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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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1 minute ago, Dave D said:

 

You being you, you would probably wake up after impact, check on your Mrs and then if you had a phone signal you wouldn't call for help, you would start a new thread on the GF titled Mountains are shit


Haha. I’d start the thread then check a few others before I checked on her. See if Strontz has posted or anything. 

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31 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:


Haha. I’d start the thread then check a few others before I checked on her. See if Strontz has posted or anything. 

We all know Strontz was on your list of 20 I love yous that you had prepared to send

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I'm slightly perturbed by Stig's hypothetical 'Mountains are shit' thread.

 

It's hardly the mountain's fault if a plane has an issue and crashes into it. 

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3 minutes ago, Mook said:

I'm slightly perturbed by Stig's hypothetical 'Mountains are shit' thread.

 

It's hardly the mountain's fault if a plane has an issue and crashes into it. 


I would hardly be blaming it for being there. It might just be a shit mountain. Sort of “of all the mountains in all the world you had to pick this boring one” or something. That’s how I think it would go anyway. 

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15 minutes ago, Mook said:

I'm slightly perturbed by Stig's hypothetical 'Mountains are shit' thread.

 

It's hardly the mountain's fault if a plane has an issue and crashes into it. 

He would rightly be told he shouldn't have started a new thread about mountains as we already have one.  Someone would even post a helpful link to it.

 

Which would just top his day off what with the plane and everything    

 

 

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3 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

I love  turbulence, I find it very exciting, like a rollercoaster ride but 3 miles above the ground. This is not a popular opinion with Mrs Willard or the Willard kids. 

I was on a plane over Europe a few years back (can't remember where now) when the plane hit some turbulence. Somebody shouted "Whee" like it was a fairground ride. After the 3rd or 4th bounce, the entire passenger cabin were shouting "Whee"

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55 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

Take it to another fucking thread, Mr T.

 

I come here to see shit breakfasts.

Willard started it talking about breakfast beers. It was inevitable it would lead to talking about planes and mountains.

 

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12 minutes ago, Dave D said:

Willard started it talking about breakfast beers. It was inevitable it would lead to talking about planes and mountains.

 

 

The beer thing was actually a redemption - so far his best bit.

 

The guy posted a bowl of muesli on the cooked breakfast thread!

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36 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

Mrs Spiby knocked this up for me today

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I see you’re trying to disguise your real identity due to the embarrassment caused by that triangular bread. 
 

You’ll need to do better than Spiby though. We’re on to you. 

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The middle third is quite nice.

 

This is a bit like an abstract of the US population:

The bottom third looks to be plain white bread - the middle is quite nice, quality stuff cooked well - the top third looks to be afterbirth.

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