The world of a woman.

[Karl_b]

Nah, but nobody's flawless. If the worst I can say about her is that she goes out of her way to make things difficult for herself then I reckon I'm doing fine.

[DT]

I don't have a bad word to say about my woman. Y'all must be with the wrong woman.

 

Amazing what a hand job every now and then can do.

[Carradona]

Haha, so so true, Pete!

[Ted]

Give it time, Conno....

[Harry Squatter]

Doing overtime on a Saturday cos we're skint, she's been moaning for weeks about having no money yet still seems to think it grows on trees. Told her yesterday that I was in work today but rather than being acknowledged for giving my Saturday up she fuckin moans saying she has to look after the kids all day. Says they wear her out during the week even though they are in nursery 3 hours each day. Women are moaning cunts.

[Champ]

Doing overtime on a Saturday cos we're skint, she's been moaning for weeks about having no money yet still seems to think it grows on trees. Told her yesterday that I was in work today but rather than being acknowledged for giving my Saturday up she fuckin moans saying she has to look after the kids all day. Says they wear her out during the week even though they are in nursery 3 hours each day. Women are moaning cunts.

 

Carradona knows ;)

[Hand Shandy]

Thing is, Cain's talking about his ma...

[TheBitch]

I don't have a bad word to say about my woman. Y'all must be with the wrong woman.

 

Loves young dream.

[Alan Sex]

Loves young cream?

[Unrighteous]

I don't have a bad word to say about my woman. Y'all must be with the wrong woman.

 

Dynamic duo, eh?

 

[Lurtz]

Bunch of girls around my desk just debating what AM and PM stands for.

 

"I think it's italian for something"

"It's not Italian it's Latin"

"Same thing"

"Yeah spose so."

 

Decided to put them out of their misery by telling them anti meridian and post meridian. You'd have thought I'd just given them the meaning of life.

 

"Oh em gee, do you actually just know that? God you're such a geek"

 

These are all degree educated people in good jobs. I despair for the future of this country.

 

One of these women claims to have never watched a film in her life as she can't concentrate on anything for more than an hour at a time and she "just gets bored".

[lifetime fan]

'I need you to be strong and be there for me'.

 

'If you cried I'd know you cared'.

 

Make your bloody mind up woman, which is it you want.

[Saintslfc13]

Bunch of girls around my desk just debating what AM and PM stands for.

 

"I think it's italian for something"

"It's not Italian it's Latin"

"Same thing"

"Yeah spose so."

 

Decided to put them out of their misery by telling them anti meridian and post meridian. You'd have thought I'd just given them the meaning of life.

 

"Oh em gee, do you actually just know that? God you're such a geek"

 

These are all degree educated people in good jobs. I despair for the future of this country.

 

One of these women claims to have never watched a film in her life as she can't concentrate on anything for more than an hour at a time and she "just gets bored".

 

How she get her degree then?

[Harry Squatter]

Girl in work has just come back off maternity leave and is easing her way back into working life. This basically means sitting round all day moaning, phoning her fella up every 5 minutes to see if the kids are ok and screaming at him if he dares to dress the kids in any other clothes apart from what she has left out the night before.

 

Going the kitchen to make a cup of tea is a social occasion, she'll go and collect her mates to come the kitchen with her even if they are on the other side of the office and she has to walk past the kitchen to get to them. Once in the kitchen she will spend another ten minutes gossiping or moaning about her fella not earning enough money.

[Lurtz]

How she get her degree then?

 

That's a good question. This is the same one who goes to festivals and never sees any bands. Lovely girl but quite puzzling.

[WaltonRed]

whats known as a try hard Lurtzy

 

wants to hang round with the cool kids but wont back it up so just flits along going to festivals and just sitting off but then she can still say 'i went'

[Reacher]

Girl in work has just come back off maternity leave and is easing her way back into working life. This basically means sitting round all day moaning' date=' phoning her fella up every 5 minutes to see if the kids are ok and screaming at him if he dares to dress the kids in any other clothes apart from what she has left out the night before.

 

Going the kitchen to make a cup of tea is a social occasion, she'll go and collect her mates to come the kitchen with her even if they are on the other side of the office and she has to walk past the kitchen to get to them. Once in the kitchen she will spend another ten minutes gossiping or moaning about her fella not earning enough money.[/quote']

 

Christ, sounds like a right horror.

[Lurtz]

whats known as a try hard Lurtzy

 

wants to hang round with the cool kids but wont back it up so just flits along going to festivals and just sitting off but then she can still say 'i went'

 

Aye. And a waste of a ticket.

[Champ]

'I need you to be strong and be there for me'.

 

'If you cried I'd know you cared'.

 

Make your bloody mind up woman, which is it you want.

 

Both............................of course!

[s(k)aturation]

Girl in work has just come back off maternity leave and is easing her way back into working life. This basically means sitting round all day moaning, phoning her fella up every 5 minutes to see if the kids are ok and screaming at him if he dares to dress the kids in any other clothes apart from what she has left out the night before.

 

Going the kitchen to make a cup of tea is a social occasion, she'll go and collect her mates to come the kitchen with her even if they are on the other side of the office and she has to walk past the kitchen to get to them. Once in the kitchen she will spend another ten minutes gossiping or moaning about her fella not earning enough money.

 

Sounds like her husband should have settled for the blow job.

[manwiththestick]

The wife went to the cupboard last night and took out a bag of those new deep ridge Walkers crisps out, she then muttered to me about them being out of date , I replied that they can't be as I only bought them last week to which she says "first of the twelfth, twelve"

 

"That's not out of date love"

"Durr, first of the twelfth, twelve"

"Yes darling, that's what you just said, how's that out of date?"

 

She stares ay the pack for about ten seconds,

 

"They just are"

 

Leaves the room with said bag of crisps.

[Guest davelfc]

a waste of a ticket.

 

There are certain events that I attend where that phrase runs through my mind a lot.

[lifetime fan]

Both............................of course!

 

 

Now don't I feel a cunt.

[lifetime fan]

Both............................of course!

 

 

Now don't I feel a cunt.

[Champ]

Now don't I feel a cunt.

 

Now don't I feel a cunt.

 

Well, at least you see you're in the wrong...no need to go on about it (your blond moment?)

 

I thought you'd know these things by now ;)