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    Favourite Football Commentator?

    Yes and I have it at the back of my mind that he once did an entertaining piece to camera involving an empty cabinet and a clock. Am I mistaken?
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    But when you have had enough, you can find a cool empty silence
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    Modern day phrases and general shit you hate

    Minus 273 Kelvin is absolutely freezing.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    I don't think there is any doubt that they play host to the green-eyed monster.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    In Horrible Histories occasionally a strapline appears that says 'people really believed this' when it came to flat earth, worms curing blindness, etc.
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    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    It is. I don't know if there is a 'life's small pleasures' thread but listening to PopMaster when some tool gets 3 points (and that's only because Bruce rolls it across the six yard line at the end for a tap in) is one of them.
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    "Super League" Clubs Fined

    It looks like the Spanish clubs made a complaint under Spanish competition law against UEFA, possibly for abuse of a dominant position.
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    Untrue trivia

    For a horrible moment I thought that sentence was going to end with 'take it up the shitter there'.
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    Untrue trivia

    The back-perm mullet popularised by personalities such as Chris Waddle and Bob Carolgees was outlawed by UN Convention in 1991, shortly after the fall of Communism. Australia and New Zealand negotiated a twenty year block exemption, which makes this year interesting.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Shouldn't that be in the Untrue Trivia thread?
  11. Are you suggesting that Salah should be allowed to compete in the Winter Olympics?
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    Untrue trivia

    There is no difference between a crocodile and an alligator, save that the former tends to be seen in a while, and the latter usually seen later.
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    Untrue trivia

    Tedious panel show ever present Tom Allen lives in a trailer with his wife, girlfriend and their nine kids.
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    Untrue trivia

    George Bush (Senior) invented the beaded seat cover after experiencing back pain while serving as a pilot in WW2.
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    Featured: That was the week that was (Jun 6-11 2021)

    Based on my rough knowledge of French tax rates Liverpool would have needed to have paid GW around £210 a week to match what he will net from PSG (assuming DU's 250K is in ££s).
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    Products named without it's name in the product

    Jacket potatoes seem to have nothing to do with Kenny Jacket. And I am starting to wonder if Warren Buffet really did invent a convenient way of obtaining finger food.
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    Worst "top" player ever?

    I think it was at the Kop End, it was either 2-2, or maybe we were losing 1-2, but he was through, on the volley, did a complete air shot. It was disappointing.
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    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    The needless dropping of personal pronouns. Why? What does it save? When I tweet about this later I will be saying 'I just made an inconsequential and tedious post on TLW' NOT 'Just made an...etc.'
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    Chelsea v Leicester

    Although Liverpool have scored more goals...
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    Booze Free Booze 0%

    Erdinger Alcohol Free is actually pretty nice.
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    FA Cup draw

    It is I believe to help with planning given that the fixtures are going to be so close together. The 5th round games will all be midweek...
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    Georginio Wijnaldum

    If I was in GW’s position, I might be looking at next season and seeing the midfield first choice being Thiago, Fabinho and Henderson. GW will be 31 next season – as will Henderson. If a successor to Henderson is looked for that player will be ahead of GW. So, the risk is that for the last 3-4 years of his career (assuming he will be finishing at 34/35) he is at a big club, with a good contract, but a squad player. He is too good a player to be squad at Liverpool but the longer he is the less likely he is to get a move to a good club. Moving this season on a free makes a lot of career sense. I wish that this was not the case.
  23. This may be addressed elsewhere but using the word 'insane' to refer to anything even slightly noteworthy.
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    Actors that put you off watching a film

    George Clooney. Sanctimonious creep.
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    Good Music Documentaries

    I watched the Ronnie Scott's program, I am old enough to have been there a few times when he was still with us, although I never saw him play. The program is excellent, perhaps a bit longer than it needed to be, a bit like jazz itself for me.