David Beckham, anyone?

[Jens]

If Alonso goes, then why not try to sign Beckham from the American League on a one year deal? He´s just a good a passer of the ball as Alonso.

 

But then again he´s played for them and I guess that rules out us making a move for him.

[mattyq]

Errr, no

[Trucker Paddy]

Even if we wanted him he would'nt come here, he has morals unlike that Welsh cunt.

[WaltonRed]

No

[Xherdan]

[dirty_sanchez]

Beckham is still a really good player and as a footballer, he'd be a big asset to us. Problem is, he's also a "celebrity" and has too many distractions off the pitch.

[silverlining]

If Alonso goes, then why not try to sign Beckham from the American League on a one year deal? He´s just a good a passer of the ball as Alonso.

 

But then again he´s played for them and I guess that rules out us making a move for him.

 

 

That, allied to the fact that he's about 35, can't actually run around for 90 minutes anymore, can't tackle, and is an egotistical cocksucker shithouse squeaky-voiced Manc cunt.

 

It's the worst suggestion I have ever heard. I'd even prefer Lucas.

[jackofdk]

Weird how Jens got all those red boxes with inspired suggestions as this.

[Karl_b]

Fuck that shit.

[Mr.Smoketoomuch]

No.

[suley]

I'd even prefer Lucas.

 

:biggrin::biggrin: repped

[suley]

If Alonso goes, then why not try to sign Beckham from the American League on a one year deal? He´s just a good a passer of the ball as Alonso.

 

But then again he´s played for them and I guess that rules out us making a move for him.

 

No... just no...

[lifetime fan]

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet no.

[philyhamann]

I had a dream last night and Lucas was actually a half decent player.

[Trumo]

No no. If Rafa signs him then drops him from the team, we'll have endless headlines about how Rafa has hurt Beckham's England chances. Beckham is more England-centric than Owen.

[Kennys_spell]

That is a joke - right?

[Ginny]

No chance! I think seeing that cunt in a Liverpool shirt would make me feel more sick than seeing Owen in that Manc shirt!

[andymc]

Jens you are about as insightful as Andy Gray, would be a complete waste of money for a player past it, I would rather go for someone like Pirlo

[RobbieOR]

Anyone who thinks Beckham is still decent needs their heads checked.

[Unrighteous]

It sounds like something Everton would do, and then call it a 'major coup'.

 

Sort of like what they will likely say when next season starts and they've still got that massive aussie shithouse, and the guy with the plastic hair still on the roster.

 

"We managed to keep two top class players this summer which is a major coup for a poor, little club like us... (waffle for five minutes) ... remember we wouldn't have had the finances to turn down Real Madrid this summer like you know who and ifithadntabeenfer (whinge whinge whinge whinge)"

[Guest RafaIsRafa]

Despite the fact he's a dirty, old, past it manc twat who wouldnt be able to keep up with the tempo here he's not even a central midfielder.

 

The only place he's a central mid is in his own head.

[Xherdan]

I had a dream last night and Lucas was actually a half decent player.

 

 

Im not sure if this is entirely appropriate, but I had a dream on Saturday night that I had found Madeleine McCann and it was Lucas who had snatched her. Some fucked up shit right there.

[Red Nick]

Even if we wanted him he would'nt come here, he has morals unlike that Welsh cunt.

 

Aint that the truth just as Torres will never play Real, David Beckham will never play for LFC and I do admire him for that.

 

So in reality its a fucking pointless thread, Ince and Owen cunts, Torres & Beckham class acts

[Red Nick]

Im not sure if this is entirely appropriate, but I had a dream on Saturday night that I had found Madeleine McCann and it was Lucas who had snatched her. Some fucked up shit right there.

 

Makes perfect sense to me as he gets the blame for everything else, was Rafa in on the plot as well?

[Woo]

Anyone who thinks Beckham is still decent needs their heads checked.

 

They don't, as Beckham is still a good player.

 

He lacks the fitness to play in England again though.