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    The New Cricket Thread

    Root is a waste of a shirt in this team, it has actually helped England him getting out for a GD. Pitch looks nice and bouncy, hopefully a 330+ score and a decent chase to finish the series. Hazlewood does not look as threatening in this match, he's conceded as many from 4 as he did in 10 in his last game.
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    Go fuck yourselves FSG

    Sounds flakey.
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    Worst Song of All Time

    I was alone thinking I was just fine I wasn't looking for anyone to be mine I thought bum was just a fabrication A train that wouldn't stop at my station Home, alone, that was my consignment Solitary confinement So when we met I was skirting around you I didn't know I was looking for bum Until I found you
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    Worst Song of All Time

    If you dislike a song I find you can sweeten the pill by replacing the word 'love' with 'bum'. Such as - 'I would do anything for bum, but I won't do that'. Or 'I want you, I need you, but there ain't no way I'm ever going to bum you'.
  5. Plus no Europe that year, and (from memory) early exits in the Cups (one courtesy of Howard Webb?). I think we played something crazy like 43 games all season.
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    Would You Want Retrospective Titles?

    In some cases they had to drag the 6th or 7th place person out of retirement because the 2nd, 3rd, 4th etc rider had also been banned. The rules for doping are different though, a doping violation in an individual event or comp = DQ. A DQ is effectively the same as never having competed, so it has to go down the results chain.
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    Football opinion amnesty thread

    I really like Juan Mata. A grown up in the Xabi Alonso mould, just a really decent guy who's good at footy.
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    Liverpool 4 Southampton 0 (Feb 1 2020)

    The disallowed goal was one of the most scintillating pieces of play I have seen in ages; proper out of your seat open-mouthed stuff. I'm not sure the footage is available anywhere online to watch again?
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    Shewsbury Town 2 Liverpool 2 (Jan 26 2020)

    Agreed. If Shrewsbury are bringing (say) 5,000 and they would have paid £50 a ticket, that's £250,000 for the club. If they get charged £10 a ticket the £200,000 difference is not going to hurt LFC's bottom line. But there will doubtless be some FA Rule that forbids a club subsiding another blah blah blah.
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    Wolves 1 Liverpool 2 (Jan 23 2020)

    Small of me, but I liked the fact that Coady watched the winning goal sail in while he was sat on his backside.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    I am put in mind of Jesus in South Park. Yay - hear me my children: 18 - Forget the former things; do not dwell on the past. 19 - See, I am doing a new thing! Now it springs up, do you not perceive it? Isaiah 43.
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    Liverpool 2 Monterrey 1 (Dec 18 2019)

    Monterrey's badge looks like a pair of underpants.
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    Featured: That was the week that was (Nov 30 - Dec 6 2019)

    Worth noting that Everton also have a Sun ban, and will not be changing it.
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    General Election 2019

    It feels like him saying 'The Party is not a racist party and I refute any suggestion that anti-semitism is somehow endorsed by the leadership of the Party - but I am very concerned that the Chief Rabbi has felt it necessary to make these remarks and will be seeking a meeting with him as soon as we are elected' would have been pretty low risk/high reward...
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    Instant cunt identifiers

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    Leicester (H) 5/10/19 - Premier League

    The Charlatans. A Northern band. But the only one that people know Is the only one I know Not me Them
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    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    I should be over it by now, but the demise of Dolcis and Ravel still rankles.
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    January 2020 Transfer Thread

    I understand though that they then took away the music, which was the only thing he had, so he is no longer interested.
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    The New Cricket Thread

    There seems to have been some reference to the fact that Woakes is uncomfortable against the short ball. This seems rather specious.
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    Boris Johnson

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    Man City - the new bitters?

    It fills a void. City cannot celebrate what they have because what they have is built on an empty foundation of money and false accounting. What we have they will never have. So they celebrate what they see that do not have. It's beneath embarrassing.
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    Newcastle 2 Liverpool 3 (May 4 2019)

    Newcastle's shithouse fans, sheesh. Championship club with small-time gobshite supporters. I thought Chelsea was as bad as it can get but somehow these knobheads were worse. A black and white Everton. It's been a long while since I was at a game that I enjoyed less, or more.
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    Man City - the new bitters?

    Isn't that because nobody really gives a toss about John Terry or Chelsea? Envy is the root of all the antipathy.
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    Liverpool 2 FC Porto 0 (April 9 2019)

    I quite enjoyed George's melodramatic (if erratic) VAR announcements. 'VAR Check - Penalty. VAR Check - Penalty.' (Men stare helplessly at the pitch. Confused children look up to anxious parents. Nervous pets whine and pace.) 'CHECK OVER. CHECK OVER.'