Have a rant thread

[Harry Squatter]

Latest offering from some lad I know, he's 32 but posted a picture of his street being flooded "fancy cumin 4 a walk? Me nthr, gunna need a rubber dingy at this rte!".

 

Another fella, 42 about the standard of programmes on Saturday night "no wunder ppl go da pub 2 get blitzed, there's fook all on telly 2nite, gonna av sum scram an go a kip insted"

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Derps

[TheBitch]

 

Never ever done that. Nor have I used the term darling or love either when talking to a woman. I hate it.

 

Angel?

 

Bitches love being called angel.

[Champ]

Angel?

 

Bitches love being called angel.

You sure about that?

[TheBitch]

You sure about that?

 

Sarcasm, dearest.

[Champ]

Sarcasm, dearest.

 

I'm giving you a bad look..its a good job you cant see it...you'd be shaking in your shoes (in my dreams)

[lifetime fan]

Angel?

 

Bitches love being called angel.

 

 

Treacle and Princess are proper knicker droppers.

[s(k)aturation]

Treacle and Princess are proper knicker droppers.

 

"Are you awake?" was an oft used one in Australia back in the good old days.

[Champ]

Treacle and Princess are proper knicker droppers.

 

The only person I ever heard say this was Pete Beale on Eastenders. No thanks. And princess????

[Fowlers God]

Latest offering from some lad I know, he's 32 but posted a picture of his street being flooded "fancy cumin 4 a walk? Me nthr, gunna need a rubber dingy at this rte!".

 

Another fella, 42 about the standard of programmes on Saturday night "no wunder ppl go da pub 2 get blitzed, there's fook all on telly 2nite, gonna av sum scram an go a kip insted"

 

All your mates?

[RedKnight]

I can tolerate the term love if i've been dating them for a while, darling is a full on no though. They just sound really patronising as though someone is speaking to a child or pet.

 

Can't do it in any way, shape or form.

[lifetime fan]

The only person I ever heard say this was Pete Beale on Eastenders. No thanks. And princess????

 

 

Frank Butcher called Pat treacle all the time.

 

Princess is better for the daft young 'uns.

[Champ]

Frank Butcher called Pat treacle all the time.

 

Princess is better for the daft young 'uns.

Oh, C, I dont need that awful image of Frank Butcher wearing just that ridiculous bow tie and a silly grin as he turns up on Pat's doorstep

[melons]

Can't do it in any way, shape or form.

 

Have some rep for maintaining standards, and because for some reason the idea of you talking nicely to a woman took me straight back to an amusing conversation you had with two very drunk irish women.

 

 

 

Treacle and Princess are proper knicker droppers.

 

Cocker - i shit you not some bloke from St Helens called me that a few weeks ago, if looks could kill he'd have been dead ten times over.

[dave u]

I can tolerate the term love if i've been dating them for a while, darling is a full on no though. They just sound really patronising as though someone is speaking to a child or pet.

 

My dad calls women 'luv' all the time, no-one would be offended by it as it's just a generation thing I reckon. I'd never do it, it'd feel too weird as it's just not something I've ever done. John G does it all the time but again, it seems natural and I don't reckon it would offence to anyone.

 

My dad also calls fellas 'chief', which is a bit more risky depending on where you are and who you say it to. The worst example of this would be when we were in Orlando and got lost. We ended up right off the beaten track in some dodgy looking neighbourhood.

 

My arl fella stops outside some shops and decides to go in and ask for directions. There's this massive black fella stood outside the 'drug store' drinking a bottle of beer from inside a brown paper bag, proper "boyz n the hood" stuff, and as my dad walks past him on his way into the shop he nods and says "Ok chief?"

 

The guy just looked at him and seemed confused by what had just happened. I honestly thought he was gonna "pop a cap in our racist asses". He stared at my dad all the way back to the car. He'd probably never seen such white looking legs or a fella wearing socks with sandals before.

 

He then made the same mistake with this enormous guy who was working on the toll booth. This guy looked like C-Lo Green. He wasn't impressed at all and was like 'what did you just call me?' We had to try and explain it was just an expression used over here and he wasn't suggesting he was the head of some African tribe. He didn't seem to be buying it but he raised the toll gate and we escaped.

[Harry Squatter]

All your mates?

 

People on Facebook. One plays footy with me and the other works in the barbers I go to.

[melons]

My dad calls women 'luv' all the time, no-one would be offended by it as it's just a generation thing I reckon. I'd never do it, it'd feel too weird as it's just not something I've ever done. John G does it all the time but again, it seems natural and I don't reckon it would offence to anyone.

 

My dad also calls fellas 'chief', which is a bit more risky depending on where you are and who you say it to. The worst example of this would be when we were in Orlando and got lost. We ended up right off the beaten track in some dodgy looking neighbourhood.

