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How Do You Like Your Toast Sliced?


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How Do You Like Your Toast Sliced?   

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  1. 1. How Do You Like Your Toast Sliced?

    • Triangles
    • Rectangles
    • I Dont Slice It, I Eat It Whole Like A Fucking Pig


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2 minutes ago, Remmie said:

I don't slice my toast, I can hold the whole thing, mad as a bag of spanners me, fuck the matrix etc

I imagine you to eat your toast while AC Slatering Rem. 

 

 

Only downside is you probably put marmalade on it you fucking nursery dweller. 

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2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I imagine you to eat your toast while AC Slatering Rem. 

 

 

Only downside is you probably put marmalade on it you fucking nursery dweller. 

Marmalade is ok but I'm a marmite/cheese/peanut butter type of guy normally

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14 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Toast on it's own = don't cut, or rectangular if I'm dipping it into my brew. 

 

Cheese/Beans/Spaghetti on toast or a toast based sandwich = rectangular. 

 

And I'll occasionally cut toast on it's own diagonally. If I'm feeling a bit fancy. 

I slice my toast (rectangles) because my mouth doesn’t resemble that of a fucking hippopotamus. I don’t eat beans on toast, but if I did I’d eat it with a knife and fork. Eating beans on toast with your hands is for scruffs. 

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1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

I slice my toast (rectangles) because my mouth doesn’t resemble that of a fucking hippopotamus. I don’t eat beans on toast, but if I did, I’d eat it with a knife and fork.

I eat beans on toast with a knife and fork too. But you cut your toast in half first. And then cut the halves. I bet you eat custard creams with a knife and fork too. 

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