Merry Christmas you bunch of wankers

[Redder Lurtz]

Hope y'all have a good one. 

 

Cracked open my keg tonight. I'll raise a glass to the GF shortly. 

[Chip Butty]

4.4%.

 

Shithouse 

 

 

Merry Christmas you filthy animal

[Redder Lurtz]

Had the worrying option of a 5.6 called Dr Harris from the same brewery but I'd have been bollocksed by lunchtime so went for the session option instead. It's fucking gorgeous. 

[Chocoholic]

Mosaic? You'll be in bits after that.

 

Keep the change

[ZonkoVille77]

Happy Christmas to everyone. Thanks for another entertaining year, you weird bunch of fuck heads. X

[Harry's Lad]

My first Christmas as a member after years of lurking. 

A cunt amongst cunts, I feel at home.

Merry Christmas to all of you and thank you for making me a better cunt.

 

[magicrat]

Hope Santa unloads his sack with goodies for each and every one of you 

[s(k)aturation]

24 minutes ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

Happy Christmas to everyone. Thanks for another entertaining year, you weird bunch of fuck heads. X

 

Repped for "fuck heads".  What a quaint traditional reference.

 

My kids have opened their sacks and they're pretty pleased with themselves.

 

May everyone's day be filled with nice food and quality piss.

 

 

[tokyojoe]

7 minutes ago, magicrat said:

Hope Santa unloads his sack with goodies for each and every one of you 

Cunt never bothered with me last year. No chimneys in the part of the hozzie where I was I suppose.

 

Nice and quiet though.

[ZonkoVille77]

21 minutes ago, skaro said:

 

Repped for "fuck heads".  What a quaint traditional reference.

 

My kids have opened their sacks and they're pretty pleased with themselves.

 

May everyone's day be filled with nice food and quality piss.

 

 

 

Have a good one, Pal

[VladimirIlyich]

18 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

Cunt never bothered with me last year. No chimneys in the part of the hozzie where I was I suppose.

 

Nice and quiet though.

Has it been a year since you were in hozzy? That has been like a week! Jesus,where has this year gone!

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Has it been a year since you were in hozzy? That has been like a week! Jesus,where has this year gone!

I was just thinking the same thing! 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

"Y'all"?

 

That's ruined my Christmas.

[TheHowieLama]

2 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

"Y'all"?

 

That's ruined my Christmas.

Its the way we do.

 

Lurtz, what is status of pub biz?

[Creator Supreme]

Faaaaaaaacccccckkkkkkkkk aaaaaaafffffff!!!!

[cloggypop]

4 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Faaaaaaaacccccckkkkkkkkk aaaaaaafffffff!!!!

 

[Captain Turdseye]

It’s been nearly three and a half hours since Turdsette went to bed and she’s still awake. It’s gonna be about 1am by the time I can bring the presents down and she’ll probably wake me up between 5 and 6. Kids, man. Who’d have ‘em?

 

I reckon this will be the last year she ‘believes’ though, so I’ll be gutted if she clocks me going up and down the stairs with boxes and suitcases full of stuff. 
 

Edit: Merry Xmas to everyone and all that shit. 

[ZonkoVille77]

I thought I had it all sussed this year. Had all the kids stuff out in the small office I built recently. Well, so I thought. Until the missus informs me she put some stuff in the attic. Yea, cheers. The attic door being right above the kids room and has a steel pull down ladder. Not surprised that the eldest woke and we had to tell her we left the Christmas table stuff there and we're getting it now. Not sure we've gotten away with it. Fucking stress City. 

[Strontium]

[KMD7]

Happy Christmas everyone x

[Mudface]

14 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

It’s been nearly three and a half hours since Turdsette went to bed and she’s still awake. It’s gonna be about 1am by the time I can bring the presents down and she’ll probably wake me up between 5 and 6. Kids, man. Who’d have ‘em?

 

I reckon this will be the last year she ‘believes’ though, so I’ll be gutted if she clocks me going up and down the stairs with boxes and suitcases full of stuff. 
 

Edit: Merry Xmas to everyone and all that shit. 

You'll miss that when she gets older. As requested, I've just WhatsApp'ed a download code for Call of Duty to my youngest, he's been playing it since last weekend as it had a free multiplayer week. The romance and mystique of Christmas.

[YorkshireRed]

Happy Christmas one and all. I hope the day brings you all your great big hearts desire. 

[Scott_M]

 

[halewood pete]

Have a cool Yule

[Rico1304]

Merry Christmas you bunch of fucking weirdos.  
 

(That letter from Klopp is a bit of tear jerker).