rubble-rouser

I’ve a few drinks and I feel like a deflated whoopee cushion that deflated because of a pinhole sized defect, with no human contact

Packing for my trip to Aus via Abu Dhabi

Two low fronts have resulted in an area of high pressure

Did it on John Major’s plane during the 97 election

Got 20 right & 2 pushbacks & still got caught with a second to go. Ifithadntvebinferthealgorithm

Not sure where else to put this, but Layla came on Spotify today. I had never realised that the piano coda used on Goodfellas was part of that song. Mind blown.

To give him credit, he went for the authentic Iraqi Aladdin, not the knock-off Chinese version.

I don't think he's a cunt but I do think there's something a bit wrong with him. He has had massive mental health and alcohol issues and the impression I get is that he is still really struggling. His attempts at launching a media career (which will succeed up to a point because of his profile) occupy the Venn diagram overlap between Partridge, Borat and our Simon. His Twitter account is downright odd, but his 'Panesar Channel' Twitter account is like the Adventure Game directed by David Lynch.

We should get 10/12 against those and a draw against these cunts will do it.

First defeat in 4 months and the mingebags are at it again. Christmas come early for some of you cunts.

Just came on here and saw someone say Mo was shocking tonight. See ya. P.S. Has any team not now been screwed by VAR this season?

Post of the year. Brilliant.