The world of a woman.

[Trumo]

Your ex? She jibbed any claim she had to having that question answered once she became your ex. Sending you some mucky photos of herself might go a little way towards changing that attitude. Sending me those photos will go even further.

 

 

My number is 555...

[bigbak]

My ex text me this morning asking when the MOT for her car was due! I'm sure my reply of 'how the fuck am I meant to know' went down splendidly

 

There's a website for that.  She was wanting sex and needed an excuse to contact you.

[ZonkoVille77]

My ex text me this morning asking when the MOT for her car was due! I'm sure my reply of 'how the fuck am I meant to know' went down splendidly

The answer is...

Go ride the exhaust pipe

[lifetime fan]

The correct answer was to say October next year and then grass her up to the old bill.

[Walter Sobchak]

Nothing worse than a women who THINKS she is in a position of power and acts accordingly.

 

They are the worse managers. Especially the ones who are feminists. Fucking always dishing out criticism toward blokes then when a bloke points out something to them it's all "patriarchal dominance"

 

 

Just fuck off you stupid cunt!

 

 

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[PestiRed]

Nothing worse than a women who THINKS she is in a position of power and acts accordingly.

They are the worse managers. Especially the ones who are feminists. Fucking always dishing out criticism toward blokes then when a bloke points out something to them it's all "patriarchal dominance"

Just fuck off you stupid cunt!

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Donald, is that you?

[Walter Sobchak]

Donald, is that you?

Fuck u Hillary

 

 

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[Dr Nowt]

Keep it light, Walter.

[bigbak]

Nothing worse than a women who THINKS she is in a position of power and acts accordingly.

 

They are the worse managers. Especially the ones who are feminists. Fucking always dishing out criticism toward blokes then when a bloke points out something to them it's all "patriarchal dominance"

 

 

Just fuck off you stupid cunt!

 

 

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Did you try grabbing her by the pussy?

[Walter Sobchak]

No, I sat there and quietly seethed.

 

 

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[Captain Turdseye]

Dropped my bird off at work this morning and I had a bit of a cob on with her because she'd moaned on the way there that my driving was erratic. I'd slammed on because some knobhead didn't indicate at a mini roundabout. Not really my fault. She was sarcastically waving happily at me as I drove away.

 

Fast forward to tonight, she gets home and mentions that I was a moody fucker this morning before proceeding to drink a bottle of wine, which she'd bought for the weekend, while making my tea and now she's in bed trying to type on her phone with one eye open.

 

Can't wait for tomorrow morning. I'm gonna drive there like a lunatic and wave her off with a big smile on my face as she goes in for a hungover 8 hour shift.

[Iceman]

[A Red]

My mrs is away with work at the moment, she does this about 6 times a year and goes all over the world. Its fucking brilliant. Well it was but now shes insisting that we skype every evening and she gets pissed off if im not logged on. So every evening we have a bland boring droning fucking conversation on a dodgy connection that i can barely hear about what shes up to and have i done this or that. Consequently when she comes home after a week or so away i've got fuck all to say to her.

 

Thank fuck she doesnt want the video on or she would see the shit tip the place is in.

[Iceman]

Well they do say absence makes the heart grow fonder. 

[Dr Nowt]

She brought me a cup of tea up to bed this morning, worked all day, arranged someone to come and take away my dead old car for cash because I couldn't be arsed, went shopping for the week, set aside food for all my lunches, cooked dinner and then washed up.

 

What a throughly nice person.

 

[Dougie Do'ins]

Dropped my bird off at work this morning and I had a bit of a cob on with her because she'd moaned on the way there that my driving was erratic. I'd slammed on because some knobhead didn't indicate at a mini roundabout. Not really my fault. She was sarcastically waving happily at me as I drove away.

 

 

Hate to go all highway code on you mate but if you had to slam on, it was your fault.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Loved Hill Street Blues.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Loved Hill Street Blues.

Me too Pizza Man

[Nunavut Patrick]

Hate to go all highway code on you mate but if you had to slam on, it was your fault.

Folllwing distance....

All Good Kids Like Milk...

 

Aim high in steering.

Get the big picture.

Keep your eyes moving.

Leave yourself an out.

Make sure they see you.

 

TIM... timed interval method... Four seconds between you and vehicle travelling on front of you.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Me too Pizza Man

And Frank got to bang the public defender.

 

I wanted to be a cop and work my way up so I could get a piece like a Veronica Hamel.

 

I seem to have stalled at bus driver, but to be fair there are loads of Filipina's riding on the transit sysytem here.

[Captain Turdseye]

Hate to go all highway code on you mate but if you had to slam on, it was your fault.

It wasn't like a hard slam on, I was only doing 10-15 as I approached. I appreciate what you're saying but you won't take this moment away from me, goddammit.

[Dougie Do'ins]

It wasn't like a hard slam on, I was only doing 10-15 as I approached. I appreciate what you're saying but you won't take this moment away from me, goddammit.

https://youtu.be/aeEBd6tSEcI

[Fowlers God]

Dropped my bird off at work this morning and I had a bit of a cob on with her because she'd moaned on the way there that my driving was erratic. I'd slammed on because some knobhead didn't indicate at a mini roundabout. Not really my fault. She was sarcastically waving happily at me as I drove away.

 

Fast forward to tonight, she gets home and mentions that I was a moody fucker this morning before proceeding to drink a bottle of wine, which she'd bought for the weekend, while making my tea and now she's in bed trying to type on her phone with one eye open.

 

Can't wait for tomorrow morning. I'm gonna drive there like a lunatic and wave her off with a big smile on my face as she goes in for a hungover 8 hour shift.

Hungover from 1 bottle? What is the world coming to?

[Alan Sex]

She brought me a cup of tea up to bed this morning, worked all day, arranged someone to come and take away my dead old car for cash because I couldn't be arsed, went shopping for the week, set aside food for all my lunches, cooked dinner and then washed up.

What a throughly nice person.

Do lots of blokes marry their mum round where you are?

[Lee909]