Lestat

This one? It was indeed a cracker!

Fluminense won the Carioca (Rio State Champions) this season but that was back in April. Don't think they've won anything else?

The Libertadores final isn't until 4th Nov (Fluminense x Boca). The BBC have shown the final in the past so hopefully we'll all get a chance to declare André the messiah or just a naughty boy based on one game.

This is the only satisfactory outcome for me. If anyone's going to lose their job it has to be the man at the very top. Cheerio Howard!

The Brazilian league usually runs from April to December. They're just about halfway through.

Time wasting is a misnomer. It's the breaking up of play and disruption of attacking momentum that needs to be addressed and adding an extra 10 minutes at the end of the game won't stop it. Players need to be booked for it straight away and not in the 87th minute when the damage has already been done.

Great report as always, well worth the subscription (plug plug). Agree with the description of Gakpo's style. "The Authority" has got a nice ring to it...

I'm also nearing the end of a 22 year wait for a ST. I've reached the heady heights of position 1,277! The thing is, since I joined the list I've got married and have got two kids now (both boys, both well into their footy). We're all members and have started to build up our credits from scratch over the last couple of years (we lived abroad for a short while). The boys are obviously desperate to get to as many games as possible and we won't want to lose the loyalty they've built up, however, I don't know how this will work once I get my hands on a season ticket. Anyone else in a similar position - STH but have kids who are members? Is there a way we can all go together still, for example to the odd league game they get tickets for? I presume the ACS will be the only way we can guarantee it?

Smaller, heavier ball promoting close control and technical skills. We lived in Brazil for 3 years and both my boys (4 & 8 at the time) played futsal at school. Very fast paced to the point that the boys now seem to have loads of time on the ball back in the UK. Not sure about the agricultural language, it was all Portuguese to me!

Flamengo away? Nice.

I'm working in Brazil currently and can confirm he's not rated highly by a lot of people here. I have made it my mission to spread the Gospel according to St Bobby at every possible opportunity. I think it's a combination of only spending one season in Brazil at an unfashionable club (Figueirense), before moving to Hoffenheim - hardly well known when the kids here are only interested in the likes of Barca, Real, Bayern or PSG. He's not seen as a skillful player like Neymar or Coutinho, or a goalscorer like Jesus. Jo, on the other hand, experienced a bit of a renaissance last season, scoring in the big games that took Corinthians to the title. Whether it's coincidence or not, I've found it's the Corinthian fans that have been the most sceptical about Firmino.

Disappointingly couldn't find a specific thread for Kenneth Mathieson Dalglish, so here we are. Sent shivers down my spine...

Which is loosely where the Captain America: Civil War storyline is derived from - governments fed up of clearing up after their mess introduce registration scheme...

"The tie continued its ferocious start when Raheem Sterling scythed down M'Changama and Simpson followed in on Reds keeper Jones after he spilled a shot." http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21106938

Fixed that for you...