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Evelyn Tentions

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    Beans on a fry up

    He probably lives on an all bean diet. It would explain a lot
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    Who is your Florida Man

    Close the thread. 29th june Florida man sits on gun, shoots self in penis, police say
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    Whistleblower exposes MMR Autism link

    Fuck him. Nettles first.
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    Faith and Religion

    We demand the right for our children to be as bigoted and ignorant as we are. Twats.
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    Pinching it off Jamie Oliver? That recipe was probably originally written by Seutonius (without the pressure cooker obviously). It's the classic recipe
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    Another one the Muricans can't get right. Their cider is apple juice. Alcoholic cider is hard cider.
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    OK. I see the keys. Where's the breakfast?
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    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    Sailing dangerously close to neg territory there on the GF
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    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    Sailing dangerously close to neg territory there on the GF
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    I worked in a laboratory in Stanlow once that had a mini furnace at 1100 deg C. We used to buy cheese and onion butties from the canteen and slide them in the furnace for a couple of seconds. Toasted to perfection, food of the gods. Now I would like to do the same, experimenting with different types of onions and varieties of cheese.
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    The Foodie thread

    Lived on lamb shanks and boiling chickens when I was at uni. These days, courtesy of celebrity chefs and the cunts on Masterchef they are more expensive than fucking leg of lamb.
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    Its a common hypnotists trick to get someone to eat a raw onion as if it was an apple. One of the sceptics debunking stage hypnotism (psychology prof) asked his students to pretend they were hypnotised and they had no problems doing all the "hypnotised" things, including eating onions. One of Australias ex PMs (admittedly a total idiot) was filmed eating one for some obscure reason. They're probably both on YouTube but I can't be arsed looking.
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    Fulham (A) 17/3/19

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    No. Those are individual dishes, not cuisines. Toffee apples don't have onions either but they are not a cuisine.
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    Sorry Arthur but you're in club of one there. Onions are vital to every cuisine on the planet except yours.
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    The Foodie thread

    Lots of stuff to take away the taste of the cauliflower in other words. Just using it for crunchiness.
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    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    That's like when they half fill a tumbler out of a bottle and the level on the bottle goes down half an inch. I put a splash in a thimble and the fucking bottle is half empty
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    The world of a woman.

    We'll all miss her Well, except you obviously.
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    Giving up Smoking

    When you had a couple of clear days, go and stand near a group of smokers. The stench will harden your resolve.
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    Fries vs Chips

    If its a Dessert Island shouldn't they be chocolate chips.
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    The thread for when you can't find the right thread

    Fucking email does me but different people have different preferences I have to work around, I don't get the choice.
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    Modern day phrases and general shit you hate

    Just sayin' Just sayin' I'm a 12 year old trainee fuckwit.
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    The thread for when you can't find the right thread

    Fucking social media apps. Why can't people just use 1 fucking platform. I'm travelling at the moment and between new contacts and friends and family back home, I've now got 10 of the fuckers to deal with, some of them that only 1 person uses.