Instant cunt identifiers

[Tony Moanero]

3 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

I’ve not seen Toast of London, but that’s a nice-looking t-shirt, in my opinion.

[Captain Willard]

This young person opposite me on the train up to Liverpool putting his feet on the seats and the table. I fumed all the way. 

[sir roger]

You should have Paul Theroux'd his toes into bloody pulp.

[Elite]

Scruffy twat.

[Bjornebye]

Fuck that. How can he possibly think that's ok to do? 

[Dr Nowt]

Surely you could just dock his pocket money?

[lifetime fan]

Marco Pierre White’s son. 
 

 

[John102]

1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

This young person opposite me on the train up to Liverpool putting his feet on the seats and the table. I fumed all the way. 

 

Is he wearing Donnay socks? Typical Sports Direct scruff. I assume he got off at Stafford or Runcorn.

[Section_31]

1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

This young person opposite me on the train up to Liverpool putting his feet on the seats and the table. I fumed all the way. 

You should have ordered a brandy, poured it on his feet and threw a match on the motherfucker.

[Jairzinho]

1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

This young person opposite me on the train up to Liverpool putting his feet on the seats and the table. I fumed all the way. 

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

This young person opposite me on the train up to Liverpool putting his feet on the seats and the table. I fumed all the way. 

I’m normally a lefty liberal who doesn’t agree with the death penalty. 
 

I’d make an exception for that cunt though. 

[Gnasher]

On 20/08/2022 at 13:46, Tony Moanero said:

I’ve not seen Toast of London, but that’s a nice-looking t-shirt, in my opinion.

Here you go Tone,

 

 

 

 

[redinblack]

3 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

This young person opposite me on the train up to Liverpool putting his feet on the seats and the table. I fumed all the way. 

I'd have stabbed him. Stuff like that fucks me right off. You showed commendable restraint.

[manwiththestick]

Taking up two seats aswell. Scruffy rat.

[Tony Moanero]

The state of those kecks. Are they three-quarter length ones?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I would have told him to take it down, but then he wouldn't have done it in my presence.

[easytoslip]

7 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

This young person opposite me on the train up to Liverpool putting his feet on the seats and the table. I fumed all the way. 

Christ, homicidal thoughts the fuckin' shit head.

[easytoslip]

2 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

The state of those kecks. Are they three-quarter length ones?

Looks like, that deserves a poke in the eye for wearing such ghastly apparel. 

[Pete]

7 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

This young person opposite me on the train up to Liverpool putting his feet on the seats and the table. I fumed all the way. 

Hot coffee accidentally spilled on the table would soon put an end to that. 

[Trumo]

6 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

Marco Pierre White’s son. 
 

 

 

If Marco hasn't ever disdainfully uttered the words "It's call paper you stupid fuck!" at his ghastly offspring, he deserves to have all his Michelin stars takien off him.

[sir roger]

Why would you advertise to the world that you had shants on ?

[easytoslip]

18 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Why would you advertise to the world that you had shants on ?

Cargo pants and sandals is the way to go,  mens feet do my head in, gross, especially when no nail varnish, vests and mens armpits are quite repulsive. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

Cargo pants and sandals is the way to go,  mens feet do my head in, gross, especially when no nail varnish, vests and mens armpits are quite repulsive. 

 

 

[Geoff Woade]

10 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

This young person opposite me on the train up to Liverpool putting his feet on the seats and the table. I fumed all the way. 

What a peasant. 

[manwiththestick]

2 hours ago, sir roger said:

Why would you advertise to the world that you had shants on ?

@Captain Turdseye, one for you pal.