How Do You Like Your Toast Sliced?

[Jairzinho]

Dot Cotton has bourbons on her fry.

[Tony Moanero]

Just now, Jairzinho said:

Dot Cotton has bourbons on her fry.

Negged for sullying the good name of Dot Cotton - one of the greatest TV characters of all time.

[Anubis]

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

Soldiers rep.

What about chucky eggs?

[easytoslip]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

Haha, I can do without either as I'm grateful for what I'm about to receive though I had hash Browns in a Tesco in Litherland  few months ago and they were gross. 

Never had Sausage Chips and Beans then? As a kid I used to crumble an Oxo in the beans to enhance them, still do sometimes, plus I was disappointed that I couldn't find Toast Toppers anymore, I thought they might be lurking somewhere on Asda, when I enquired about them to some girl she looked bemused. 

[Bjornebye]

32 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

Haha, I can do without either as I'm grateful for what I'm about to receive though I had hash Browns in a Tesco in Litherland  few months ago and they were gross. 

Never had Sausage Chips and Beans then? As a kid I used to crumble an Oxo in the beans to enhance them, still do sometimes, plus I was disappointed that I couldn't find Toast Toppers anymore, I thought they might be lurking somewhere on Asda, when I enquired about them to some girl she looked bemused. 

Ive seen some freaky shit in my time but you are on another level. 

[easytoslip]

17 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Ive seen some freaky shit in my time but you are on another level. 

Fuck all wrong with Toast Toppers, shit on toast I agree, but good. 

[JohnnyH]

I take them out of the toaster, butter them, fold them over, and then stick them in my mouth like some sort of Irish jabba the hut.

[easytoslip]

23 minutes ago, JohnnyH said:

I take them out of the toaster, butter them, fold them over, and then stick them in my mouth like some sort of Irish jabba the hut.

Sound. 

[Remmie]

4 hours ago, easytoslip said:

You can't make a sarnie off your breakfast plate with a triangular bit of toast so pointless, just for ready made sarnies, so best just stick it on the plate and put whatever on it and use a knife and fork. 

I mix my beans up with the hash Browns. 

Marone, why don't you just ladle cat effluence on top for good measure

[easytoslip]

3 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Marone, why don't you just ladle cat effluence on top for good measure

Fuck that, cats? the foul things. No idea what Marone means, Boney? 

[Remmie]

17 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

Fuck that, cats? the foul things. No idea what Marone means, Boney? 

Have you not seen Sopranos?

[easytoslip]

2 hours ago, Remmie said:

Have you not seen Sopranos?

 Not really, one where he was at a seance  and called them all fuckin' queers, funny. 

Always on to late when bevvied, much like The Wire, can't be doing with Box sets, so missed out but will get there some time. 

[Redder Lurtz]

22 hours ago, Remmie said:

Marmalade is ok but I'm a marmite/cheese/peanut butter type of guy normally

You need this in your life. Amazing. 

 

 

[Karl_b]

Are we talking a straight up non-nonsense loaf here (ie Warburton's Toastie) or some sort of wanky bread (ie artisan rye/sourdough)?

 

Bread of all varieties is welcome chez _b. The former cut in to half (either way, not that arsed) and lathered with salty butter. The latter, just sliced and left whole, with whatever condiment is appropriate, butter, peanut butter (with or without jam), cheese, whatever.

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, Redder Lurtz said:

You need this in your life. Amazing. 

 

 

I'm a bit of a revolutionary maverick here but have been mixing my own peanut butter and marmite before this came out. For a second I thought it was smooth for the bedwetting amongst us, but yeah I will be all over that

[sir roger]

8 hours ago, easytoslip said:

Haha, I can do without either as I'm grateful for what I'm about to receive though I had hash Browns in a Tesco in Litherland  few months ago and they were gross. 

Never had Sausage Chips and Beans then? As a kid I used to crumble an Oxo in the beans to enhance them, still do sometimes, plus I was disappointed that I couldn't find Toast Toppers anymore, I thought they might be lurking somewhere on Asda, when I enquired about them to some girl she looked bemused. 

Toast toppers are still around in the likes of Tesco, but they only seem to have the cheese and ham ones . From memory there used to be Pizza, Liver & bacon, and mushroom ones

[Remmie]

Brioche seems like a completely underwhelming rubbish form of bread\toast but I reckon I just haven't tasted good quality stuff. Where can I buy a decent brioche?

[sir roger]

10 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Brioche seems like a completely underwhelming rubbish form of bread\toast but I reckon I just haven't tasted good quality stuff. Where can I buy a decent brioche?

Not sure why brioche seems to have become the 'go to' option in restaurants for burgers. Why the hello would I want a burger served on a cake.

[Bjornebye]

I like the brioche burger buns from aldi. 

[Remmie]

18 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Not sure why brioche seems to have become the 'go to' option in restaurants for burgers. Why the hello would I want a burger served on a cake.

Agreed, I want a bit of substance there not some flimsy tasteless cakey yellow twat

[Bjornebye]

Get the seeded ones then you hipster meff 

[easytoslip]

1 hour ago, sir roger said:

Toast toppers are still around in the likes of Tesco, but they only seem to have the cheese and ham ones . From memory there used to be Pizza, Liver & bacon, and mushroom ones

Chicken and mushroom, my sister in law works there and has got me some supplies the last few weeks so it'll be on the list. 

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, sir roger said:

Not sure why brioche seems to have become the 'go to' option in restaurants for burgers. Why the hello would I want a burger served on a cake.

Not sure about burgers on brioche, but I went to an outdoor event last year and they had a bbq stall selling pulled pork and short ribs and the like. They were serving the meat on brioche buns and it was fucking lovely.

[General Dryness]

11 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I never used to like hash browns until my missus told me to heavily salt them. Now they're fucking great as long as they're a little bit crispy too.

Don't start me Bobby.

 

Don't. Fucking. Start. Me.