Instant cunt identifiers

[Mook]

Phil Collins was in Genesis from Nursery Cryme (1971) onwards so people who slag him off & claim to be Genesis fans should probably check who was playing drums on their progressive stuff.

 

They actually went shit when Steve Hackett left, three albums after Peter Gabriel had departed.

 

Pointing this out almost certainly makes me a cunt but I'm comfortable in my own skin.

[dandyman]

Greggs branded clothing, included Greggs Crocs

 

Get to fuckety fuck and fuck off

[Bjornebye]

Just now, dandyman said:

Greggs branded clothing, included Greggs Crocs

 

Get to fuckety fuck and fuck off

Sort of stuff they wear in Newcastle. 

[sir roger]

2 hours ago, dandyman said:

Greggs branded clothing, included Greggs Crocs

 

Get to fuckety fuck and fuck off

Like James Bond aftershave, you just think who the fuck would spend money on this shit.

[nimrod]

18 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Wearing a dickie bow to a wedding.

Or a cummerbund.

[Section_31]

6 minutes ago, nimrod said:

Or a cummerbund.

Or a kilt if you're not Scottish. 

[Elite]

14 hours ago, dandyman said:

Greggs branded clothing, included Greggs Crocs

 

Get to fuckety fuck and fuck off

Didn't know this was a thing. Why in the fuck would you want to wear Greggs clothing.

[Section_31]

5 minutes ago, Elite said:

Didn't know this was a thing. Why in the fuck would you want to wear Greggs clothing.

It's not such a half-baked idea if you ask me, despite what the nay-Sayers may think.  

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 27/08/2022 at 11:30, Babb'sBurstNad said:

People who drive over a zebra crossing just as you start walking on it.

And in busy traffic, people who go bumper-to-bumper across a pedestrian crossing, rather than waiting for a space on the other side of the crossing before they move forward.

[cloggypop]

2 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

And in busy traffic, people who go bumper-to-bumper across a pedestrian crossing, rather than waiting for a space on the other side of the crossing before they move forward.

Saw a mate of mine walk over the bonnet of a car that did this. Driver wasn't happy. 

[Mook]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

Didn't know this was a thing. Why in the fuck would you want to wear Greggs clothing.

I saw a massive fat bastard wearing the Greggs branded socks with sandals at the weekend there.

 

I enjoy self deprecating humour but that's taking the fucking piss.

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Mook said:

I saw a massive fat bastard wearing the Greggs branded socks with sandals at the weekend there.

 

I enjoy self deprecating humour but that's taking the fucking piss.

He wanted a slice of the action. 

[Harry Squatter]

5 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Or a kilt if you're not Scottish. 

Someone I worked with was from Cambridgeshire. Never been to Scotland and he married a Norwegian woman in Bergen. For some reason he wore a kilt at his wedding. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Someone I worked with was from Cambridgeshire. Never been to Scotland and he married a Norwegian woman in Bergen. For some reason he wore a kilt at his wedding. 

Cultural appropriation by the English colonialist bastard.

[dockers_strike]

5 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Someone I worked with was from Cambridgeshire. Never been to Scotland and he married a Norwegian woman in Bergen. For some reason he wore a kilt at his wedding. 

Maybe he was a cross dresser?!

[Mook]

I'm Scottish and I hate kilts.

 

Some English cunt was giving me grief at my wedding for not wearing one. Probably the most bizarre criticism I've ever had to deal with.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

19 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

Maybe he was a cross dresser?!

I'd be fucking furious if I had to wear one.

[A Red]

The Cornish have their own kilts, friend of mine wears it to any special do.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

4 hours ago, Mook said:

I saw a massive fat bastard wearing the Greggs branded socks with sandals at the weekend there.

 

I enjoy self deprecating humour but that's taking the fucking piss.

 

[Bjornebye]

31 minutes ago, Mook said:

I'm Scottish and I hate kilts.

 

Some English cunt was giving me grief at my wedding for not wearing one. Probably the most bizarre criticism I've ever had to deal with.

Hahahahaha people are fucking mental. Who in their right mind would want to see them pasty legs?! 

 

 

 

Jokes aside - weirdos. I remember being cold at a BBQ down south. "You're northern you're not supposed to be cold" Yeah ok that's how it works dickhead. 

16 minutes ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

 

Negged because they're better than you're tapered jeans. 

 

 

I've actually undone the neg so you can neg me back guilt free. 

[stringvest]

2 hours ago, Mook said:

I'm Scottish and I hate kilts.

 

Some English cunt was giving me grief at my wedding for not wearing one. Probably the most bizarre criticism I've ever had to deal with.

Was listening to Ricky Ross on a podcast the other day - he said exactly the same thing.  Can't stand them.

[Mook]

1 minute ago, stringvest said:

Was listening to Ricky Ross on a podcast the other day - he said exactly the same thing.  Can't stand them.

None of my Dad's generation wore kilts when they got married, it's generally a new thing that's came in over the last 30 years & seems to have taken hold in England to an extent too.

 

I wouldn't wear one if you paid me.

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, stringvest said:

Was listening to Ricky Ross on a podcast the other day - he said exactly the same thing.  Can't stand them.

I wore one to your wedding 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Mook said:

None of my Dad's generation wore kilts when they got married, it's generally a new thing that's came in over the last 30 years & seems to have taken hold in England to an extent too.

 

I wouldn't wear one if you paid me.

Defo an English tory you. 

 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Defo an English tory you. 

 

 

Braveheart the most historically accurate film ever!