Nunavut Patrick

Branston pickle with thick slices of mature cheddar. Its close to £5 a jar over here though. Although the more Brexit drags on the more the price comes down.

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Amazing how she presented the egg as a pizza slice. Black pudding looks ace. Beans need containment.

Would you could you eat an egg in a car? On a train? With a cider? Could you would lifey I am eat one in a pink polo shirt? With burnt toast? What if it was a Scotch one? Would you could you eat it with Mook?

Happy Birthday Karl. Well that solves the mystery of decommissioned coke ovens in Sheffield; they’re being used to cook eggs.

Cremated and shot out of a canon

Good for the moonshiners

151 years old today We’ve come along way from the beaver trade. Our crowning achievement - you can now actually have weed delivered to your house.

Younger age groups you are a God to them. Soon as they hit puberty they turn into cunts. Good luck Pauly in landing an assignment for next year

Inuit eat it with soy sauce. They hunt two kinds of whale- beluga and right whales. Beluga's being more popular as there are more of them and right whales are massive and elusive, a rare combination to be honest. I think the whale on offer in Bergen is minke whake. I didn't have time to try it as i had a train catch.

They love their whale in Bergen.

Sounds a bit Dennis Tooth to me.

Soft core porn from the 1970's

All those children wanting to piss all the time make her Frey at the edges

Well the GF is life in the fast lane.

I think this thread has been taken to the limit.

Amazed there are six Miss Buxton primary school teachers. Being a former primary school teacher teacher the only rules regarding the toilets were: No visits 45 minutes after morning bell and afternoon bell If Father Martin is hanging around there best to come back to class.

Before European contact Inuit women used Arctic Hare fur for their periods.

First wave of mosquitos came this week. As for spring cleaning it’s amazing how much shite you lose when you move or are binned. i reckon all my non-furniture stuff I currently have would fit in aboot eight average sized boxes, of which four would be books and records.

Well indoor plumbing only arrived when the Americans began opening up Home Depot and Lowes stores. We all attended tutorials on how to flush these weird contraptions. Saddest time of the year though is when your house melts.

I once shat in the wiods and peeled off some birch bark and used that.

Sounds like my Dad. His Christmas commercialism rants were epic. Just get the stuffing right and don’t overcook the turkey. He usually had to work though and I think he enjoyed that. He didn’t mind putting up the tree but it came down Dec 27.

I’d fly to Aus for that

When I first started watching Bond films he was the Bond at the time. i wouldn’t want to be famous, and especially in this day and age with every cunt and their mobile phone about.