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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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7 minutes ago, Mudface said:

 

Bold choice not to cook the bacon. Is there a mushroom shortage?

Bacon fine, photo doesn't do it justice. I was down to the last two mushrooms.

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1 hour ago, tokyojoe said:

Today. No black pud, sorry. You can all take the piss now.

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That egg might actually be a war crime.

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4 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

At least I've got the guts to post what I cook myself. Most of you lot just moan about what you've been ripped off for buying. Which invariably includes fucking BEANS!

 

Yeah, but not cooking an integral ingredient is likely to see you lose your guts pretty sharpish.

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6 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

Today. No black pud, sorry. You can all take the piss now.

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I’m baffled as to why you needed to superglue yourself to the ceiling in order to post this photo.

 

We can applaud the commitment, if not the actual food. 

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6 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

At least I've got the guts to post what I cook myself. Most of you lot just moan about what you've been ripped off for buying. Which invariably includes fucking BEANS!

 

7 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

Today. No black pud, sorry. You can all take the piss now.

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6 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

At least I've got the guts to post what I cook myself. Most of you lot just moan about what you've been ripped off for buying. Which invariably includes fucking BEANS!


 

I know you’re 11,348 years old mate but that line only works if you actually cook it. 

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Oh and why are we doing gastro omelettes all of a sudden? Fucking dead as a dodo this place Dave shut it down. I need to look after Tokyo and without me you wouldn’t get the bandwidth. 

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