just then?" I was gonna cancel it anyway, but I'll wait now till they announce that cunt's gonna be on there and then I'll cancel, if thousands do it they'll fucking shit themselves!!
  5. The Chief
    Yeah I know I was the last person to post in it and I explain why I'm doing this in that post. Just seeing if we can get more people to vote for the king.
  6. The Chief
    Vote now to help King Kenny beat Rio Ferdinand (and a couple of others) to win 5 grand for his missus's charity. Go here to listen to Kenny's interview, and to vote: (it only takes a few seconds) Who's Scoring Christian? - Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show - Absolute Radio
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    Well done Spesh, I was just gonna start a thread on this, but I was gonna title it: Help 'King Kenny beat Moose gob'. Maybe I should still start a thread with that title and see how many actually go on that one? It should answer a question.
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    I've done the goals galore thingy, where you name games where you think both teams will score in a game, the price goes up considerably the more you pick. I've gone for 5 at 17/1, and they are: The Arabs v Chavs Wham v Spurs Blackpool v Blackburn Wolves v Villa Aberdeen v Rangers. I was gonna leave it at four at 9/1, but I'm a greedy fucker, that's why I'm a fat cunt!!
  9. The Chief
    House of Lords anyone? He's seriously retarded that fucker though, the reaction of the people behind the Admiral says it all, they don't know where to look or what to do.
  10. The Chief
    What's with the long pauses and the chainsaw noises? Is he trying to make himself look intelligent? He's a great ventriloquist though see the way he drinks his tea while he's making that other dummy talk? Fair play to him for mentioning the Kop in comparison to Dortmunds crowd, and saying how great the atmosphere is (was?), Slur and his inbreds won't like that!
  11. The Chief
    I think he's played this rather well meself. If he'd replied on Sunday all the media would've been made up and started the old "cuntface winning the mind games" shit, Nani's diving would've been forgotten, the dig at Torres would've been forgotten too, this way referees will be thinking about Roy's statement about Torres being respected and not a cheat, and they'll be watching the mancs new ladyboy a bit more closely one would hope! A lot of you wouldn't be happy no matter what Roy does, simple as that.
  12. The Chief
    Don't know if anyone else has posted this, but I found it quite amusing! VIDEO : Ryan Babel v Rio Ferdinand – The Rap Battle! :: The Empire of The Kop – Liverpool F.C.
  13. The Chief
    I'm seriously made up he came out with this shite, maybe now people will realise what an utter ego driven cuntbucket he is. Lest we forget, this is the same gobshite who turned up to FA HQ with 6, yes SIX, computers to show them how good a manager he is. Fucking hell I've just been had a vision of the future, Demento has one Scotch too many and throws his hand in at Old Toilet, Gollum bites their hands off (no David there's no ring on the finger!) when they offer him the job, and Fat Sham gets recruited by the bitters!! Finally a club that suits him perfectly, they're both a fucking big joke!!!
  14. The Chief
    What, you have a wank then you go and wank off stars too? Oh you mean to! What stars do you wank off TO? I get you now...............
  15. The Chief
    Do you work for the government department that my mate works for that always drink in there?
  16. The Chief
    Nah I'm staying off the tables tonight Paulie!! Cris I'll PM you my number mate text me or phone me and tell us where you wanna meet after the game mate. (I don't think I'll be having one before it.)
  17. The Chief
    Is anyone going for a pint straight after the game and staying on the booze?
  18. The Chief
    Ski, Lewis isn't talking about his dress size!!
  19. The Chief
    Isn't sadly your pet name for your knob Si? That's working sadly for a long time that mate. there ya go, told ya it was his pet name for it!! Hahahahahaha.
  20. The Chief
    Water? Water? Hmm I've heard of that isn't it some new fangled stuff that doesn't contain alcohol or summat? And you say you can buy it in pubs now as well??? What will they think of next eh?
  21. The Chief
    Aahhhhh the Vernon Arms USED to be a great pub that. Fucking shite now. I was in there one night with my mate, who thought he was a fanny magnet, but he was really a loony magnet, some crazy woman came over and sat by us and burst into tears, he started chatting the fruitcake up, and I was giving him dirty looks, so the twat said to him "are you out with your dad"!!! Fucking cow there's only 10 years between me and me mate! I've never laughed so hard at a supposed insult!
  22. The Chief
    Hahahaha too late you Welsh witch, I've seen it and I'm gonna turn up!!
  23. The Chief
    Sorry I'm a little confused, do you mean you're tight fisted or are you just bragging? I can't believe no one else has asked this! As for the question, Fuck Sky and just do what I do.....go the boozer to watch games!
  24. The Chief
    Why? Better money, no fucking gobshites screaming for money (except Moyes of course!) and threatening to "punch yer face in", knowing full well I can't lay a finger on the sweaty scabby bastards, and hopefully staff that won't stab you in the back to brown nose to the manager! I fucking HATE my current job!
  25. The Chief
    It's all true I, me, The Chief, could be off to work for the dark side! I've applied for a job with Everton, I haven't heard anything yet, but no news could be good news as they say! Hat's off to Simon and the others who knew, and well done to Cain for guessing! Seriously though 4 people came on here and said the Chief is going to Everton but the only person you slag off is Si, some of you owe him a big apology, some of you should just fucking hang your heads, I've met Simon and think he's decent lad, a fucking nutter to be sure, but still a good lad! by the way Si, what the FUCK is that in your avatar??? did you get you Dag back?
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