Have we got a Sterling song?

[JustTosh]

Raheem, Raheem, Raheem, Rahhhheeeeeem

 

To the tune of Jolene. The rest will write itself. Something about please don't leave and defenders dreaming about him in their sleep or some shit. 

....Please don't shag me mother, just because you can.

[deiseach]

Raheem, Raheem, Raheem, Rahhhheeeeeem

We're begging of you please sign the contract

[magicrat]

Money Money Money ,Abba

 

Insert Raheem here and there and there you go

[Redder Lurtz]

Sign yer fucking contract

Sign yer fucking contract

La laaa la la

La laaa la la

 

Etc.

[Bjornebye]

Fuck Sterlings song.

 

That Pascoe one is a dream....

[Russ Atmosphere]

Boy, you're gonna carrry that weight,

carrry that weight a long time...

[Section_31]

Raheeem Sterling, Sterling

You're doing a Sterling job

Tell your agent to shut his gob

And take the 100 grand Sterling

[Faustus]

Sterling, Sterling, rah-rah-rah!

[Bjornebye]

What would you think if we ran out of tunes
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song
And I'll try not to sing out of key
Oh I get by with a little help from Raheem
Mm I get high with a little help from Raheem
Mm going to try with a little help from Raheem

[Russ Atmosphere]

Have we got a Sterling song?

No-oh, no-oh.

[bouncebrigade]

Money Can't Buy Me Love.

[jboy14]

When he goes running down the Anfield road EI EI AY
He's the greatest little winger that we've ever been sold EI EI AY
600 grand oh what a fee
when he's skipping around Vincent Kompany
Raheem Sterling, number 31
If you don't be quick he's away and gone.

To the tune of Galway Girl

[Dr Nowt]

It's not time to make a change,
Just relax, take it easy.
You're still young, that's your fault,
There's so much you have to know.
Find a girl, settle down,
If you want she can adopt them.
Look at me, I am old, but I'm happy.

[Bjornebye]

Down at the bottom of the garden,
Among the birds and the bees,
A little lot of little people,
They call Philippe and Raheem
 

[Paulie Dangerously]

I'll post it on here for the millionth time until it catches on

 

I thought goals were only true in fairy tales,

Meant for other clubs but not for me,

Then I saw his pace, now I'm a Raheemer!

Not a trace, of doubt in my mind,

I'm in love, ohhhhhhhh

I'm a Raheemer, scoring a screamer when he flies

[jboy14]

I'll post it on here for the millionth time until it catches on I thought goals were only true in fairy tales,Meant for other clubs but not for me,Then I saw his pace, now I'm a Raheemer!Not a trace, of doubt in my mind,I'm in love, ohhhhhhhh I'm a Raheemer, scoring a screamer when he flies

This

[WhiskeyJar]

He runs past players just for fun,

He plays only for the Kop,

Raheem Sterling can you hear us,

Go on son and score against that lot.

[Mojo]

Young Raheem is the scorer

Young Raheem is the scorer
This man score with just about anyone
But the kid is not his son

 

 

[Pureblood]

Awoooooooooo

Sterling of the slipstream

[JohnnyH]

"Sign your contract, sign your contract, then sack your agent he's a twat"

 

To the tune of something or other.

[xerxes]

They're here

They're there

They're every fucking where

They're Raheems' kids

They're Raheems' kids!

[Section_31]

Benny benny Benny Benny

Benny Benny Benny!

Take them to the dentist benny

Benny Benny Benny!

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

He don't need sex education,

He don't need no condoms on.

Hey, Raheem, breedin' kids a load.

All in all, it's just another cock in the hole.

[Lee909]

Great work that last one

[sh#t waffle]

Could you be the most beautiful Sterling the world?