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Fucking Sinuses, the sinusy twats


Uncle_Meat
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Anyone had sinusitis? First time I've had it, and fuck me it hurts like a twat. Not just any twat, but a septic one that's been kicked dead hard.

 

Started off as a bad cold, then decided to fuck my shit right up by moving on upwards to my head. End result, it feels like the left-hand side of my head is on fire. Painful cheekbone, ear, nose, jaw and upper teeth. Even my secret Codine stash (120mg) wasn't enough to guarantee a painless kip last night.

 

Bastard twatting skull-snotholes. What the cunting fuck do we need them for anyway if all they do is pour bright greeny-yellowish gunk down your hooter and then ache like a bastard? Twats. I feel some DIY surgery coming on. Where's my Dremel?

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Only had problems twice in my life, so bad i couldn't fly because of the pain, lost my sense of smell and couldn't taste my food. It was so bad I stopped eating and just draink water.

 

The only thing that has ever cured it is steriods from the doctor.

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Had it last year, hurt like fuck, but I bought these menthol crystals from chemist, add to boiling water in bowl, towel over head, worked like magic to ease it - only lasted a few hours though then start again, but way better than any drugs I tried.

 

He means crystal meth.

 

Silly. :whatever:

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Even my secret Codine stash (120mg) wasn't enough to guarantee a painless kip last night.

 

 

Is that 4x30mg or one 120mg tablet?

 

Because I thought I was bad on 30mg, wouldn't like to see what I was like on 4 times that.

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