Have a rant thread

[Section_31]

Rem in Costa.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

17 hours ago, Remmie said:

Places that serve food still not understanding the different concepts of vegetarian and vegan. I can just about forgive the average village idiot who lives in Dribblechin, Bolton for not understanding the difference but establishments that must serve dozens of veggies and vegans every week need kicking in the flute.

 

Picking up and sandwich at Costa and I had to correct both employees that I had asked for vegetarian not vegan. And bloody long haul airlines that serve you a vegan meal when you ordered Vegetarian. Infuriating. 

 

"But you ordered the bush?" 

[Section_31]

People who make a song and dance in public places because they've got a kid. 

 

Make way, make way, drop what you're doing, person with kid in pram coming through, I'll require access to baby changing facilities and for you to smile/laugh at my kid when it pukes, shits, or says "hiya" for the 19th time while you're having your brew. My husband (who looks exactly like Gareth Southgate) is just behind me with a ruskcack containing spare nappies.

 

Who are you fucking Clive Owen? Go away, go. 

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Section_31 said:

People who make a song and dance in public places because they've got a kid. 

 

Make way, make way, drop what you're doing, person with kid in pram coming through, I'll require access to baby changing facilities and for you to smile/laugh at my kid when it pukes, shits, or says "hiya" for the 19th time while you're having your brew. My husband (who looks exactly like Gareth Southgate) is just behind me with a ruskcack containing spare nappies.

 

Who are you fucking Clive Owen? Go away, go. 

You have no kids I take it?

[Trumo]

3 hours ago, Section_31 said:

...a ruskcack containing spare nappies.

 

Surely it should be dirty nappies containing ruskcack?

[Vector Sigma]

3 hours ago, Section_31 said:

People who make a song and dance in public places because they've got a kid. 

 

Make way, make way, drop what you're doing, person with kid in pram coming through, I'll require access to baby changing facilities and for you to smile/laugh at my kid when it pukes, shits, or says "hiya" for the 19th time while you're having your brew. My husband (who looks exactly like Gareth Southgate) is just behind me with a ruskcack containing spare nappies.

 

Who are you fucking Clive Owen? Go away, go. 

 

Gervais isn't everyone's cup of tea but this scene sums this up quite well

 

https://youtu.be/GKtUYlBcj_4?si=K9XVHfPWYS-REK1q

[Section_31]

At a wedding and the buffet is vegan. What kind of god.

[Rushies tash]

2 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

At a wedding and the buffet is vegan. What kind of god.

 

Order in a pepperoni pizza. I reckon there'd be a few who'd chip in as well.

[Chip Butty]

43 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

At a wedding and the buffet is vegan. What kind of god.

Vegetarian and it would be fine, but Vegan, Christ that’s like the ISIS, of not eating meat. Bland as fuck. 

[Mook]

On 15/03/2024 at 20:53, VladimirIlyich said:

You have no kids I take it?

 

I have kids and I agree with him.

 

You get people who think they're the first people in history to have children the way they go on. Same as those dog cunts, they expect everyone else to give a shit that they have a dog.

[Rushies tash]

13 hours ago, Mook said:

 

I have kids and I agree with him.

 

You get people who think they're the first people in history to have children the way they go on. Same as those dog cunts, they expect everyone else to give a shit that they have a dog.

 

I work with a woman like this. Not only is her child a genius, but she's also dead hard, funny as fuck and a sporting prodigy - depending on who she's trying to impress at the time.

[redinblack]

1 hour ago, Rushies tash said:

 

I work with a woman like this. Not only is her child a genius, but she's also dead hard, funny as fuck and a sporting prodigy - depending on who she's trying to impress at the time.

LinkedIn is full of this shit. they just have to share the pictures. 

[Clem H Fandango]

Fucked off with people that have to shout the longest/hardest.

It's a clear indication of low intellect. Trying to keep up with the smart kids. @Bjornebye @Rico1304

[Bjornebye]

Cool not smart.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Some of the cunt parking from those attending Africa Oye in Sevvy Park. 
 

It’d be boss if some people didn’t park their cars half on the road and half on some of the narrow pavements around the park. 
 

People who aren’t attending the festival and just want a power-walk around the park (i.e. Me) shouldn’t have to make the choice between having to practically walk through bushes or having to walk head on into oncoming traffic because the pavements can’t be used properly! 
 

Dashiki wearing, cultural appropriating cuntbubbles. 

 

[Rico1304]

53 minutes ago, Clem H Fandango said:

Fucked off with people that have to shout the longest/hardest.

It's a clear indication of low intellect. Trying to keep up with the smart kids. @Bjornebye @Rico1304

YOU ARE!!!

 

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Rico1304 said:

YOU ARE!!!

 

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Calls us trolls yet tags us in a completely different thread out of the blue. More great content. 

Appears he joined after us and all. Unless he’s on a second account. Jon Snow maybe who knows 

[Clem H Fandango]

1 minute ago, Rico1304 said:

YOU ARE!!!

 

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Well done. Childish haha just prove my point

[Clem H Fandango]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Calls us trolls yet tags us in a completely different thread out of the blue. More great content. 

Appears he joined after us and all. Unless he’s on a second account. Jon Snow maybe who knows 

Don't be a dick? Actually carry on being the forum dick as you were. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Clem H Fandango said:

Don't be a dick? Actually carry on being the forum dick as you were. 

Im happy if that’s what some people think. I don’t really care. Stop abusing people’s families. 

[Rico1304]

8 minutes ago, Clem H Fandango said:

Don't be a dick? Actually carry on being the forum dick as you were. 

YOU ARE! 

[Section_31]

26 minutes ago, Nelly-Szoboszlai said:

Some of the cunt parking from those attending Africa Oye in Sevvy Park. 
 

It’d be boss if some people didn’t park their cars half on the road and half on some of the narrow pavements around the park. 
 

People who aren’t attending the festival and just want a power-walk around the park (i.e. Me) shouldn’t have to make the choice between having to practically walk through bushes or having to walk head on into oncoming traffic because the pavements can’t be used properly! 
 

Dashiki wearing, cultural appropriating cuntbubbles. 

 

 

Anything free in Liverpool these days is unpleasantly busy due to people wanting to tag themselves there. Whenever I used to go bommie night as a kid it was busyish, now it's fucking bedlam. Even shit people clearly have no interest in like tall ships etc are unpleasantly busy.

[Clem H Fandango]

15 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Im happy if that’s what some people think. I don’t really care. Stop abusing people’s families. 

I'm waiting on the abused families?

 

Come on tough semen swilling navy short ass..

[Rico1304]

2 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

Anything free in Liverpool these days is unpleasantly busy due to people wanting to tag themselves there. Whenever I used to go bommie night as a kid it was busyish, now it's fucking bedlam. Even shit people clearly have no interest in like tall ships etc are unpleasantly busy.

We went to an  event a few years ago where a South American country (maybe Brazil ) had sent over a sailing boat crewed by young sailors - it was fucking ace.  They showed around the ship, Izzy had her pic with the captain and they honestly couldn’t have been nicer.  We only stumbled on it because we were staying at the hotel facing it.  If I could remember how to post pics I would.  The idea of being on this ship in the middle of the sea was terrifying to me. 

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, Clem H Fandango said:

I'm waiting on the abused families?

 

Come on tough semen swilling navy short ass..

You’re waiting on the abused families? As a waiter or just waiting? Make it make sense 

 

You were and keep doing, having a pop at Rico’s wife. A wife is a family member. Is everything ok?