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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?
Nunavut Patrick replied to ISeeRed's topic in GF - General Forum
Tinned juices should never be combined. If you’ve have your jab it’s now ineffective. You may also have bad, bad AIDS. -
Doug Ford lolz
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Yeah I when I applied I was 38 which was 4 years below their cutoff. Now all I have is The Lumberjack Song
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Orange balls. Just like football was when it actually snowed in England regularly.
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I lost out on a career with the RCMP (Mounties) because of golf. Anyway it’s been 25 some years since the incident and I’m thinking of getting back into it. I actually played lot when I was in my late teens/early 20s and was in the low 90s which I don’t think is all that impressive but I enjoyed it (the courses were not difficult). My parents actually got me a golf bag for a present (not even my birthday or Christmas) and I used my Dad’s clubs which were Slazenger irons and Wilson drivers from the 1960s). Apparently a club pro said the sweet spot was small and I’d improve greatly with newer and more forgiving clubs. Anyhoo, because of the pandemic I’m sure equipment prices have skyrocketed so I guess I’m stuck with the 1960s clubs. Also lots of fit women on pof seem to like golf and I did win Longest Drive at the 1991 Blackburn Arms Pub tournament.
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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?
Nunavut Patrick replied to ISeeRed's topic in GF - General Forum
Only looking at the pint really... But there are some positives- beans are safely in a ramekin prison the one lonely sausage looks decent (the one on the plus not the Wombles) tomato is real -
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada And it’s still snowing. Saturday I was on the patio at the local getting a tan. It’s also called heart attack snow as it’s the heavy kind and people have coronaries shovelling the stuff.
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Fuck off 15 cm snow today
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Haven’t seen that on pornhub. Yet.
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He should have that puffer poison fish dinner on the menu at the green jacket dinner next April.
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Oh and leave the Slauvitich brewery alone as well.
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We must send Remmie there his massive pigs would foil any mission guidance system and save the Donbas. Or Crimea. Possibly both. I dated a woman whose mother’s side was Ukrainian and her uncle had to cancel a trip home for fear of being conscripted. It didn’t last long which is a shame as apparently her Baba made goose neck stuffing which was to die for.
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Lots of pine at the Masters and we know he loves the pine
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Was there a year and half ago and can confirm the mountain is still there.
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Won’t someone think of the corgi’s
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Kicking off in Northern Ireland again?
Nunavut Patrick replied to Mendoza's topic in GF - General Forum
Bus driver was unscathed. The rest of them can have at it but leave the bus drivers alone.- 387 replies
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I walked home from work about a month ago; it was probably -20C and with the wind even colder. It’s about a mile and a half. Because I choose wrongly for a wife I had to make my own cup of tea, it was orange pekoe. I found some Club Orange in the cupboard. There is a specialty store that sells them (along with real HP sauce, custard, etc). I dunked those bastards like a Marine waterboarding at Gitmo and savoured every bite. These are the moments that make life worth living.
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The middle photo is not proper AC Slatering form. Now assuming she’s not in there for a pooh- It looks like a lot of belts and zippers and buckles to undo: so I’d much rather have a cup of tea.
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Arsenal 0 Liverpool 3 (April 3 2021)
Nunavut Patrick replied to tlw content's topic in FF - Football Forum
Only Pier Luigi Collina was cool. He had those seething blue eyes and massive dome. And looked like he could at any moment make a call and send you to sleep with the fishes. European refs have a bit of style to them. The Turkish fella Cunet looks like he could order off a michelin star menu while the likes of Friend and Atwell would have trouble deciding if the wanted gravy or curry sauce. Atkinson would not be out of place as a cunt insurance adjuster. The rest of them alternate between the PE teacher who’s let himself go or over baked sun lounger like Mariner. -
Did it look like this ?
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Harold Wilson. I turned out alright.
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I just started doing meth as the homeless people that are living in bus shelters seem to be doing okay and they’re always injecting meth. Downtown Winnipeg looks like a scene out of a George Romero movie.
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My daughters dogs looking at the northern lights.
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I walk by his old school in Winnipeg on my way to work. Earl Grey School.
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Signs that you're behind the times.
Nunavut Patrick replied to manwiththestick's topic in GF - General Forum
In late 80’s I was a pizza delivery driver and had a ‘79 Honda Civic and the starter went on it. Luckily the shop was basically on the top of a decent incline. I’d roll the car out of the back parking lot and then down the incline and off I’d go. I loved that car.