Instant cunt identifiers

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 02/10/2022 at 10:51, Shooter in the Motor said:

Dame Prue Leith has revealed she drowned a litter of kittens as a child.

 

The Great British Bake Off judge described the shocking act as a ‘traumatic experience’ that plagued her for weeks afterward.

Recalling the horrific memory in her memoir I’ll Try Anything Once, Dame Prue revealed that her mother, Margaret Inglis, instructed her to sink the baby cats just hours after their birth.

 

‘My mother and I, then 11, had just drowned some kittens… and for weeks I imagined those poor dead creatures,’ she penned.

 

‘Too many kittens was a frequent occurrence and there had come a day when my mother, unable to find homes for yet another litter, decided to drown the latest batch.

 

‘My protests were met with a firm, “Darling, it has to be done. They are only a few hours old. They will hardly know it’s happening”.’

Dame Prue wrote that her mother said they didn’t need to hold the bag of kittens under the water for too long in order to send them to ‘sleep’ but that they ‘fought like the devil for life’.

 

She recalled that her mother then had a change of heart, but the baker insisted they continued and added: ‘I held the bag under water until the last kitten had stopped mewing.’

 

Dame Prue was born in Cape Town, South Africa, and spent her childhood there before moving to London aged 20, in 1960.

 

She recently told Metro.co.uk that she rather enjoys being famous.

I've just seen her out herself as an anti-beaner on the Bake-Off.

 

Anti-beaners murder kittens.

[Mudface]

10 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I've just seen her out herself as an anti-beaner on the Bake-Off.

 

Anti-beaners murder kittens.

What a cunt. Kittens go lovely with beans.

[Bjornebye]

27 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I've just seen her out herself as an anti-beaner on the Bake-Off.

 

Anti-beaners murder kittens.

Hahahaha you watch bake off 

 

 

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Hahahaha you watch bake off 

 

 

 

 

It's pure porn, mate. If you've never had a wank over Chrystelle's curry pie, you've never lived. 

[cloggypop]

1 minute ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

It's pure porn, mate. If you've never had a wank over Chrystelle's curry pie, you've never lived. 

He starts threads on Love Island. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

It's pure porn, mate. If you've never had a wank over Chrystelle's curry pie, you've never lived. 

Nah, I'm a Masterchef guy. Cant be doing with that Noel Fielding and the scouse fella who shags fit tarts 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, cloggypop said:

He starts threads on Love Island. 

While you chase the dragon.

[Guest]

34 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I've just seen her out herself as an anti-beaner on the Bake-Off.

 

Anti-beaners murder kittens.

Hard to argue with that.

[cloggypop]

8 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

While you chase the dragon.

What is it with these constant accusations of me being a heroin addict? 

 

It's something I've never done in my life. 

 

It's purely something you have invented as deflection when I pointed out that you were a sectarian prick. 

 

If you really think that accusing people that choose to live in the Netherlands do so to pursue hardcore drugs then that says a hell of a lot of your inbred ignorance. 

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

While you chase the dragon.

As defences go, this is like watching Superman shove kryponite up his arse.

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

What is it with these constant accusations of me being a heroin addict? 

 

It's something I've never done in my life. 

 

It's purely something you have invented as deflection when I pointed out that you were a sectarian prick. 

 

If you really think that accusing people that choose to live in the Netherlands do so to pursue hardcore drugs then that says a hell of a lot of your inbred ignorance. 

I'm not sectarian, you say it to wind me up. I don't believe you're a junkie at all. I say it to wind you up which it clearly has you fucking toenail. 

6 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

As defences go, this is like watching Superman shove kryponite up his arse.

He'd do that if he ran out of brown. 

[cloggypop]

But I do think you're a sectarian prick.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Year of the Dragon is an underrated film. Peak era Mickey Rourke.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, cloggypop said:

But I do think you're a sectarian prick.

You're entitled to your opinion. I couldn't give a flying fuck what you think. 

 

The junkie stuff.... now that it's made you flip I won't bother anymore. I don't need to. 

 

Now subscribe to the site you use daily like everyone else you paraffin. 

[cloggypop]

Tory BUPA sectarian prick

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, cloggypop said:

Tory BUPA sectarian prick

Woeful. 'BUPA' hahaha. You only live over there because you'll get nicked over here for swerving the register. It will catch up with you one day. It always does. 

[cloggypop]

Stig is the kind of sectarian prick that would privatise Channel 4

[Anubis]

1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I've just seen her out herself as an anti-beaner on the Bake-Off.

 

Anti-beaners murder kittens.

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/huntleys-christmas-feast-530446.amp
 

 

Quote

Ian Huntley will enjoy a slap-up Christmas meal in jail tomorrow - almost four years to the day after he was found guilty of killing Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman…

 

…On Christmas morning he will have cereal followed by egg, bacon, baked beans, and tomatoes for breakfast.

 

The Prosecution rests.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, cloggypop said:

Stig is the kind of sectarian prick that would privatise Channel 4

You'd shag Nadine Dorries for the last embers of her spliff. 

 

 

[Section_31]

People who aren't Australian but speak with a rising inflection.

[Mudface]

7 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

People who aren't Australian but speak with a rising inflection.

I know, right?

[Waitak]

12 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

People who aren't Australian but speak with a rising inflection.

All New Zealanders, then ? 

[Bob]

People who reply to a post on twitter with a copy of a post of their own. This irritates me more than it should.

[Mudface]

19 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

People who reply to a post on twitter with a copy of a post of their own. This irritates me more than it should.

Same. 'Look what I said the other day that no one took notice of.'

[Shitty Arse]

Cyclists with those little cameras attached to their helmets. Fuck off with that shit.