Funny Pics that aren't worth starting a thread for

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On 30/06/2023 at 09:04, Shitty Arse said:

 

1 from the top and 4 from the bottom please Carol.

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[Anubis]

[Anubis]

[stringvest]

36 minutes ago, Anubis said:

 

they have a hardline policy towards the ginge community, fo' shoal

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[Evelyn Tentions]

[Redder Lurtz]

[RJ Fan club]

1 hour ago, Redder Lurtz said:

Free gravel and control toasters. Obvious innit 

[Curly]

2 hours ago, Redder Lurtz said:

Looking 10 hours younger is defo a trick one - you’d spend your life looking like you’d just woken up or asleep in the day, and fresh as a daisy in your sleep. Unless you worked nights I suppose, but then body clock would kick in. Fucking hell.
 

It’s a real conundrum that one. Free gravel to life is defo the standout as RJ says, but you’d need to get details on it. Is it just continuous gravel being poured into your land, or just you’ve got access to as much as you want for life? 
 

I won’t sleep tonight now

[ZonkoVille77]

2 hours ago, Redder Lurtz said:

 

1 so I can make smalltalk (or oyster sexy talk) at the fishmongers and 5 cos who wouldn't want to control a toaster with the mind? That would be an ace talent to show off at a party.

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[Anubis]

[Aventus]

4 hours ago, Redder Lurtz said:

4. So I can smell Dua Lipa's arse and minge at the same time. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

3. Teleport to the other side of doors could be useful.

 

2. Free gravel I'll bag it and sell it.

[UnwelcomeinPeru]

3. would have been useful in prison.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

5 hours ago, UnwelcomeinPeru said:

3. would have been useful in prison.

Is that why you haven't posted for the last couple of months?

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[Colt Seavers]

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38 minutes ago, Colt Seavers said:

Daniel Lambert (13 March 1770 – 21 June 1809) was an English gaol keeper^{[n 1]} and animal breeder from Leicester, famous for his unusually large size. After serving four years as an apprentice at an engraving and die casting works in Birmingham, he returned to Leicester around 1788 and succeeded his father as keeper of Leicester's gaol. He was a keen sportsman and extremely strong; on one occasion he fought a bear in the streets of Leicester. He was an expert in sporting animals, widely respected for his expertise with dogs, horses and fighting cocks.

At the time of Lambert's return to Leicester, his weight began to increase steadily, even though he was athletically active and, by his own account, abstained from drinking alcohol and did not eat unusual amounts of food. In 1805, Lambert's gaol closed. By this time, he weighed 50 stone (700 lb; 320 kg), and had become the heaviest authenticated person up to that point in recorded history. Unemployable and sensitive about his bulk, Lambert became a recluse.

In 1806, poverty forced Lambert to put himself on exhibition to raise money. In April 1806, he took up residence in London, charging spectators to enter his apartments to meet him. Visitors were impressed by his intelligence and personality, and visiting him became highly fashionable. After some months on public display, Lambert grew tired of exhibiting himself, and in September 1806, he returned, wealthy, to Leicester, where he bred sporting dogs and regularly attended sporting events. Between 1806 and 1809, he made a further series of short fundraising tours.

In June 1809, he died suddenly in Stamford, Lincolnshire. At the time of his death, he weighed 52 stone 11 pounds (739 lb; 335 kg), and his coffin required 112 square feet (10.4 square metres) of wood. Despite the coffin being built with wheels to allow easy transport, and a sloping approach being dug to the grave, it took 20 men almost half an hour to drag his casket into the trench, in a newly opened burial ground to the rear of St Martin's Church. While others have since overtaken Daniel Lambert's record as the heaviest person in history, he remains a popular character in Leicester, and in 2009 was described by the Leicester Mercury as "one of the city's most cherished icons".

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Daniel Lambert (13 March 1770 – 21 June 1809) was an English gaol keeper^{[n 1]} and animal breeder from Leicester, famous for his unusually large size. After serving four years as an apprentice at an engraving and die casting works in Birmingham, he returned to Leicester around 1788 and succeeded his father as keeper of Leicester's gaol. He was a keen sportsman and extremely strong; on one occasion he fought a bear in the streets of Leicester. He was an expert in sporting animals, widely respected for his expertise with dogs, horses and fighting cocks.

At the time of Lambert's return to Leicester, his weight began to increase steadily, even though he was athletically active and, by his own account, abstained from drinking alcohol and did not eat unusual amounts of food. In 1805, Lambert's gaol closed. By this time, he weighed 50 stone (700 lb; 320 kg), and had become the heaviest authenticated person up to that point in recorded history. Unemployable and sensitive about his bulk, Lambert became a recluse.

In 1806, poverty forced Lambert to put himself on exhibition to raise money. In April 1806, he took up residence in London, charging spectators to enter his apartments to meet him. Visitors were impressed by his intelligence and personality, and visiting him became highly fashionable. After some months on public display, Lambert grew tired of exhibiting himself, and in September 1806, he returned, wealthy, to Leicester, where he bred sporting dogs and regularly attended sporting events. Between 1806 and 1809, he made a further series of short fundraising tours.

In June 1809, he died suddenly in Stamford, Lincolnshire. At the time of his death, he weighed 52 stone 11 pounds (739 lb; 335 kg), and his coffin required 112 square feet (10.4 square metres) of wood. Despite the coffin being built with wheels to allow easy transport, and a sloping approach being dug to the grave, it took 20 men almost half an hour to drag his casket into the trench, in a newly opened burial ground to the rear of St Martin's Church. While others have since overtaken Daniel Lambert's record as the heaviest person in history, he remains a popular character in Leicester, and in 2009 was described by the Leicester Mercury as "one of the city's most cherished icons".

I did a double take on the phrase "gaol keeper".  I thought it was Big Nev's long-lost English ancestor.