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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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6 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

Cranstons Foodhall, M6 jct 40.

 

Sausages were nice.

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Looks ok that. I’d prefer the bacon a little crispier and, perhaps, a black pudding instead of the tomatoes (just a personal choice), but this appears eminently edible. 
 

p.s You’re a disgrace for posting photos of nice looking breakfasts. Down with this kind of thing. 

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15 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

The Coach House at Bowring Park Golf Course.

 

£11.95 

 

And it was very nice apart from the fucking triangle toast.

 

 

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This appears to have been washed down with a fruit shoot. 
 

I must say, that given the adult content of some of your posts, I’m surprised to find out that you are nine years old. 

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17 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Needs beans and chips shop looking sausages, but that looks all right. 


I thought the sausages were cheap ones at first but they were fucking quality. 

 

It did also come with a tomato that was lashed out the window, another hash brown which my daughter took off the plate and a pot of beans that were poured over waitresses head.

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6 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:


This appears to have been washed down with a fruit shoot. 
 

I must say, that given the adult content of some of your posts, I’m surprised to find out that you are nine years old. 


I actually had a large glass of coke, to mend the hangover I had. 

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45 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

The Coach House at Bowring Park Golf Course.

 

£11.95 

 

And it was very nice apart from the fucking triangle toast.

 

 

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Triangle???? They’re clearly taking the piss with that 

 

Other than that it looks bloody lovely. First edible looking thing you’ve ever posted 

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1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:


This appears to have been washed down with a fruit shoot. 
 

 


Makes a change from washing it down with petrol after his usual shite 

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On 04/05/2024 at 14:52, tokyojoe said:

Today. No black pud, sorry. You can all take the piss now.

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It looks like shit hospital food, which is ironic really as that’s where you’ve probably ended up due to eating it

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9 hours ago, Stouffer said:

Cranstons Foodhall, M6 jct 40.

 

Sausages were nice.

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I tell you what - looks fucking decent that! Very decent! How fucking dare you? 

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6 hours ago, Fugitive said:

The Coach House at Bowring Park Golf Course.

 

£11.95 

 

And it was very nice apart from the fucking triangle toast.

 

 

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There's not a triangle in sight. You're mad. Quite mad.

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