Someone’s Having a Real Laugh - How Long Until They ‘Bin Bag’ Ten Hag?

[cloggypop]

1 hour ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

ta.

And who are the other two who/who’s?

 

all three names mean nowt to me.

TD is good on the others but possibly underselling Schone. Utility for sure eventually but a great servant for Ajax with a world class free kick ability. 

[Section_31]

[Scott_M]

I bet they’ll be having a parade for the Bangkok Trophy when they get back from this tour. 

[tokyojoe]

Death Throes.

[manwiththestick]

If their moment in the sun is the first game of a pre season in which they started almost full strength against a D team full of kids, then let them have it I say.

 

Makes it all the sweeter as the season progresses.

[Bjornebye]

52 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

If their moment in the sun is the first game of a pre season in which they started almost full strength against a D team full of kids, then let them have it I say.

 

Makes it all the sweeter as the season progresses.

It's the kind of result you'd take in a friendly if it kept Ole at the wheel for an extra 6 months. 

 

 

 

[3 Stacks]

You know they're actually very excited about the result, which is the best part. What happens when you've had to feed on crumbs for years.

[Creator Supreme]

I'd never write those cunts off!

[Section_31]

12 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

I'd never write those cunts off!

Say never. They're shopping carts, from here on out.

[Razoray]

On 11/07/2022 at 14:07, aRdja said:

If they get Frenkie De Jong, Eriksen and a striker, I’m not sure who’s killin it in Europe, say Tammy Abraham then the first team is decent enough IMO, probably still a bit off City and us, but would look like a CL team.

4-3-3

De Gea; Wan-Bissaka, Varane, Maguire, Shaw; De Jong, Eriksen, Bruno; Sancho, Rashford, Abraham

That midfield is pure lightweight and AWB is dire

[Ron B]

On 11/07/2022 at 14:07, aRdja said:

4-3-3

De Gea; Wan-Bissaka, Varane, Maguire, Shaw; De Jong, Eriksen, Bruno; Sancho, Rashford, Abraham

What was it Paisley used to say? “Three guys to play the piano and eight to carry it”? I see a lot of guys who fancy playing it, but not many who I’d be excited to hear their solo. 

[TheHowieLama]

3 minutes ago, Ron B said:

What was it Paisley used to say? “Three guys to play the piano and eight to carry it”? I see a lot of guys who fancy playing it, but not many who I’d be excited to hear their solo. 

Even fewer I would trust carrying the fuckin thing.

[Reckoner]

11 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Even fewer I would trust carrying the fuckin thing.

Maguire looks like a removal guy but I’d imagine he’d accidentally drop the piano down a flight of stairs whilst it played comical circus music.

[Ron B]

There comes at least one point during every man’s romantic life when he has to be taken to one side and told: “Mate, I know you really like her; I know you think she’s just the perfect one for you; I know that she’s single or as good as; I know that you think she’s interested in you too. But honestly? She’s just messing you about so that she can get leverage with her boyfriend. They’ve not really broken up, she’s not going to leave him, and you’re only going to head home alone for a Pot Noodle and a wank.”

 

That is United’s pursuit of Frankie de Jong. 

[Barrington Womble]

Eriksen deal complete. 

[Reckoner]

5 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Eriksen deal complete. 

I thought he signed ages ago. How long do they take over basic transfers?

[Barrington Womble]

7 minutes ago, Reckoner said:

I thought he signed ages ago. How long do they take over basic transfers?

He had an agreement in principle and then nothing seemed to happen, so he's only joined them today. 

[TheHowieLama]

De Jong has told his agent (allegedly) he is fine with a move away from Barca - just not to United.

[whtwht]

Dig your heels in Frenkie!

[m0e]

4 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

He had an agreement in principle and then nothing seemed to happen, so he's only joined them today. 

Prolonged medical and test results 

[TheHowieLama]

1 minute ago, m0e said:

Prolonged medical and test results 

and about 3 paragraphs of very carefully worded stuff in the contract.

[Reckoner]

Obviously Liverpool have history but with City…

 

[Butch]

The cunt won them a trophy already what a turnaround. From shit to lit. Premier league winners this season. 

[halewood pete]

[redheart]