Strontium

Yes, he's 25% vodka.

Speaking from experience, it's not a big vote winner. Just saying.

Rule 1 of Everything: It's never about money, except it is about money

We could just give the good guys more weapons and they can kill the bad guys more quickly. I like that solution.

If he goes on a free, so be it. He's repaid his transfer fee, and then some. Regardless, questions must be asked about why we have such difficulty retaining top class talent, despite being the top ranked team in world football.

On the plus side, Fugitive's camera is working.

I presume Chilwell and Shaw, who have both been injured, will be ahead of Justin in the pecking order when fit.

Justin can play left back. And will.

It's taken me a while to realise that I have a major issue with the term "Latin America". Maybe I'm weird, but it's a bit imperialist, isn't it? These are regions that were colonialised and subjugated by the Spanish, Portuguese and to a lesser extent French, usually brutally. At the very least I'd like to hear how the indigenous American peoples whose land was stolen and people killed by the Latins feel about their lands being referred to that way.

It's incredible. It's basically saying that a lesbian could be perfectly satisfied with a good dick inside her. Absolutely egregious homophobia that is indistinguishable from the lines that men used to come out with in the dank, dark past.

It's the logical conclusion of what happens if you deny the existence of biological sex. It means there's no such thing as sexual attraction, (proclaimed) gender is all that matters, and therefore you're a bigot if you won't sleep with a woman who has a penis.

When United were winning everything in sight, people hated them. City inspire nothing but apathy. No wonder Pep is losing his mind. At least when people hate you, it means they care on some level. But indifference is something else. The crowds when we won the league were bigger, and there wasn't even a parade. And crowds were illegal. Even their own fans can't be arsed. What an absolute charade.

City don't seem to understand that respect is earned, and that buying all the titles in the world isn't enough. People won't respect you any more than they would someone who bought a bunch of second-hand medals and waltzed round pretending to be a war hero. It's a club suffering from a massive case of impostor syndrome. Justifiably so, because they're a bunch of impostors.