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CP: Okay lads, who's gonna be "outstanding" today? BJ: Put me down for Gerrard. MM: I'll take Philippe - it usually is. BR: Hiya lads, what's that you're doing? CP: Nothing, boss, nothing.

"He doesn't know I've put the Chinese symbol for 'Kick Me' on his back. Now we wait......"

No, YOU fuck off...

JT: So where's the bowl for all the car keys, eh? SG: I think Pascoe's barber took it.

DdG: You mention the fucking 'Burbs one more time...

MF "Do you really need a briefcase just for a post-it that says "launch it to Stretch?" LVG "It's got me butties in it"

Dad: In our religion, if we suffer in this life we are rewarded in the next. AS: Then have I got a surprise for you.

"What? The match? Oh shit, yeah. What time is it now?"

"For Chrissake, one fella punches a horse and you never hear the fookin' end of it"

"No - THAT's for "peace". What I was doing..."

"Just spoke to Tim, said it's a bit late for a loan deal and Arsene's phone's going straight to voicemail"

"Oy! Call yourself a tailor? This is more than a foot off the ground"

At the Britannia, the truth finally dawns "10 mil for his corners and free kicks alone?"