Evelyn Tentions's Content - The Liverpool Way Jump to content

Evelyn Tentions

Season Ticket Holder
  • Content count

  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Evelyn Tentions

  1. Evelyn Tentions

    The Weakness of The Working Class

    I have a new found respect for chickens
  2. Evelyn Tentions

    The Weakness of The Working Class

    I tried reading it but I kept falling asleep and waking up dressed like a chicken.
  3. Evelyn Tentions


    I think I've accidentally wandered into the "I'm a hysterical fanny thread". We got rid of Mignolet who was fuck up on a stick just before the window closed. We got this guy for free who had the full expectation of getting splinters in his arse from spending the next couple of years sitting on the bench. Tragedy strikes and AB is injured - long term. So he's made some good saves and some bad attempts but who the fuck else could we have got just for back up for one of the worlds best keepers? Or would you have preferred we recalled Karius?
  4. Evelyn Tentions

    VAR shit show 19/20

    "I've seen them given" = they've made that mistake in the past.
  5. Evelyn Tentions

    Napoli (A) Champions League 17/9/19. 20:00

    I have been wanting to see VAR for years but it is being used to reinforce the incorrect decisions it is supposed to correct.
  6. Evelyn Tentions


    Other reviews by the same person: Blackpool - 3 piers. What's that about. 1 is enough for anyone. Caution, the Irish Sea is cold and wet Venice - Full of foreigners and the roads are flooded London by Underground day tour - Really boring scenery, all looks the same. Malaga - Waste of money taking my surfboard, nó waves. On the plus side, lots of fish and chip shops.
  7. Evelyn Tentions

    Rate the last TV Show you watched

    The Americans have no problem with guns and gun violence either on TV or in real life but saying fuck or showing buttocks results in torrents of complaints.
  8. Evelyn Tentions

    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    The knife being necessary to stab yourself in the eye because some cunt ruined it by polluting it with beans.
  9. Evelyn Tentions

    Man City - the new bitters?

    I daresay David Luiz will be available.
  10. Evelyn Tentions

    Napoli (A) Champions League 17/9/19. 20:00

    Solidity. Organisation. Control. Creativity. Energy. Ruthlessness. The campaign for real acronyms strikes
  11. Evelyn Tentions

    VAR shit show 19/20

    Bollocks. The only way the foul on Matip could have been more obvious would have required the use of a chainsaw. Clear and obvious error by Mariner (a fucking joke of a referee) compounded by VAR supporting the referee and not enforcing the rules. Fuck knows what the standard is league 1 and 2 because the ones used in EPL are either biased,stupid or blind - or a combination. The sooner Sian Massey gets a promotion the better
  12. Evelyn Tentions

    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    That looks more like a cup of cocoa than a cup of tea. All that hard work ruined by the addition of orange goat droppings.
  13. Evelyn Tentions

    The Foodie thread

    Sugar does have a tendency to burn when subjected to high temperatures.
  14. Evelyn Tentions

    Tory Country

    No chance of either when there is a Tory running DWP
  15. Evelyn Tentions

    Tory Country

    Lack of experience is much less of a problem than lack of empathy and lack of brains
  16. Evelyn Tentions

    Should Corbyn remain as Labour leader?

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/sep/06/democracy-overboard-rupert-murdochs-long-war-on-australian-politics Written by Kevin Rudd, ex PM of Australia, brought down by this toxic cunt but his points are just applicable to the UK.
  17. Evelyn Tentions

    Men who look like old lesbians

    He should be in a definitely a cunt thread along with Rees-Mogg
  18. Evelyn Tentions

    Bolton Wanderers and the like ....

    My dad wouldn't take me to Anfield when I was very young but took me to Prenton Park on a Friday night because of the ex Liverpool (and Everton) players they fielded back then. This was back in the fifties when wages were capped at £20 a week and many footballers also had a day job.
  19. Evelyn Tentions

    The Railways

    I would have thought that was what a plan was for. Obviously done on a serviette by one of the (party donor) mates for a mere few million over an expenses paid lunch at the Fat Duck.
  20. Evelyn Tentions

    Should the UK remain a member of the EU

    He's not in power. He is in Opposition. You have to form a government to achieve your goals.
  21. Evelyn Tentions

    The shitness of modern football

    The line ups in the Grauniad shit me. They show which substitutes came on and what time but don't give any indication of who came off. 14 a side matches?
  22. Evelyn Tentions

    Should the UK remain a member of the EU

    The AUD is not a smart move. Better than sterling but it has been on the slide for years as part of Government (sarcastic laugh) policy. Its gone from parity with the US to less than 80c in about 6 years. The current PM is a happy clappy failed ad man who thinks Private Bonespurs and Boorish are great leaders
  23. Evelyn Tentions

    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    That's Mooks mouses job
  24. Evelyn Tentions


    If all else fails - ad seen on Lazarda
  25. Evelyn Tentions

    Man City - the new bitters?

    How in fuck do they think there is a bias against them when their goalkeeper can run to the by-line, lay the boot into a players midriff with the ball a yard away and not get a straight red? And not a word said about it by the "pundits" (I use the term loosely)