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  1. This rubbish manager is small, and this rubbish manager is far away...
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    Wolves (A) Premier League 20/1/2020 - 20:00

    Agreed. At his best, Gomez is the one that could come as close as anyone to 'replacing' Virgil if he ever got injured. In spite of them both having played well alongside Virgil, a partnership of Matip and Lovren would still give me the absolute fear. But Gomez alongside either Matip or Lovren would be ok — a drop in quality of course, as van Dijk is genuinely the best centre back I have ever seen — but ok nonetheless.
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    Wolves (A) Premier League 20/1/2020 - 20:00

    The place is absolutely Gomez's to lose now. I think there's little doubt that Klopp has always seen Gomez as Virgil's long-term partner; had he not got the injury against Burnley I'm not sure Matip would have got a look in. I'd be astonished if Klopp chose to break up a defence that has kept 7 clean sheets in a row for one of the toughest games we have left this season...
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    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    Looks very decent, though beef sausages completely suck.
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    The Snooker

    Yeah, the venue was good. I used to live 5 minutes' walk from Ally Pally and for some reason never went until this year.
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    The Snooker

    Yeah, I'd agree with that — in just about every single match (bar the final) the person I wanted to win got knocked out.
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    The Snooker

    I went to the John Higgins v Barry Hawkins match and the standard was absolutely fucking woeful.
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    Jurgen Norbert Klopp

    Bit arrogant mate, what exactly did you do?
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    Alisson Becker

    That's one of the greatest knee slides ever. I often think that the only reason I didn't become a world famous professional footballer is because I know I couldn't do a decent knee slide. Similarly I have not taken my coaching badges because I can't whistle loud enough.
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    Jurgen Norbert Klopp

    Yeah, winning it by 20 points would be such a let down; not sure how I'd cope.
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    At last we can cancel Henderson's contract and move on with our lives.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Full of twats it may be, but he had some team at Chelsea didn't he...
  13. When we signed him and Alisson, I told all who would listen that Keita was the one I had no doubts about and would prove to be one of the best players in the league. I was wrong, I hate them both and would happily cancel their contracts immediately.
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    Rick and Morty...

    The fascist shrimp had me in hysterics.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Yes, but that was all part of the FA's long term plan; keep Everton in the same division thus guaranteeing us an extra six points per season. They're devious fuckers, they really are.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    She was on a wind up I think (including the conveniently placed Tesco bag).
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    The Snooker

    Ronnie v Robertson going to a deciding frame
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    City (H) Premier League - 10/11/19 - 16:30

    Incredible. I'm going to wear them to work, and I'm not even a goalkeeper. And I work from home. On a (semi) serious note, the Venn diagram of people that would buy those but also whinge incessantly about snowflakes 'virtue signalling' would basically just be a circle.
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    City (H) Premier League - 10/11/19 - 16:30

    On the contrary, I hope we win courtesy of the worst decision of all time in the last minute, just to see Pep cry.
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    Man City - the new bitters?

    It definitely happened. Pep's son is also the Rangers fan that went up to Brendan in Glasgow and told him what a breath of fresh air he'd been for the city.
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    Genk (H) Champions League 5/11 - 20:00

    Mo will score on Sunday, as will Sadio. Problem sorted.
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    Sharks (and all things oceany)

    I spent a year in Sydney about 15 years ago. I had a mate there, who one day turned up to the pub completely black and blue down his side. He told us that he had fallen off a rock while stoned; the rock was covered in barnacles and had basically gashed him. One of his house mates had said it looked like a shark bite, so when he next spoke to his mum, he thought it would be funny to tell her that he had been attacked by a shark, but that she shouldn't worry as he had got away. He thought no more of it until a week later when his local newspaper in the UK called, wanting to hear about this shark attack (his frantic mum had been going round telling everyone about it). He was stoned when they called so he thought 'fuck it', and carried on the story. Again, he thought that would be the end of it, and proudly showed off the front page of the local paper with him on it. Another week passed, and he received another phonecall from the UK - from the Daily Mirror. He again weighed up his options (he was, as usual, stoned) and again thought 'fuck it', and ended up on the front page of a national newspaper, effectively for having slipped off a rock while wasted. We still call him shark boy to this day.