Summer 2023 Transfer Thread

[Street Preacher]

6 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

Still haven't got shut of Nat Phillips. He'll probably go on another pointless loan to a Championship team and come back, have next summer fucking about then end up at Hull. 

 

Matip or/and Gomez will get injured and he'll have to stay as cover again. He'll end his career with about 80 appearances. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Chelsea have bid for Lavia. Their bid is reportedly short of Southampton’s asking price but in excess of our latest bid. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

 

[an tha]

2 minutes ago, Nelly-Matip said:

Chelsea have bid for Lavia. Their bid is reportedly short of Southampton’s asking price but in excess of our latest bid. 

Welcome to Liverpool, Mosies Caicedo.....

[Creator Supreme]

Chelsea will sign Caicedo and Lavia!

[Rushies tash]

"Oh well, we were outbid, and then we ran out of time..."

[Anubis]

7 minutes ago, an tha said:

Welcome to Liverpool, Mosies Caicedo.....

They’re still in for Caicedo so perhaps this is a tactic to see if Brighton blink. 

[CapeRed]

 Bid was on Wednesday, we are fuckin embarrassing.

[JohnnyH]

Feels very similar to the Man City “bid” for Rice.  This is to push along the Caicedo deal. 

[BeefStroganoff]

What a bunch of fucking clowns we have running this club.

[Leyton388]

Hahaha fucking hell this summer was about as predictable as the previous FSG con jobs.

 

 

[Moo]

A nice bidding was should now ensue, just what our cheap owners love.

[Strontium]

Yes quite

 

[TheDrowningMan]

1 minute ago, Leyton388 said:

Hahaha fucking hell this summer was about as predictable as the previous FSG con jobs.

 

 

And yet still you’ll have a load of clowns telling us how astute they are and how we cannot possibly hope to spend as much as “state run” clubs, as though we don’t have a net spend substantially lower than the likes of Tottenham Hotspur, Aston Villa and Bournemouth.  

[bizzle10]

29 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Chelsea will sign Caicedo and Lavia!

I think they will too FSG can fuck right off 

[El Rojo]

25 minutes ago, JohnnyH said:

I'm told this is similar to the Man City “bid” for Rice.  Sources tell me this is to push along the Caicedo deal. 

 

I want to believe this one, so I've added some ITK gloss to your post. 

[Creator Supreme]

I genuinely think we'll walk away from Lavia now, and that will be that for our big summer rebuild!

 

Piss ups and breweries spring to mind!

[BeefStroganoff]

I’ll give it two bad results before the crowd turns.

[Planet Origi]

Cunts.

[Code]

I'm not concerned about Lavia, I don't think he's good enough.

 

Show me one guy who wanted him before we got linked with him.

 

I'm not really keen on Caceido either, overrated, had a close look in our last game against Brighton. He was average at best. 

[BeefStroganoff]

Just now, Code said:

I'm not concerned about Lavia, I don't think he's good enough.

 

Show me one guy who wanted him before we got linked with him.

 

I'm not really keen on Caceido either, overrated, had a close look in our last game against Brighton. He was average at best. 

Well that’s ok then. Don’t bother signing anyone Jurgen, Code said.

[Moo]

1 minute ago, Code said:

I'm not concerned about Lavia, I don't think he's good enough.

 

Show me one guy who wanted him before we got linked with him.

 

I'm not really keen on Caceido either, overrated, had a close look in our last game against Brighton. He was average at best. 

 

Klopp, presumably.

[Brownie]

1 minute ago, Code said:

I'm not concerned about Lavia, I don't think he's good enough.

 

Show me one guy who wanted him before we got linked with him.

 

I'm not really keen on Caceido either, overrated, had a close look in our last game against Brighton. He was average at best. 

Who do you want as the 6 then?

[George Costanza]

1 minute ago, Code said:

I'm not concerned about Lavia, I don't think he's good enough.

 

Show me one guy who wanted him before we got linked with him.

 

I'm not really keen on Caceido either, overrated, had a close look in our last game against Brighton. He was average at best. 

 

who would you sign Code because as it stands the team is way short of the requirement needed to make any challenge next season.  A new DM & CB should be an absolute must.

[Jairzinho]

7 minutes ago, Brownie said:

Who do you want as the 6 then?

 

Xabi Alonso.