 

My arl fella stops outside some shops and decides to go in and ask for directions. There's this massive black fella stood outside the 'drug store' drinking a bottle of beer from inside a brown paper bag, proper "boyz n the hood" stuff, and as my dad walks past him on his way into the shop he nods and says "Ok chief?"

 

The guy just looked at him and seemed confused by what had just happened. I honestly thought he was gonna "pop a cap in our racist asses". He stared at my dad all the way back to the car. He'd probably never seen such white looking legs or a fella wearing socks with sandals before.

 

He then made the same mistake with this enormous guy who was working on the toll booth. This guy looked like C-Lo Green. He wasn't impressed at all and was like 'what did you just call me?' We had to try and explain it was just an expression used over here and he wasn't suggesting he was the head of some African tribe. He didn't seem to be buying it but he raised the toll gate and we escaped.

 

 

I've met your dad, full imagery of that has just had me laughing out loud big time.

 

 

 

 

I think language use becomes acceptable from some ages, regions and the type of relationship you have with a person, John G has called me hun loads of times, and i've never took offence, nor would I. Probably because he knows almost every variation of my name and uses those too, hun has to be loads easier then Sherralea.

 

 

The person that I hardly know who just happened to take my number whilst out one night though, he's supposed to be impressing me, not making me feel like a number on a conveyer belt. Blimey, I really am hard work after all.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

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I've met your dad, full imagery of that has just had me laughing out loud big time.

 

 

 

 

I think language use becomes acceptable from some ages, regions and the type of relationship you have with a person, John G has called me hun loads of times, and i've never took offence, nor would I. Probably because he knows almost every variation of my name and uses those too, hun has to be loads easier then Sherralea.

 

 

The person that I hardly know who just happened to take my number whilst out one night though, he's supposed to be impressing me, not making me feel like a number on a conveyer belt. Blimey, I really am hard work after all.

 

Aw, I doubt you're as hard work as you make out fifteen.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

I call all the women in work "love" and they can't get enough of it. Hold doors open and everything.

 

Thinks that is why I get away with it.

[Tom R]

I've gone my whole career calling people luv and mate.

 

I was once bumming a bird, and after about 4 days of bumming her bum right off she asked, "do you even know my fucking name?"

"Of course I do, luv!" says I. "It's, erm, Christina!"

"No it isn't, you wanker", says she, "it's fucking Crystal!".

 

Then we bummed some more. Hard and fast. Like she owed me money. Oh how larfed! She was a right dirt box, was ol' Crystal.

 

The moral of the story is that I have bummed way more women than you.

[lifetime fan]

"Are you awake?" was an oft used one in Australia back in the good old days.

 

 

Kevin Bloody Wilson had it right when it comes to chatting women up.

[Captain Turdseye]

I call my bird 'babe' and she says it to me too. I've noticed that my best mate and his missus also do it. Either we're head-over-fucking-heels in love with our women or we're a pair of massive bumders. I'm sure I know which of those the GF would assume.

 

Rant time - Wasps. The cheeky little cunts. I've just been stung on the elbow by one whilst laying down reading a (non-gay) magazine. The little fucker came out of nowhere and just jabbed it's stinger into my arm. The evil, yellow, waspy little bastard. Anyway, he dead now.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I've never been stung by a wasp despite my taunting. My rant today is shitty British summers fuck you country.

[lifetime fan]

I call my bird 'babe' and she says it to me too. I've noticed that my best mate and his missus also do it. Either we're head-over-fucking-heels in love with our women or we're a pair of massive bumders. I'm sure I know which of those the GF would assume.

 

Rant time - Wasps. The cheeky little cunts. I've just been stung on the elbow by one whilst laying down reading a (non-gay) magazine. The little fucker came out of nowhere and just jabbed it's stinger into my arm. The evil, yellow, waspy little bastard. Anyway, he dead now.

 

 

Yep, same here. I can't remember the last time I called her Carly. She on the other hand will call me anything and everything.

 

If we're out and I'm bored or I end up having to do the shopping then I'll wind her up to entertain myself. I'll be really over the top, stroking her hair and saying really loudly how much 'I love my sugarpuff' so everyone can hear.

 

Women love that stuff.

 

They really like you to just randomly grab their tits in the middle of the supermarket too.

[RJ Fan club]

Lads using hairdryers in the Gym. WTF? Actually bringing their own haoirdryer with them and drying their hair. I assume this is a Brighton/southern thing?, as I'd imagine you might actually get a rabbit punch back home for such behaviour.

 

Two of these little meffs yesterday in the changing room. Neither of them even had that long hair either. I'd have actually threw them out myself if they broke out a pair of hair straighteners. Cunts.

 

Get a proper haircut, stop fucking about or for the really long haired people just tie it back till you get home.

 

Nothing against hair, if I could get past the awkward chinaman phase I could spot a good head of hair. Not lost a bit. I also have respect for bandana ninjas in the gym too. It's the hairdryer using fucking half measures not even worth a blow dry type of cunt who grind my gears.