Evelyn Tentions

If they play like they did in the last four games, the club should reimburse the travelling fans.

No musical talent required.

What a bastard. It looks like I'll have support Chelsea in their next 2 games.

Yorkshire terriers are vicious little buggers. It'll be labradors, rolling over to get their bellies rubbed.

By anyone's fucking standards.

https://v1.1stream.me/match/soccer/atalanta-vs-liverpool/12173466

Regardless of its effect on us, it's always nice to see the Clampetts getting beaten. Once again Haaland has shown himself to be a big game bottler. An all English semi final would have been nice, 2 games of tactical fouls and tactical falling over but the downside would have been it meant one of the cunts getting to the final Chelsea should be bouyant after putting 6 past the bitters and, hopefully Shitty somewhat weary and deflated after last night. Extra time and pelanties please.

How did Klopps playing style fuck Robbos collar bone, amongst others?

After some major VAR controvosies in Turkey, they've binned their VAR officials and hired officials from all over Europe. Tellingly they didn't hire any of PGMOLs turkeys

Endless fucking internationals mean a lot of our players have played about 10 extra games this season and caused a lot of injury absences.

He only got off because the cops were caught trying to frame a guilty man.

I can't remember which one it was, but one of the city players was complaining about Arsenals 'tactical fouls' breaking up their attacks. A bit fucking rich since that's been the bald frauds favoured defensive tactics for years.

You wouldn't want her. She's dyslexic. She came to Vietnam recently but the silly cow went to Hanoi instead of Hoian.

Another oldie Wardour St and Marlborough St

Holywood Boulevard

An Australian one from 30+ years ago "Accidently Kelly Street" by Frente! (the exclamation mark is theirs not mine)

I know of one worse. The unmentionable.

Bollocks. Strange ladies you've been tasting - unless you've overdone the amount of anchovies. From Wikipedia Because puttana means roughly 'whore' or 'prostitute' and puttanesca is an adjective derived from that word, the dish may have been invented in one of many bordellos in the Naples working-class neighbourhood of Quartieri Spagnoli as a quick meal taken between servicing clients.

Tentions I refuse to utter the sociopathic cunts name.

There's a few more Dylan ones. Positively 4th St Highway 51

Lou Reed - Dirty Boulevard

Where do the children play?

I'll have to be honest, after his performance for the first 83 minutes, my heart sank when Mac space Allister handed Mo the ball for the penalty.

Australia's former PM who was heavily into cosplay publicity stunts had a go at welding

At least 3 times that I recall, Maquire wrapped his arms around our player and hauled them off their feet, at least twice directly in front of the lino. No action taken. Whoever it was that hit Taylor with the ball, should have hit it harder and taken his fucking head off. It's down to us we didn't win but that Manc cunt didn't make it any easier.