What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[cloggypop]

8 hours ago, Pidge said:

Fucking hell, stig ordered Ardja eggs. The state of it...

 

Eggs over uneasy

[Trumo]

11 hours ago, Remmie said:

Were the eggs cooked on a defibrillator or a trouser press? Is that shoe polish on the sausages? I think this picture has given me a nosebleed 

 

You ask for sautéed potatoes with a garnish, they'll cook your eggs with a steam iron. It's the Chicago way.

[Fowlers God]

Breaky from the hotel this morning. 
 

Sausages were very good

beans in a pot which is good. No juice touching anything and can leave them no issues

mushrooms tasty and never enough. 
hash brown crispy enough

bacon- usual oily hotel type

bread- sourdough nonsense 

Egg runny on top cooked further down the yolk. 
tomato- not cooked; just hot

 

7/10

[TheHowieLama]

sourdough nonsense 

 

 

[Fugitive]

This has just appeared on Facebook and I’m tempted to track down the culprit and skin him alive…

 

 

[Curly]

2 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

This has just appeared on Facebook and I’m tempted to track down the culprit and skin him alive…

 

 

Is that actually a thing? I have noted that I’ve enjoyed toast when I’ve had it brought out unbuttered and then it doesn’t soak in. Maybe there is something to these toast racks

[Pidge]

and they say that the British have a poor food culture...

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Fowlers God said:

Breaky from the hotel this morning. 
 

Sausages were very good

beans in a pot which is good. No juice touching anything and can leave them no issues

mushrooms tasty and never enough. 
hash brown crispy enough

bacon- usual oily hotel type

bread- sourdough nonsense 

Egg runny on top cooked further down the yolk. 
tomato- not cooked; just hot

 

7/10

Apart from the beans that looks decent. Nonce 

 

8 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

This has just appeared on Facebook and I’m tempted to track down the culprit and skin him alive…

 

 

He’ll be getting a visit from them paedo vigilantes in no time 

[Fowlers God]

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

sourdough nonsense 

 

 

 

Bread is bread. 

 

12 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Apart from the beans that looks decent. Nonce 

 

He’ll be getting a visit from them paedo vigilantes in no time 

 

I didnt fucking eat the beans you mentalist, I even said I left them. 

[Mook]

Putting toast in the fridge is fucking demented.

[Fugitive]

29 minutes ago, Mook said:

Putting toast in the fridge is fucking demented.

The contents of that fridge strongly suggests that he is in Scotland.

 

I reckon it’s PST.

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

The contents of that fridge strongly suggests that he is in Scotland.

 

I reckon it’s PST.

Stovies and Irn Bru. It’s either Rab C Nesbitt or Champ 

[Bruce Spanner]

Don’t mind cold toast.

[Mudface]

43 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Don’t mind cold toast.

 

Nice if it's been buttered while hot, then rebuttered.

[Fugitive]

[Dave D]

5 hours ago, Fowlers God said:

Breaky from the hotel this morning. 
 

Sausages were very good

beans in a pot which is good. No juice touching anything and can leave them no issues

mushrooms tasty and never enough. 
hash brown crispy enough

bacon- usual oily hotel type

bread- sourdough nonsense 

Egg runny on top cooked further down the yolk. 
tomato- not cooked; just hot

 

7/10

 

Quite fancy to serve it to your table with the rim of the plate on fire. 

[YorkshireRed]

When having a boiled egg. I like my soldiers to be cold. Well buttered, but cold. 
 

I feel they’re better prepared to do battle with the yolk that way. 
 

Cold toast (again generously buttered) is good for dipping in soup as well. 

[Trumo]

58 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

When having a boiled egg. I like my soldiers to be cold. Well buttered, but cold. 

 

Make this word singular and this sentence takes on a whole new meaning.

[Chip Butty]

2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

When having a boiled egg. I like my soldiers to be cold. Well buttered, but cold. 
 

I feel they’re better prepared to do battle with the yolk that way. 
 

Cold toast (again generously buttered) is good for dipping in soup as well. 

There’s nowt queer as folk. 

[Remmie]

Moanero is 100% trying out the cereal bowl in the fridge routine, if, in fact that's not him who posted the fridge picture in the first place. 

[Anubis]

Toast with brown sauce spread on it is great.

[TheHowieLama]

3 hours ago, Remmie said:

Moanero is 100% trying out the cereal bowl in the fridge routine, if, in fact that's not him who posted the fridge picture in the first place. 

I do salad plates if that counts.

[lifetime fan]

10 hours ago, Fugitive said:

This has just appeared on Facebook and I’m tempted to track down the culprit and skin him alive…

 

 

Just look at the state of the fridge. 
 

Not just marg but lactose free shite, ready meal, half a jar of chilli sauce. 
 

It belongs to a single bloke who used to shag his mother when she was alive, she’s been led in bed upstairs dead for 3 years but he washes her and brushes her hair every morning. 
 

He now wanks sat on a chair in her bedroom whilst holding her hand. 

[TheHowieLama]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

Just look at the state of the fridge. 

 

Missing the open box of baking soda...

[Dave D]

14 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

When having a boiled egg. I like my soldiers to be cold. Well buttered, but cold. 
 

I feel they’re better prepared to do battle with the yolk that way. 
 

Cold toast (again generously buttered) is good for dipping in soup as well. 

Try your soldiers with butter and marmite on. Works with egg very well